Bravo
Bravo! Bravo!
Help! Help!
Young master!
It was colossal
What was it
Did you have a nightmare?
How many times have I told you?
Never ever wake me up when I’m in a dream.
I didn't know you were dreaming.
What I know is that
as a monk, you are supposed to be meditating now,
I did.
As the great Master Liuzu put it, there are many ways to achieve enlightenment.
Why do I have to meditate?
You know shit about it.
Moreover,
Who says i'm a monk?
Young master
You've been here for over half a year.
I’m taking your home if you are not to be ordained.
Technically, I’m homeless!
My family were all murdered.
Where am I supposed to go.
As told by your father,
should you fail to become a monk
I’m taking you home and starting a business with you.
Well, tell my uncle that
I’m as good as dead
No more worries about me.
A monk doesn't have a servant, does he?
Nonsense. I will stay here until you literally have your head shaved.
I’m here for enlightenment,
not for a new haircut.
I’m not a wooden idol.
The bell of the temple just rang
It's like something is coming up.
I knew I was meant to be here for the call of duty.
How come did i end up here
in the middle of nowhere
What if there are bad guys around.
I'm so scared. Scared like hell.
Uh-oh! How come did i end up here.
I'd better rush.
Little girl. Fear not.
I'm not a bad guy.
Why don't I walk you home.
No! Hell no! Just leave me alone.
I can hardly go any further if you don t stop.
Stay put if you are exhausted.
Sir, why are you following me.
Is it because i'm drop-dead gorgeous?
I just wanna get you home.
A great-looking girl in such a wilderness
Don t you fear that I'll turn out to be a demon?
I get along with demons.
What an arousing scent of fox.
I've travelled hundreds of miles to be your meal.
I knew you were no human.
Where are you going?
Damn! I’m stuck.
Let me Help you out.
A demon skunk!
What a repulsive and stinky world.
I’m obliged to do something about it.
Ewww. How do I dispose of the stench.
What a horrible odor.
This demon skunk.
Is so lascivious that.
many women have fallen victim to him.
There is an excessive amount of ptomaine inside him.
That explains the awful reek.
I've been meaning to slay it.
But he is way too cunning.
Fortunately, we managed to seduce him
Women can really use some make-up.
Go freshen up already.
Sifu, do you like the way I look?
Sifu, with the skunk, we are very close to the 100-demon target
and you are gonna be invincible by then.
Great master!
My granddaughter was taken by the demon.
She left to tend the sheep on the mountain,
and never came back.
I only found one of her shoes.
Madam, your granddaughter is missing
but why are you so certain it was the demon.
Such a large water buffiol
It just vanished in the blink of an eye.
I was working on the land,
It just went missing in the blink of an eye.
Why did you blink?
Why didn't you focus on plowing without blinking?
That's not point.
The point is
Just in the blink of an eye
A creature of such large proportion just disappeared!
It must be the demon.
Exactly!
I was wondering why he had to blink?
Oh my honey!
Although my husband was tiny,
he always managed to touch, all over me
with his soft slimy body
before bed
And he would linger on my boobs
and fell into sound sleep.
But now,
All that's left of him is this pathetic shell
He wouldn't even spare such a tiny creature
How evil is the demon.
I wasn't aware he was into stir-fried snails.
My husband
Why do you cry over a missing snail
Save your drama. You slut.
Ma am!
It’s not fair to say that.
Her daughter is a life.
Her water bufflo is also a life.
Shouldn’t the snail be deemed a life, too?
Every creature is equal.
It's not her fault to treat the little creature
It’s not her fault to take the little creature
Doesn’t t she deserve some sympathy?
I’m giving her a CPR.
You are the doctor, you should go first.
I’m bleeding!
You go.
No! No! Hell no!
I’m not Losing my virginity to her.
I have the strength. I’ll try.
You! You give it a go.
Stop fighting!
Xiuyuan
AIas
I never occurred to me that you has such a great empathy with people.
I'm almost moved to tears.
You will take care of it.
Thanks! Sifu.
Young master, go get it!
Go with a brave heart.
What the hell?
Is the demon coming?
Run for your Life.
I'm gonna beat the crap out or you.
Looks Like it’s going to rain.
Wow! Sifu!
It’s no regular demon.
Sifu. I can smell it miles away.
Let's go kick his ass.
Kick his ass?
Are you freaking kidding me? You silly fox.
The demon is not even born yet.
How could he be so awesome as a fetus?
What demon is it?
It’s the king of all demons i've been seeking.
You are able to give me an immortal Life
after you slay it, right?
It's a real piece of work.
You gotta go to Village Canlong for a guy called Li Xiyuan.
Well. . .What's special about this guy?
His support is essential
This guy's support is essential
You'll go check if there is a dragon birthmark on him.
Get going, now.
Return to me in three days.
