Kevin. We have strengthened the foundation track?
No, we don't have time.
cool.
Eagle eagle.
Oh, damn it.
Are you okay?
What is it, little rider?
I jumped over the public swimming pool tomorrow. 2 dollars. Tell your friends.
Eat this smoke!
That's just an example.
See you there.
Pink grapefruit.
Yes.
Marshmallow roast. / Yes.
Beat him.
Raspberry?
Got you! Cherry
Exactly one hundred.
I want to poop.
Voltron? / That is me.
Hi, Dave. / How are you doing, Cathy?
Why do you call yourself Voltron?
I don't know. Maybe it's because it's super jerk.
You're weird. / That is me.
Yoo-hoo, idiot.
I just found a firework bag in the men's room.
Do you want to turn it on?
Alright. Get ready to be fascinated.
Jump over the pool tomorrow!
Damn it. Rod!
ma'am? Have you seen my hip pads?
In the kitchen.
Rod, maybe you don't have to fight Frank this week.
You know, you can rest for tomorrow's jump.
Calm down, Kev. I will win this time. I did 40 sit-ups yesterday.
After all, what's with you two?
You won't understand, Kevin.
She's your real father so she automatically loves you.
But he's my stepfather. I have to get my love.
The ancestors, protect me.
May they protect you.
Frank?
Frank.
Frank!
Never sneak in men who have experienced chemical fires.
Sorry. / Stand up.
What is this?
Rhodesian stick fight. Very, very deadly.
Rhodesian. Of course.
Come on.
You suck!
Stop, stop, I give up! I give up!
Yes.
No, Frank!
Playing as a victim, and you will become a victim.
Very good, Frank.
Very impressive. The ultimate blow!
I will knock down that silly mustache...
... straight from your face.
Everybody's big has a mustache, Frank.
Yes, but real men really grow it.
You know I have a hormone disorder!
You will see, Frank.
One day, I will hit your face, and then you will respect me.
I will believe when I see it, son.
Dispose of the trash.
Perfect.
Rod?
Denise! / Hey!
How are you?
Oh.
Good. Everything will be extraordinary.
You look different.
Oh, really? It is been a long time.
You look...
You look the same.
Yes. thanks.
And I see you're still doing your action.
Many.
Actually...
This. Look at the strategy.
Did you jump over the pool? Wow!
Yes, it's a real attraction. You must come.
Maybe I will come. thanks.
cool.
I have to go. I have to feed Buddy, but it's nice to meet you, Rod.
Yes, you too.
You look beautiful.
What did you say?
I said you look annoying. Good night, Denise.
Hey, Pop.
This is me, Rod.
I really hope you are still alive.
You said you really respect me...
... and we will take action and grow a mustache together.
You may have died as an anonymous substitute,
but you live through me.
I miss you, Father.
Hey, Rod?
Leave!
All right, everyone, let's clean the pool.
There will be a place to jump.
Come on, seriously. This will be quite amazing.
All right, Rod. This is a regulatory measure.
Thank you, Rico. Hey, you see Kevin?
He is not here.
What do you mean he isn't here? He is the team manager.
I know.
Richardson, get out of the pool. Hurry up.
No one can do it, Dave.
Come on, Richardson. You're a mechanic, man.
There is no equipment in this pool.
And I will be happy to come out, if you let me join Krumu.
You can't join the crew, Richardson. You did nothing.
Oh, really?
Do you like what you see?
Hey.
Denise. Hey.
Looks interesting. Is there anything I can do to help?
Oh, no, that's cool.
Stop it!
I think my crew has overcome it enough.
So...
Good luck. / Don't worry, Denise.
I've done this before.
Animal spirit, fox.
Please, Lord, don't let me _ embarrass myself in front of Denise.
Hello?
I go home.
Kevin?
You missed the jump attraction.
I landed successfully.
Rod, thank God you're home.
What happened? Is this some kind of interactive theater art?
This is about Frank. He is very sick.
What? Since when?
Since 21 years ago.
His heart.
He needs a transplant, and our insurance doesn't cover it.
They say he is too high risk. Oh, Rod.
The time is soon.
Impossible.
We want to tell you earlier, but we know how much it will upset you.
So, Mother decided to keep it a secret from me and Kevin?
