It tires?
Mind out.
Wait, wait, wait.
Balraj! Can you get the other one?
Can you check that this
I just do it.
It is a mess. It's like Bedlam.
Nice, is not it?
What do you mean It's like New York?
Better get used to, Darcy. We were here for two weeks.
Jesus, Balraj, where the hell have you brought me
Hurry up, you silly girl!
We must make sure Jaya meets with Mr Balraj from London before anyone else.
All mothers think that there is a single man with a lot of money to be shopping for a wife.
I am embarrassed to say, but I hope he
What, shopping or loaded?
Well, both.
Lakhi, you think your mother is crazy
That I let you wear it?
I told you, Lakhi. It's very vulgar.
But, Mama. It's killing, Mama!
Oh, if it was murder, that's what everyone's wearing in Mumbai
But we want Balraj to look into Jaya's eyes, not mamesmu
He's the only hope we have.
If we do not get the eldest married first,
we will never be able to marry rest of you to shame
Come on, Lakhi, it's just a party.
Save your fussing for the big wedding tomorrow
Papa, it's cold. Let me fix my dupatta.
Oh! Square.
Chandra, make sure you're smiling.
Now, sit back.
- is, Laki. - is.
Hello dear.
- Can we sit here? - Of course!
- Mama, we'll go and see the bride. - OK, come soon
- Chandra, do not be too long. - WELL.
Oh, this must be the famous Balraj from UK.
He's from the Uppal family of Delhi, you know
Hey, Balraj, you made it in one piece from London.
Is that his name?
I completely forgot groom bring guests from the UK.
Apparently, he's a lawyer.
Is that true? A lawyer?
And his family live in Windsor, near the Queen's castle.
Very? In addition to the Queen?
Oh, brother looks so pretty.
So fair, nah?
- Who the Englishman with him? - He was an American
His name is William Darcy.
He is a fast friend Balraj in Oxford.
From one of the richest families in America
They have hotels all over the world.
Shame he's not Indian.
Sure you okay to go to London? You only met him twice.
He was good and so was his family.
You have to get out of this town, Lalita.
You know there is nothing for you here.
Everyone just wanted a girl from a wealthy family
Papa needs me I can not go.
His friend Balraj is superb.
He was also looking for a girl.
My God, if I, or any women over 50 giving you the eye?
Do not be dense, Darcy.
Every mother in this room is wetting
- Can we go? - Kiran, I'm the best.
I can not save her, is not it?
It is 01:00 in New York. I do not mind returning early
so I can get through a financial in that hotel in Goa.
Will you stop working, just this once?
And you stop being such a coconut.
This is our beloved homeland. Having fun lah.
The only thing India's good for weight loss.
Are you sure this is safe? eat? I do not want to get Delhi belly on my first day
- What is happening right now? - Indian version of American Idol.
I hope you bring earplugs.
This is where the girls tease the boys, and the boys tease the girls.
Guard yourself, Darcy.
He will turn to MC Hammer India.
What are they like?
What are they singing?
Oh, these pretty girls fluttering Tempting as a kite without a string.
These girls are like naked live wires.
If you get too close, you'll get an electric shock of love.
Ooh!
Oh, my God, she's beautiful!
There is still time.
It was incredible. thanks.