Help
Help! Help .
Who need your Help?
Sifu!
Xiuyuan. You were in a nightmare again.
I know you're suffering.
Hopefully my chanting could alleviate your pain,
Do you have to chant Like this?
Xiuyuan.
i've got a very important news to break to you.
It was a long long time ago
The Dark Raksasa,
The most formidable devil in hell
The Buddha brought him down
And imprisoned him in hell.
In an effort to prevent the Dark Raksasa from rising to power and
Buddha sealed the Dark scepter in our temple,
which turned temple Guoqing a fortress
against the dark power.
But i'm at a Ioss at the frequent rises of
so many demons.
hurting people here and there.
According to my astronomical observation,
it was no regular monster at all
Xiuyuan!
Yes?
You’re leaving for Lin an City tomorrow.
Get Master Trash, for me.
Who’s this Master Trash?
How come you haven't heard of such household name?
I haven't.
Actually I don t know him either
But my master told me that
When temple Guoqlng in trouble,
go to Master Trash
He would be happy to give us a hand.
Xiuyuan
I’m sure you won’t let me down.
Go get it!
Hold on
What does Master Trash look like?
It's a big world out there. Where can I find him?
Forget about his looks
Make sure he's got a tiger birthmark.
Where is the birthmark exactly?
Master, don t go without me.
Afu, go home.
I’ll see you around.
The birthmark grows on his right buttock
Sifu!
Isn't it a bit too late to tell him that now?
isn't it a bit too late to tell him that now?
Oh yeah?
Amitabha
Why did you get off?
Man
I'm even faster on foot.
It's gonna take forever for us to get to Lin an.
What a lame horse.
You called him a " lame horse''?
His name is "Speedo''?
Mr.ThunderboIt, flash Speed.
Show me what he's got.
We're still in the break-in period.
You're gonna puke your guts out in 3 hours,
Oh, man.
It's been 5 hours!
Why didn't you tell me earlier?
Hurry up ! Hop on!
Hold on
Show time! Speed and Fury!
Go!
Slow down, Carter.
I can t
Flight Mode activated.
Unstoppable now!
Sweetheart.
We Should've got a cab Should I knew it were such a remote place
Yeah, we're in a remote area.
Where the hell can I get a cab then?
You gave me a fright!
Let me check it out for ya.
It's like a carriage is coming
It looks like one.
It’s not the right place.
Hold your horse.
Would you believe me if I say something's just passed.
No
Brace yourself!
Son
Be realistic!
Why?
There are no pennies from heaven.
Shit from sky is more likely.
What the shit again?
Where are we?
We're here.
I was scared to death
But we flew all the way !
Did you take a detour?
It's the navigation.
Help!
Li Xiuyuan
Like someone is calling my name.
Yep yep yep.
Someone might get hurt
I’ll go check it out.
Li Xiuyuan
Hurry up!
Li Xiuyuan is coming.
Hurry up!
Say your lines.
What Should I say? Miss.
Say you are gonna kill me!
kill me!
You are supposed to say " kill the demon"
kill the demon.
No
Go on. Don't stop.
Taoist! on your mark!
No
Please! Don't kill me.
I'm not a demon
kill the demon.
Demon!
You are on your own this time.
You're not getting away this time.
Go to hell!
kill the demon.
Please! Don't kill me.
I'm doing it
Wait a sec.
Mr. Taoist.
She doesn't look like a demon
I have a proposal.
Since we are in the same line of work,
spare her life for sake of God.
Who the hell do you think you are?
I'm Li Xiuyuan from temple Guoqing.
So you are the Li Xluyuan?
So you are the Li Xiuyuan?
Never heard of your name.
Look.
Since we are in the same trade
Well.
You're not supposed to step on my toes.
Get out of my sight.
How about
I've got this apple,
worshiped in Guoqing temple for thousands of years.
worshiped in Guoqing Temple for thousands of years.
It's consecrated by Master Liuzu
A little bite of it brings amazing power to you.
I'm granting it to you today
This apple’s got all wrinkled up.
Is it still edible?
What a stubborn piece of work.
If you don t feel like eating it.
put it at home, and it means great honor to your house
Just take it.
You know what?
I’m the 49th successor of Maoshan denomination
I'm too proud to take a bribe
Demonic creature ! Go to hell!
Run
Go get her.
Why are you guys still standing here?
Handsome
Don't you know that,
We are not paid for chasing her.
Why are you working your ass off?
well, uh, well
You are right
She didn't pay me for throwing eggs.
What a moron!
They are not after us
We ran like hell
Or we would be dead meat by now.
You sure you are Li Xiuyuan?
I'm afraid I am.
How did you know me?
Cause my sifu told me that you are the biggest busybody in village Canglong
I ‘meant the most accommodating
guy in the village.
So I thought you would be the guy who d show up and saved my ass
Thank Buddha I was right
Why did they mean to kill you?