Oh, no, we told Kevin. We just think you can't handle it yet.
I can handle it.
Daddy loves you, Kevin. Daddy wants you to have Dad's watch.
I love you too.
Wait, Frank! Do not die!
Let them talk.
Sorry, son. My time is up.
But I still have to hit you. How can I do it if you die?
Then, I think I'll die still as a champion.
You can't. Let's fight now. One more way to win.
Hitting me won't mean anything now. I've experienced everything.
What I want is to get your respect, Frank. How can it be if you don't want to fight me?
Maybe you've thought about that...
... before you got stuck being a man all your life.
Oh, God. I really hate you, I just want to destroy your face.
Too late. I am dying.
What about transplants?
Oh sure. 50 thousand. Do you want to pay?
No! / Of course you don't want to.
Just face it. You are still a child.
You live at home. You don't have a job.
All of your skills are just playing with your friends.
You're wrong, Frank. I'm not a kid. I'm a man.
I will make you healthier. Then I will defeat you!
You can't beat the drum.
Rod, are you OK? / I have to go to my quiet place!
Damn it!
Oh God!
And that's how it's done when it's finished.
Wow.
It's amazing.
It hurts.
All right, you guys. Thank you for meeting me.
As you know, I just found out if my stepfather, Frank,
is dying.
I need to think last night, so I ran into a wooded valley.
And after removing my anger through dancing and hitting...
... and the suffering falls very long and hurts,
I realize what to do.
We will collect money to save Frank's life.
That's amazing, Rod,
but what are your plans to do that?
One big leap, gentlemen.
The biggest jump this city has ever seen.
We will jump over 15 buses.
Whoa. Come on, Rod.
That is almost as much as Evel Knievel's leap.
This is actually more than a leap from Evel Knievel, Rico. I know.
I checked it. By online.
Now, my physical condition must be in peak condition if we are going to make this jump.
I'm sorry, Dave. / What is that?
Where do you want to go?
I'm sorry. I just realized, I'm late for work at the ice rink.
So, what's the problem? / Yes.
Now, this leap requires me physically must be in peak condition.
I've compiled a rough training schedule
which will help us take care of things to the next level.
After the training is complete, we will transfer the attention to leap funding.
In my estimation, we have to collect around $ 5,000.
That includes bus rentals, road construction,
team hats and bracelets,
and $ 9 per day for each crew member.
Now explain.
We have to collect money quickly.
I will continue to work as a substitute actor small at birthday parties.
We are talking about tricks to escape, breath of fire.
Anything to please children.
Also, we will arrange a lot of shopping baskets.
And we will go to the trash to collect cans and newspapers.
Hey! What are you doing?
Rod.
After we have collected money, we will use for attractions to jump over the bus,
making $ 50,000 and saving Frank's life.
Now, who supports me?
Let's celebrate.
Friend. Come on
Hey, Rod.
Oh.
Denise, what's wrong?
None.
Very good.
I heard about your plan to save Frank. I think that's good.
Oh, yes. I deliberately did so that I could beat him.
Right.
So, Denise, I think I know why did you come here.
Do you know? / Yes.
You want to join my crew.
I can't lie. I think that's a good idea.
We can use someone with your college experience.
cool. I want to join. / Wait, wait, Denise. Patience first.
You can't just come and ask to be a crew member.
But I think you... / Yes, I know what you think.
But in reality you can't join until you go through hazing.
Good. What is hazing?
This is crazy.
This is like the most crazy thing you've ever imagined.
OK.
This is it.
Rod! Rod.
Congratulations on joining.
I'm a little angry today, friend. I didn't sleep last night.
I experienced those dreams again.
You know just me inside the castle. I have to fight, against a thousand magicians.
The only way to defeat them is by hitting their faces as hard as I can.
And then, when I'm done, all their little witch wives come out
and want me to have sex with them.
That's kind of weird.
Hey, look at this, huh?
Hey, everybody. I have amazing news.
We have new crew members today. Denise.
Hi, everybody.
So, I think it would be nice if we all gathered
and mention our names and a little about ourselves.
I will start. My name is Rod,
and I want to party.
Alright, Dave. You're next.
Hi. My name is Dave,
and I want to party.
No, Dave. I just said that if I party, so do something different from me.