You're not a demon
Yes, I am.
But you know, there are good demons and bad demons
You don't look like a bad one.
How can you be so sure of that?
Miss.
May I call you "honey'' from this day on
May I call you " honey'' from this day on
Please don't " honey', me.
Honey
Since you saved my life,
I shall be your wife then.
Amitabha
Miss!
Are you out of your mind?
I'm more of a monk now
It’s not gonna work out
Are you disgusted by my filthy looks?
I'll go get a shower. Be right back
I can feel it
My heart is beating like crazy.
Part of my body is getting stiff
I've never felt like this
Li Xiuyuan
always bear in mind that you are meant to be a monk.
Get a hold of yourself.
Before I'm shaved as a monk
I should take advantage of this
I Should take advantage of this
You are such an animal.
Shame on you.
Form is just void,
Void is just form.
Maybe I’d better sneak off,
before she is back
Honey, where do you think you’re going?
Honey
Get naked already.
No! hell no!
It's inappropriate
Why are you so hard on yourself?
Oh is it because you can't get a hard on?
Miss, .
Ain't you being a bit harsh on me?
It's not like i'm Impotent, It's just,
I just can't
What's the bloody difference?
Lame! I'm getting out of here.
I was about to touch myself
Watch your mouth!
What are you looking at?
Watch your freakin mouth!
Ignore him.
Let's go on.
You don't let people think little of you
Good boy!
Strip off your clothes.
Don't push me
Get lost before I do horrible things.
Bring it on
Do your thing,
Form is void . Void is form
You are such a pussy
If I were in your position,
I would have
You'd have what?
You'd have finished already.
In the presence of the large audience,
You Shouldn't have humiliated me like that
What an eunuch.
Amitabha!
You failed us!
How old are you?
You need to get spanked!
Honey, wait up
Miss, knock it off
Look! i'm on a mission to get Master Trash.
It’s very urgent.
It’s a treacherous journey
Just go back to where you are from
Please leave me alone.
Here is the deal
You tell me
if you've got a dragon birthmark.
No, I don t
Take off your clothes so I can take a look.
(Reciting a Zen Poem)
You are wearing yourself out.
You've asked him a million of times
Mind your own business
Bro
You are way to cruel!
She signed up for it.
I meant you are guys are way too cruel to me
What did I do to deserve this?
If you don't cut it out,
In 4 hours
I would bleed myself to death!
You don t get away with it
I’m gonna tell the abbot on you.
You slept with me
and dumped me
Suit yourself
Why do you make such a fuss about taking off your clothes?
It's you!
She meant you.
Not me
You guys! Gather around for the show.
This monk hit and run!
What am I gonna do about it?
kill him
I don't know her
What an asshoIe
Watch out!
Something is flying towards us
What is it like a flash.
Cause it’s flash Steed
No, what I meant was this whirlwind romance
It got me all of a sudden
I saw rays of light on you
I completely dissolved into the light.
I think i'm head over heels for you
feel my heart beat.
Comrade spare me of this slapstick.
I'm on an important mission.
Hey, man.
When are you heading back for village Canlong
You don t really see me as a pain in the ass, right
Don t push me away!
call me when you are back to the village
You can ride with flash Steed
50% off for a shared ride
Thanks I’ll be back after I got Master Trash.
Who’s Master Trash
Why are you looking for him?
Let's make a deal
I took a look at your birthmark.
In return, i'll get him for you
Hey hey hey, is this the Master Trash You've been seeking?
Demon hunting fair.
Where is it?
I know the place
You skeleton demon
You think I'm gonna fall for your seduction?
Were it not for my great self-discipline
I’d end up your food
What a nasty skeleton demon.
Heaven to heaven
On the ground to the ground
sir
Jlangnan Demon Hunting Factory has been closed down.
sir
Excuse me
Where the color master in the booth ah
Sir, would you care for a demon hunting bag
No thanks!
I dunno. Thanks
May I have your attention? Please!
God lotion from India
Viola
The magic of the god lotion
It's incredible!
Every man in India is a user
Sir
why don't you get a couple of bottles?
C'mon. Ride on it
Taking off in a sec.
Yeah?
Wow, it's off the ground
May I have your attention? Please!
Viola!
It's a demon I captured from hell.
Why is he so Black?
Cause
He was burned by the hell fire
even his mother won’t recognize him
Bravo Bravo !
Are you OK?
How many homes have your wrecked with dog demon and rooster demon?
You Should burn in hell!
I'm gonna execute you for the greater good.
Put you on the spot
You damn dog demon!
And you damn rooster demon.
No one will get away.
It's all dead today
kill him, kill him!
Where's Master Trash
Sir
Are you looking for me
Please wait in, line
The libido demon have been removed by me,
he'd be immune from the seduction of women from now on.
Great! Thanks
Afu?
Afu!
is not it
Did the master send you for me
Mister.
I'm Master Trash
I suppose the Afu
you just called is your dog.
Afu. Stop cracking jokes .
He's not Afu. He's Master Trash.
He is Master Trash.
It's him who cured my husband.
Master Trash.
Master Trash, thank you for saving my dad.
Good girl.
If you are not Afu,
there must be a tiger birthmark on you.
How did you know it's on my ass?
Did we use to be...
did we use to be.. .
Are you looking to take another look at the birthmark?
Let’s get a room
Give me the eye till you get enough,
What about me?
Who is she?
I'm his fiancée
C'mon. . .I don't mind a threesome.
Oh, shit!
The duck demon has run away with the rooster demon.
Out of my way!
Amitabha.
Bad news!
The Wells of Li's and Zhang's adios devoured people.
Are you sure?
Xuyuan
Sifu.
seal up all the wells in the village with your fellow disciples.
tell everyone
to stay away from water
for the time being
Yes.
Master Xuanzhen.
What kind of demon is that?
Xiuyuan. Please. Do get Master Trash for us
Amitabha
Let's get started
Lose your pants already.
I'm the Master Trash who’s specialized in dealing with sex demons
I know you've got something to get off your chest. You can confide in me.
Am I right?
No.
I just wanna take a look at your birthmark
You're not gonna get undressed before me, right?
No problem.
I'm happy to oblige, as long as I can cure you.
Atta boy!
You guys are better off naked
My husband is so sick.
But he's been reluctant to see a doctor
Master.
Please fix his problem.
That's so not...
The doctor's right about your problem.
Don't run away from. it
Get out
Your girlfriend just left.
Let's get down to business.
Get lost (in Cantonese)
Let's get started
Get out
Fear not.
I'm very good with knife.
Ugh! How come there is Blood stain
C'mon!
I've seen thousands of patients like you.
If you keep messing around,
I'm gonna lose it.
See? Admit it! You are so sick!
Please! Give them back to me.
What the hell is wrong with you?
You've got an anger issue.
Admit it! You are so sickly
I've got to fix you today
You know. Three months ago,
I had a patient.
Speaking of the patient, you know,
I started with his head,
I started with his need,
And moved on to his feet
It's the whole package
Never lose confidence .
His feet.
are essential for him to make a living.
Cause you know, he's a carter.
Wow! You are Master Trash.
I think I already told you about that.
You are not convinced of my identity.
You are not convinced of your health problem either.
Ugh, you girlfriend is over there.
Like a caterpillar
Xiaojiu, What's the matter.
Ignore me
I wanna go home.
Who did this to you?
What did you do to deserve this?
I'm revenging for ya.
I don't really know.
I wanna go
What's the matter?
Are you OK?
finally, I can go home.
Sifi ! Li Xiuyuan does have dragon birthmark.
I'm not surprised.
He's indispensable in getting rid of the demon king.
What shall we do next?
There is a murder hotel on his way home.
Do not let him die there.
You can be rest assured.
He's not gonna lose his life with me.
A tables for two!
Gentlemen. This way. Please,
Whoa.
Soup down!
It's the first time I've seen such a big hotpot.
Jesus titty fucking Christ.
We Should get one of our own.
Tais-toi!
Take your order.
Gentlemen
Braised pork is the specialty or the house.
would you like it?
Do you mean it's the most expensive dish of your inn?
We never get ripped off.
We are veggies.
I'd like fried eggplants with cucumber
Fried eggplants with cucumber!
Cucumber cumber! Eggplants eggplants!
What an impressive corporate culture.
What else would you like to order?
A large bowl of rice. Please!
A large helping of rice for us
So as to avoid the hassle.
Are you sure you are leaving for the promised land with an empty stomach?
The promised land? Are you implying we didn't spend enough money here?
Whoa!
You don't have to kill for a larger order.
Your corporate culture gives me the creeps. .
It's midnight. Both guests Should hit the road!
Hey I was in the middle of a shower.
I'm sorry about that. Master Trash
But people might die. We've got to rush.
Is your girlfriend all right?
You left without her.
She is not my girlfriend. Stop calling her my girlfriend.
Besides, we are going on a demon hunt
I don't want a girl to stand on our way.
You just don’t want her to get into danger.
I read you like a book, man.
Speaking for yourself.
We just met like an hour ago.
I can't even remember her face now.
Not to mention that fact that she's a demon.
My sifu hates demons guts.
She turns me off, too.
Very annoying, you know .
Let's move.
You don't fool me.
I'm an expert.
I'm specialized in libido demons.
I can see what's going on down there.
What's the matter?
You little demon's gone.
What then?
It's got here.
No wonder it upsets my stomach every time I lay my eyes on her.
Is this stomach?
It's your heart!
Stop faking.