My name is Dave, and I'm a substitute actor.
Then, let's continue. Rico, it's your turn.
Hello. I'm Rico, and I want to party.
Yah Rico? What did I just say to Dave?
Who? / Dave.
I want to party. I'm Rod. / Not. You're Kevin.
Right. Kevin. I party.
No, you don't party. Okay, nobody is partying except me.
Yes. And we party.
No. / Yes, only Rod.
Yes. / And I.
No! I'm the only party. / I'm pretty sure I partyed before.
No, Kevin, I know for sure you're not partying, okay? You don't party.
You're right. Dave is a party guy. / Good.
geez. Shut up, okay? I will only do it for you.
Denise. Here are the crew.
Dave is a mechanic. Rico makes a foundation.
And Kevin the team manager and the videographer.
None of them partyed. Right right?
Understand?
OK.
Let's party.
The swimming pool is perfect for safety.
I'm not sure about having a girl on the team.
All right, Rico, listen.
There is an old Italian saying that is roughly translated,
"He who opposes change is destined to perish."
So, why don't you try to open your mind? Do you know?
It's like, look at Kevin. I mean, he...
... very mature.
Yes, don't ever tell me how to live my life again.
Okay, you guys.
If I will jump over 15 buses, my body must be in peak condition.
Which brings us to our first practice. Strengthening the lungs.
You will keep holding me under water for 40 seconds.
It's less than 20 seconds from a minute.
My body's natural instincts will refuse.
But, no matter what, don't let me ride.
If there is a problem, I will ring this bell.
Hey, Dave. I want to know what your friends are want wine syrup.
Maggie! Never ask. Just take it. Come on
Don't just look at me! Fast! Thank you.
The soul of a bottle dolphin.
Hey, you guys.
I said the wine was a little, so it was mixed with cherries. It's ok, right?
Yes, it's okay, Maggie. Put it on the table.
Which table?
You told me, Jenius. This is your front page, too.
Hey, little girl! I don't want cherries. It disturbs my stomach!
37, 38, 39, 40. Okay. Let him.
Bring him out!
Lift him.
Rod, can you hear me? Can you hear me?
Come on, Rod.
Good. / Geez.
Gosh. / What happened?
You almost drowned. Denise just gave you artificial breath and saved you.
Does it look like we're kissing?
Little.
cool.
Are you okay?
Oh. Hey, Denise. What is wrong?
Amazing. I want to wash this vomit from my face.
cool.
Fast management.
G force (the inertial force produced by acceleration or gravity).
Let's run it.
My words are definitely whiskey.
Sorry, Rod. What is that?
Whiskey.
Doesn't mean whiskey?
What?
You mentioned it weird. / Mentioning what's weird?
All of that.
Where are you from?
I don't understand why you talk like that.
What is the way I talk like that?
Forget it. / Certainly. I will forget it.
Denise. Can you take the wheel holder?
Okay, we start. On the count of three.
One,
Two... / Whoa, whiskey!
Whiskey!
Oh, shit!
Rod!
Are you okay?
The word safety doesn't help.
My trailer! What is this?
One of you must be beaten!
I'm very panic! I've been drinking green tea all day long!
Oh!
He beat him with a parking cone. Nice!
God, I go to church every Sunday!
You want to get a demon out of me!
Alright, Rico. You beat it up. / Rico.
Don't use garbage, buddy. Don't, come on.
Rubbish! / Alright, let's get him away from him.
Okay, okay, okay. / Perhaps!
This is now my hat.
This is really my hat.
Thank you.
So, do you like being in the crew so far?
Pretty interesting. / I told you.
Stop it.
Hey, Denise?
There is something I want to ask you.
Yes?
Here's how...
I can't help but see both of us is quite mature,
physically.
And I'm just wondering if it's possible...
Hey, Rod. What is the name of the song,
about grandma hit by a deer?
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer? (Grandma was hit by a deer)
No.
Jonathan.
Hey, what are you doing? I thought you were working.
Want to stop by and surprise my little girl.
Hey, friends.
This is Jonathan. He visits from the city.
How are you, friends? / I want to take my jacket.
OK.
So what are you guys doing?
Acting substitute.
How about you?
I'm a team manager.
Wow.
Ready.
Have fun.
See you later.