Suit yourself.
C'mon! Let go.
There's an inn down the road.
We can really use some services.
well, all -right.
Sifu. all the wells have been sealed tight.
This is the last one left unsealed.
Why don't we seal it now?
Not before I check what's down there.
I don't think it's a good idea.
As the protector of the world,
we are the last one to fear anything.
Sifu.
I'm duty bound to sacrifice for the greater good.
Loose!
This is where is scepter is sealed.
Amitabha
Dark scepter
What a retro décor.
It gives me a strange sense of déjà vu.
No kidding. A very reminiscent aura.
A full house so late at night.
We'd
Or first move it
before it gets too nostalgic.
Probably after a sip or our fine tea?
all right.
no need
He's shown great hospitality.
Follow me, Please.
Please
Do not drink the color master in a hurry
Please
Sit
Why's the guy sitting over there.
I just don't want him to fall down.
This is a demon
I've been hunting this demon tiger for four years
He's not getting away today.
I travelled all the way here
I'm not leaving empty-handed.
This is a native tiger.
Japs are not eligible to catch him.
Stop arguing, you guys.
We're supposed to work as a team,
Won the tiger demon
well, I don't wanna sound greedy.
I'll only take his fur.
Tiger heart for me
To be honest,
I came all the way here for the tiger penis.
Which part would you like?
No. Thanks. We're good.
We’re just looking.
Everybody is a demon
This tiger demon.
What's he done to
deserve your cruelty?
Do you grow up on shit? You shithead.
Do you have any slight idea
how many lives he's murdered?
As it's known to all,
humans don't feed on shi
You know, we've been told by our parents that
shit is not edible.
However
It's a shame that this tiger hadn't been taught by his parents that
human beings weren't their source of food.
What we Should do is to convert him into a veggie,
instead of skinning him alive
or extracting his bones.
What does that make of us if we did it?
Do you agree with me?
Thank you for saying that.
It's so soul-touching
I think
you are one of a kind.
Thanks
By the way,
where is the demon tiger?
You are looking at him.
Wet you pants?
You scared?
You kidding me?
I saw cuteness in you the second I laid my eyes on you
You finally showed up
people with bad breath only deserve shit
Master Trash, do you magic.
No hurry
Wait a moment
Don't you want my heart?
Where you going? Don't you want the fur?
No. I'm good.
What did you say?
NO NO NO
Dead men don't need tiger penises.
You can have the tiger penis now.
You can have the tiger fur.
What else would you like?
Bring it on.
Jesus tltty fucking Christ. That's way too creepy.
Do you still see cuteness in me?
Stop playing tough.
The collar in your neck has told the truth
You are no tiger at all.
You're just in love with a cat who's into tigers.
You want to look the way the cat like?
Am I right?
Love drives people crazy.
You've got to admit it.
I'm the Master Trash, who is specialized in dealing with libido demons.
I'm able to see your little demon down there.
What's wrong with his little demon.
It's moved here.
it went a bit astray though.
He's not really into human flesh
Is actually a fish
Allow me to sing a song for you.
Li Xiuyuan.
Xiaojlu.
My sifu is here for you.
Thanks
Xiaojiu
Demon bag.
Here.
No! Don't'
Mr.Taoist.
Please spare his life.
He's already learned his lesson!
Leave him to me. Please.
Who are you?
You can call me Master Trash I know it sounds Ridiculous.
He won't go out there killing people
after I'm done with this session.
Tiger-hunting Lohan coming to final form.
Master Trash.
Are you all right?
Master Trash? You talking to me?
May I have your current surname, Sir?
Luxury surname
You can call me Tiger-hunting Lohan.
Mr. Tiger-Master
Hello
It's my honor to make your acquaintance.
I'd appreciate it if you get your hands off me.
My bad
I got carried away.
It's just, I've been through too much lately.
I'm having a breakdown
But it's all right.
Although it was Master Trash that I set off for.
But with you, I can save the day without Master Trash.
As long as you come with me and kill the demon in the village.
kill the demon in the village?
Sir, are you serious?
I'm. fine, for the moment.
But I don’t guarantee I can still hold my shit together later.
I don't care if you are Afu
or Master Trash or Tiger-taming.
We ain't have all day.
Why don't we talk about this identity thing on our way to the village.
Go go go!
I'm sorry, Mr.
I do see sincerity in your eyes,
But I'm descending only for
this naughty little baby.
I know we kicked it off,
but I can't talk too much
It's my duty to keep my mouth shut as an immortal.
I'll just...see you around.
Bye-bye.
Ascend.
He's not a friend in need.
Put yourself together. We've got a real hero here.
C'mere. Let me introduce you
to Taoist Baimei, my Sifu.
He's like the best demon hunter in the world.
My name is Ll Xiuyuan
A disciple of Master Xuanzhen of temple Guoqing.
My Sifu sent me on this mission to find Master Trash
and you know what happened
I’ve heard about the catastrophe.
The power of the dragon's beyond our wildest imagination
Regular Immortals are no match to him.
How much do you know about the demon?
She used to be a little Black snake.
after swallowing the dark scepter sealed under temple Guoqing.
she turned into a dragon
It's been hibernating underground for over a thousand years.
Blood will be shed at the night of the full moon
Master, with your great power,
I'm sure you can Help us out.
I'm no match either.
There is this guy who can hunt it down.
You are best of the best.
Who’s better than you? ,
But this guy's a natural born dragon slayer.
There is a dragon birthmark on this guy
You are the guy.
Get out of here.
It sounds like a make-believe.
The key to bringing down the demon dragon is to remove the dark scepter inside her body.
The only one who's able to take out the dark scepter,
is the avatar of Dragon-hunting Lohan.
Master, you are saying that
I'm the avatar of Dragon-hunting Lohan.
Hahaha!
Ain't you the Storyteller of the Year?
And in this chapter of the story
I guess it's time for you to transfer all of your super power to me.
which is gonna make me the best warrior,
and then I'm gonna kick the dragon's ass.
Li Xiuyuan
You need no extra super power
I know it sounds insane.
But it's just meant to be.,
Go for you sifu.
Xiaojiu.
Please escort Li xiuyuan back to village Canglong and offer your assistance.
Bring the dark scepter to me
after you take it out
I'll teach you how to seal it up.
.
You really believe I'm the one?
My Sifu never gets wrong about people.
He knew you’d got what it takes long time ago.
That's why he sent me to check if you have the dragon birthmark.
He also asked me to tag along
to protect you from the demon.
You have an amazing Sifu.
My has a heart of gold.
He saved me from the demon hunter,
and took me in.
He’s like my only family.
He also teaches me the secret to immortality.
He's always there for me.
I don't have to run away from demon hunters anymore.
I don't have any friends.
You are the first one who sees me as a friend
Thank you.
So
you didn't really mean it
When you said you fell
You just wanted to see my birthmark
You are the Avatar of Dragon-hunting Lohan..
You are the Avatar of Dragon-hunter Lohan..
What If you whoosh up to the heaven as an immortal?
What if you whoosh up to the heaven as an immortal?
You are obviously out of my league.
Very well then.
It saves my breath rejecting you.
Don't worry. My Sifu told me that
after he slayed the dragon
I'd gain my immortal ascendancy.
Id gain my immortal ascendancy.
well both be immortals by then.
Immortals don't fall in love.
So worry not.
That's perfect.
That's prefect.
By the way
were you just saying it
when you said you saw light glowing on me?
Foxes are able to see light radiating from people when they are close to them.
It’s the first time I got so close to people.
Actually I saw different light from you.
Was it pleasing to see?
Not bad.
would you like to see it again?
Sure.
C'mon
For the sake of our friendship.
Yeah. Why not?
My hands got all numb.
What about you?
I'm fine.
You've been all over each other for like four hours.
Who the hell are you?
I'm the Earth God.
Ain't you the carter?
Everyone's got mortgage to pay.
My flash Steed
got eaten by the demon tiger.
I gotta hoof it now.
I'm sorry to hear that.
I was expecting a free ride.
You Should go back to village Canlong ASAP.
The demon dragon is on the way.
You'd better rush.
Demon dragon is hatching,
We'd better hustle.
Amitabha
Buddha!
Save our ass!
Sifu. Sifu, I'm back.
You slowpoke Why did it take forever?
You finally made it back
Xiuyuan.
Sifu! You always tell us to keep our cool.
Why the panic?
I was just faking it.
I'm actually chicken-hearted.
I’m afraid of the dark when alone in bed.
I'm afraid of taking a leak on my own.
I even have a problem eating alone.
Who's the girl?
Why are you back with a girl? Where's Afu?
Where's Afu.
Afu, Aful Where are you?
Afu, Afu! Where are you?
Afu, I miss you like crazy
Afu.
Didn't he send you the map
with the address of Master Trash?
Where's master trash?
It's a long story.
To put it briefly
I thought Master Trash was Afu in the first place.
It turned out, Afu said he was Master Trash.
But after Master Trash vanquish demon tiger,
He said he was not Master Trash.
He got back in a new outfit and claimed himself as Tiger-Hunter Lohan.
Like a Sifu like a disciple.
You are such a fibber
Where is Tiger-hunter Lohan then?
Back into heaven.
What Should we do now?
No worries.
Xiaojiu is the most trustworthy partner.
Her sIfu is the best of the best among demon hunters.
Where's her sifu.
Her sifu is all booked up.
He said I was meant to take out the demon.
The demon is a dragon.
And I happen to be the avatar of Dragon-hunting Lohan.