Oh. Rod, what will you ask me?
Oh, right.
I want to ask who do you think will win...
... in the fight between grilled cheese sandwiches...
... with tacos.
Is that really what you want to ask?
Yes.
Grilled cheese. But only in a fair fight.
If it's a prison rule, I'll choose a taco.
Wow. That's quite racist, but it's true.
I will meet you.
Do you know what car is super-excessive?
What? / Corvette.
You mean, like Jonathan drove?
Is that really what he's driving?
Someone must have reminded me.
I don't know, I think it's rather cool.
Alright, kids. Now, this is the first time...
... your father's feeling is good to sit with us at the dinner table.
So I want everyone to promise, there is no fight.
What are you looking at me for? Kevin can fight him.
I promise I won't fight with him. / Thank you, Kevin.
Rod? / Good, I promise.
Thank you.
Hi, Kevin.
Hey, daddy.
Thank you, honey.
Frank.
So, Frank.
I'm sure you've heard that the plan to get a new heart will be good.
No.
That's good.
You can say thank you, if you want.
No, I'm fine.
I know what you did, Frank.
You're trying to make me lose my patience.
But that won't happen.
I'm afraid a cold head has won.
You're a demon!
Alright! It is enough.
Frank, back to bed.
Rod, go outside.
Good.
Have fun marrying Satan!
Good work, Rico!
So, Denise. Tell me about Jonathan. Everything about him?
We have been dating for about a year.
And did it run smoothly? / Yes. Yes.
I mean, every relationship has ups and downs, but...
Right. I've heard that.
And is he a good man?
Oh, yeah. I mean, he is really smart.
He is very suitable to be a junior partner in his law firm.
That's right. You must break up.
What? / No, nothing. Hey, back to Dave.
You guys, the bathroom is awful.
How much do I have to pay?
$ 7.25.
So,
hi.
change is $ 2.39. thanks.
We don't talk much, right? You are Cathy, right?
I'm Rod. I did an amazing action.
All the time, with my friends. You might not know that.
And you might have lots of cool things about you that I don't know.
That means, if you don't sit with someone and talk...
... and know them, You never knew that.
So, what do you mean? Do you want to make this official?
Did you take me out?
Oh, Cathy!
Wow, Rod. I can't believe he said yes.
Yes, you have to believe if you want to achieve, Kevin.
It's rhythmic. Unintentional.
Rod. I'm just jealous now.
She's really beautiful. / I know, D.
But more than that with Cathy. It's emotional.
He really made me fall in love.
Tell you what. Why don't you take out your intelligence...
... and we will make a double date.
Really?
No, he arrived.
OK.
Hey, what do you want to order?
No, we are actually waiting...
Yes, we ordered 3 Flaming Dr. Peppers.
Alright.
So, Super Dave.
Denise says you're working on something big enough.
Yes, I have taken action since I was little,
so it's not a big problem for me.
Yes, me too. I'm just being polite.
But thanks for letting me escape this problem.
Jonathan.
This is it.
Oh, talking about demons.
Bomb explodes.
Boom! That's what it feels like!
So, how does your mother handle everything, Rod?
Oh, pretty good, I guess.
I mean, sometimes I think he's really sad.
Damn, is that Sullivan? Sully!
Bro, it's impossible! / No way, Sully.
Honey, I have to say "how are you" to Sullivan.
Alright. / Sweet.
Hey. You don't fall in love when I go.
Just like that will happen.
Sullivan, you're stupid! I still owe you!
Maybe you should call him, Rod. Just checking.
No. He hated when I tried and watched him. So...
Hey, Denise?
So, one afternoon, he planned to jump over 10 milk trucks.
He crossed the runway, but when he landed, something terrible happened.
The front tire explodes like a cannonball
and the handlebars pierced his head.
Blood is everywhere.
The teeth fall to the ground into powder
and the front face comes out through the back of his skull.
He died instantly,
the next day.
That's terrible.
I know.
When my mother married Frank,
I used my father's last name in his honor.
He is a good friend He is a good friend He is a good friend Everything ready? / Now?
No, not now! / Blast now!
You're a terrible substitute. / What?
You're a terrible substitute!
I'm just kidding. I hear. It's just that it's very cruel.