Are you out of your freaking mind?
I tell you what.
It's a treacherous world out there.
You've been duped.
Did they talk you into remitting money at the bank?
Did they try to sell prohibitely expensive amulets to you?
Let me take a look.
It's so not fair to say that.
Sifu. It's ok you don't trust people.
But you've got to trust me.
Look at you. Don't you know you look like a big sucker?
No one is gonna buy your shit.
Look! What a large mole.
You believe me now?
Xiuyuan
It's not like I don't believe you.
It's just. I see something unique in you.
I just don't want you to get bullied.
all right. Dragon-hunting guy.
Master Dragon-hunting.
Whatever
Come back to me after you get rid of demon dragon.
talk to you later! Good luck!
Go get it.
Kick some ass.
Where are you going ? Sifu.
Run for your life.
Pleasantly Dragon-hunting guy! Please do your thing.
Li Xiuyuan You've got what it takes.
You can
I wanna believe in myself.
But look at that creature
I doubt it.
If you don't believe in yourself,
I guess we'll just believe in ourselves.
Girl, let's dash.
"
Sifu
Amitabha
Sifu, are you all right?
Xiuyuan, I'm fine.
I'm so scared.
I'm passing out.
Sifu!
Xiaojiu, Please stay with my Sifu.
I'm gonna distract him.
Okay. Leave it to me.
Be careful. Li Xiuyuan°
I'll faint again.
I am here and burn me
(Reciting a Zen Poem)
That does it!
Better off dead.
Li Xiuyuan
Dragon-hunting Lohan coming to final form.
final, final form.
Li Xiuyuan.
Ah
Where am I?
I don't know either.
I'm lost.
I think we met before.
in your dreams?
You, you are the little Black snake.
Uh, I wanna go home.
I'll take you home.
But I'm stuck here.
But i'm stuck here.
Dark scepter has been fused into my flesh.
This is the dark scepter.
Yeah, I've been waiting for you.
Get it out.
I can't. You’d die if I did.
I have to die.
so that everyone can live.
Master Xiuyuan
You are our savior.
You saved our lives.
You saved the world.
We owe you a kowtow.
Please rise. Folks.
Master, Could you tell us about how you take out the demon dragon?
Allow me to tell you the story.
As a daily routine,
We've been telling him to
sacrifice for something bigger than us..
When you are more dangerous
Be sure to come forward
Xiuyuan's finally got his enlightenment.
He'd learned the essence of my ideas.
And that explains why he singlehandedly
confronted the demon dragon.
He pointed at the nose of the dragon,
And cursed the dragon out until filled with fury.
And she opened her huge mouth.
In the belly of the demon dragon
My disciple fought with the dragon's spirit
For days
only to tie the game.
No one prevailed
would you guys like to know
how he brought the dragon down?
Sure!
Chillax! Chillax! Allow me to elaborate on it.
Life hanging by a thread.
my disciple Xiuyuan
took out the diamond sutra that I gave him,
and started to chant the scriptures.
The demon dragon's spirit start to break down in agony
Blood oozing out of his seven orifices
And vanished in a puff of smoke.
Amitabha
Say something. It's your moment.
Sifu, I murdered a life.
You don't call that a murder.
It was a demon dragon. You are a hero.
You just eliminated the biggest threat to the world.
Right?
Yeah
I tell you what
I put in a hell lot of efforts making him a hero.
Discipline
What's wrong with Master Xiuyuan.
Is he tired out?
Does he suffer from an internal trauma.
Poor little Xiuyuan.
I feel like offering my consolation.
Let's celebrate it.
Xiuyuan°
Sifu
The little Black snake
Eat something wrong
and got possessed by the demon.
She was in enormous pain,
and lost hold of herself.
She wanted me to bring an end to her life
Xiuyuan
You did the right thing.
Why was it me who had to took her life?
Cause you are the avatar of the dragon-hunter Lohan
You did it for the greater good.
all mortal lives are created equal.
Shouldn't we deem a snake's life as equally valuable?
Why don't we talk about it in the future?
It's our first priority to seal the dark scepter.
I gave it to Xiaojiu.
You what?
The dark scepter never gets to leave temple Guoqing! Don't you know it?
Xiaojiu's sifu said he was gonna seal it up.
Dragon-hunting Lohan's gold statue is kept here.
And the dark scepter can't be sealed elsewhere.
I knew the Black Raksasa was gonna rise from hell.
What if he lays his hands on the scepter?
I dread thinking about it.
Many Lives will be slaughtered.
Blood will be shed.
Sifu, why didn't you tell me earlier?
I'll go get it back.
Did I not?
Damn. Please forgive my sin.
Amitabha
Buddha bless.
It's been three thousand years
I've finally got my scepter back.
Sifu!
Xiaojiu
Our great cause will succeed soon.
After we kill Li Xiuyuan,
And destroy the the gold statue of the Dragon-hunting Lohan.
we will be able to unleash the power of the dark scepter.
And become the dominator of both the immortal and demon realms.
Until then
You'll be conferred of the title of Guardian God,
inferior to one, and superior to all.
And there is no need to live on the run anymore.
Dark Raksasa!
You are dark raksasa!
Sifu
It's been a con.
Li Xiuyuan.
Xiaojiu.
My sifu is the Dark Raksasa.
He's going to kill you,
and destroy the gold statue of the Dragon-hunting Lohan.
I'm fooled.
We're all fooled.
Xiaojiu.
You think you are going to get away with it?
Slow down.
Li Xiuyuan.
I knew you'd rat me out. You nasty fox blmbo.
You give up on everything for this lowlife monk.
Lowlife
Bring the gold statue from temple Guoqing
In exchange of the fox.
Tonight
A massive human sacrifice will be offered to this dark scepter.
The later you are back with the statue, the more people will die.
bless the blessing
Sifu! Sifu!
What are you doing here?
Where's the gold statue.
What gold statue?
What're you talking about?
Sifu. You know what I'm saying.
Where is the gold statue?
What are you doing with the gold statue.
Sifu, I'm begging you.
tell me already!
Where is the gold statue?
The gold statue is not leaving Temple Guoqing.
Sifu
Xiaojiu was held as hostage by Dark Raksasa.
I'm gonna offer the statue in exchange of her.
Xiuyuan. How Could you do this for a woman?
Fine, I'm telling you.
The gold statue's been kept inside this Buddha.
If it's your plan to put everyone in peril in order to save one woman's life
Just go ahead and take it.
Never ever sifu me again.
What're you doing .
Xiuyuan, don't do it!
Dark Raksasa's been manipulating you into retrieving his scepter,
and destroying your own gold statue.
Don't you know that?
Let's see if your Buddha would save your lives.
Xiuyuan. Don't!
Your gold statue would be destroyed with the fall of the Buddha.
Go to hell!
Blood sacrifice to the scepter.
No! No!
Sifu
a life is a life.
I don't kill one for many.
What's the point in saving the world
if I can't save the one.
Dark Raksasa.Knock the shit off.
Xiaojiu.
This is the skeletal remains you want
No!
Xiaojiu
Coming to final form!
Watch out
Xiaojiu
Are you all right?
Dragon-hunting Lohan
Don't cry.
What a shame.
we're not gonna be immortal friends in heaven.
Stay with me, Xiaojiu.
You are gonna be ok, Xiaojiu
Xiaojiu
Could you Please,
let me see
Let see the glow of you.
xiaojiu.
You guys can live happily ever after! In hell!
Bro, I'm back.
That's what a friend's for.
I’m, revenging.
You son of a whore
I'm gonna kick your ass.
Tiger-hunting pigulism.
Earth God. What are you doing here.
I just got here. I hope it's not too late.
I have an idea. It may be the final resort.
What is it?
Ring the bell!
Massive bell tolled, sacred mantra chanted.
Upward towards heaven, and downward towards hell.
Let's send him back to hell,
and seal the dark scepter.
The bell is here.
Xiuyuan
I’ve used up my chakara.
A bunch of douchebags.
I covered the wrong guy.
Ridiculous! I don't get stuck in a bell.
Pooh! You took advantage of me.
Shoot! You got my first kiss.
Forget about it.
I wanna puke.
The bell is breaking apart.
seal it up with the Diamond Sutra. Scumbag.
It’s like I can only seal It with my body.
Bro, I’ll get your back.
Don’t do it. you'll be stuck in the mortal world forever.
Xiuyuan.
No
I'm ready!
Let’s do it.
Go to hell!
Amitabha
Sifu
Afu.
Sifu
Afu.
Sifu. I've searched high and low without meeting my master.
Xiuyuan is already back.
Has he got Master Trash?
Where's the demon?
Are you sure you are Afu?
It's me, Sifu.
Am I out of my mind?
Aint Afu Master Trash?
he tamed the tiger.
He called himself Master Trash
And after a change of outfit, he became Tiger-taming Lohan.
Xiuyuan was back in town afterwards.
He was the dragon hunter.
After a change of outfit, he became Dragon-hunting Lohan.
They worked together and slayed the Dark Raksasa,
and rose to heaven.
Sifu, are you insane?
Afu. You are him, right?
Yep. Sifu.
Afu, I'm glad you are back.
Me so lonely. Poor little me.
I'm in a muddle.
Same here.
On my way back.
I saw a guy who looked just identical to my young master
but he didn't admit he was the young master.
Where's he? Waiting outside.
He said he was coming to meet with you.
Get him here already.
Sifu, I wanna be a monk,
and save the world.
Afu (aka Tiger-hunting koiran g Master Trash)