Tai chi teaches that if you focus on body and mind,
You will be able to increase your abilities to the top.
Yes, teacher.
You don't need to call me teacher, Rod.
Understood.
Teacher, I have a question.
Is there a tai chi movement
which will make a grown man contaminate his pants, and not know the cause?
I won't lie to you, Rod. The movement does exist.
But you're not ready for that yet.
It's up to you, teacher.
Now we take the ball and push the ball away.
Yes, we can.
Or you can cut small things and show your bullshit movements.
That didn't work.
Anyway, I want to go, so,
just relax. I want to see what Frank is doing.
You want to see it, Rod.
Yes, I want you to show me, and you don't want to, because it doesn't work.
So now I want to go, because there is nothing left for me to study.
Thank you for trying. You really want to try it very well.
Please believe I wash clothes without pants
Hey, stepbrother.
What are you doing?
None. Just playing around. / Oh, yeah?
Take a look.
Okay, but it's not finished yet, so... / I understand.
That's something else I do. For Mother.
Not for me. / Right.
I like that, so...
This is the truth.
Dominique Wilkins.
I'm Rod Kimble, is a great replacement.
Life is short.
That's all. / God, Robot Kevin.
That's great. / Do you like it?
Are you kidding me? I like it!
You're next Douglas Bubbletrousers!
Wow, Rod. thanks.
Kevin, I just had a good idea.
Hey, Frank.
This is me, Rod.
I just want to tell you, we've collected more than $ 3,000.
Immediately, I'll jump 15 buses
and then I will hit you.
I assume you're laughing in a funny dream you have.
Basic cowardice.
What is it, sleep while talking?
You suck.
Frank, open your eyes. You're not sleeping!
I'm sleeping, gay.
Oh, it's nice to see him smile again.
Yeah! And you know what won't make him smile?
When I killed him!
And I'm really sorry about the window!
Enjoy the show. Hey, how are you?
Enjoy the show.
Yes, I have various responsibilities in the crew, you know.
I'm the kind of person who can do a lot of work, Really. I have been sprayed once in a while.
cool.
Of course it's cool. It's amazing as dirt.
This is it, Mr. and Mrs. Powell. Front row seats.
I hope you all enjoy the show.
I can assure you I won't enjoy it.
Thank you, Rico. / Okay.
Goodbye, Rico.
Hey, I just raised the number.
We sell 200 tickets, per share of 5 dollars, where the amount is $ 1,000.
Now, you add it to money from a birthday party,
and that's more than $ 4,900.
Rod, we really want to make this leap.
Of course, Kevin. We are geniuses!
Oh, I want to start.
geez.
This person is stupid!
Shut up!
You suck!
We all laugh at Rod!
Devil's lie
Run away, red man. Go save yourself.
Gosh. Bear. No, there is a bear. Bear!
Kevin, turn it off!
Rod... / I said turn it off!
I tried drinking at least 2 days.
Oh, yeah!
My natural healer...
Hey, what happened to the crazy movie!
Patience! Wait! Wait.
What did you mean earlier?
Rod, I'm sorry. I don't know what they laughed at.
Your video makes me look like an idiot!
I didn't mean that. / What was it, Kev? Jealous?
You can't make everyone like my and think you're short?
I'm not short. / Yes, you are short!
No, I'm not short!
Whoa, whoa, hey, hey, you guys.
Oh, you guys.
Let them finish it.
Okay, I'm out. Peace, I'm out.
What do you want?
Sit down, baby.
I failed, ma'am.
I lost all my money and people laughed at my action.
Father must be embarrassed by me.
Rod, there's something you have to tell.
Something that you should have said for a long time.
What?
You haven't been completely honest about your father.
You know, he's not a substitute.
What?
He's a cashier at a tire shop.
But what about the photo?
That's just a photo.
Evel Knievel came to town, and he posed with everyone in the shop.
Mother is lying.
You have imagination as a boy,
and when you see the photo,
You start decorating beautiful stories.
And I can't bear to tell you if that's not true.
You have to trust Mom. Mother did it because of love.
So how did you die?
He choked on the cake.
What? Come on Correct?
He really wants to win the race.
No,
I think if he is not a substitute, then so am I.
Rod.
Rod!
You did the right thing, baby.
That's it.
Rod! Hey, Rod!
Wait there, Rod.
What are you doing?
Shopping for food.
I don't understand, Rod.
I'm not an explorer, Dave. Never. Only normal men.
What should we do? Where are the people who left us?
I don't know, Rico. You say to me.
What happened to "Life as a team, die as a team?"
That's fake, okay? There is no such thing as a team.
You live and die alone.
Did you see what you did to him? You made him disappointed.
How important is this to you? Hah?
I don't even cry, and look at me.
You make me cry.
I'm sorry, okay? This is not what I want.
Who should I build the foundation for?
Who should I make the foundation for now?
I just want to be friends, Rod.
I want us...
serious.
You want to know why did I join the crew, Rod?
Because since we were kids,
You always do exactly what you want.
And other people just grow up, and feel bored, and disappear.
But you remain exactly the same.
Who cares about people's minds?
You don't understand, right, Denise? I was cool.
In fact, I'm too cool.
I'm too cool to stop.
But now I'm not cool.
I'm not cool.
And for that reason, I have to stop.
You don't mean it.
Yes. I'm serious.
Stay sweet.
Hello? / Rod. Hey, bro, this is Dave.
From the crew. / Yes?
Hey, what happened, bro?
I just want to call, asking how you are.
Maybe you want to take a walk, you know?
Maybe taking me to the hospital?
Do you know? If you are free. / Is everything okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, friend Everything is good.
No, no. But, you know, it's probably just prevention, you know.
If you just want to stop by, friend,
I will appreciate it.
Yes, sure. Wait a minute.
Rod, thank you very much...
Hey, Rod. Thank you for wanting to drive...
Hey, how are you?
Dave, what happened to your eyes?
This? / Yes.
Is this really visible? / Yes.
Oh no, that's really a coincidence. I go home from work early.
And you know my friend, Derrick? He is like...
"I have this acid, but I can't do it."
And I am just like him,
"Okay, I'll do it."
So I did it.
And when I'm on my skateboard, I...
I tripped over the ball very hard.
So, I decided to continue my work in the grinder
and a piece of metal fly and hit my eyes.
That's pretty awesome.
And that brings us to meet now.
Yes, try to relax.
I can do it, friend.
I'll be honest with you, Rod.
You look like a giant eagle with a fire around you
and you have a mountain face.
I suspect it's medicine, Dave.
Yes, but it's also a bit strange to see you drive this minivan.
Yes, this is my mother.
God!
We just passed a small bus.
This is really a small bus, we just passed it.
I don't see anything.
Hey, we arrived.
Seriously, this, like,
one of the ten best things anyone has ever done for me.
Don't think about it.
Hey,
I know now everything feels very bad for you,
where your biological father turns out to be not a real substitute actor, however,
I don't know, the way I look at it, you still have this father at home,
I'm sick in bed, and you're sure you don't love him.
And if he's sick, and you have the talent to make it better,
it's quite special.
And if you deny it it will only be
stupid.
Good. Take it easy, face the mountain!
Hospital? / Trash can!
Sweet. Thank you buddy.
Teacher, there are things
I don't want to learn
Because there is no pleasure
For city children...
Hey.
So, listen,
I'm outrageous, and I'm sorry.
It's okay.
Sorry about your father.
Thank you.
So, is our problem OK?
Beres.
Beres. / Beres.
Be... be. / Res.... res.
Be... / Res.
Be... be. / Res.... res.
Be... / Res.
Be... be. / Res.... res.
Be... / Res.
Be... be. / Res.... res.
Be... / Res.
- Cool, cool - Nuts, beans
Be... be. / Res.... res.
Be... be... be... / Res.
Beres!
So, is our problem OK?
Yes. Have it.
Good. Because I have some interesting news.
So, before the film screening,
I took the liberty of posting some recording actions online.
Very good.
I think people like what they see,
because it was sent.
Until this morning, was already downloaded...
... more than 100,000 times.
Is that right?
Mr. Pasternack is the owner of the radio station that funds the leap action.
And I'm the number one DJ.
No lie.
I have to tell you, kid, I'm very excited about this jump.
When people hear me describe it over the radio, they will remember
if AM radio is a decent and modern source of news and entertainment.
Overall.
I used to be number one in this city,
but people don't listen to AM radio like they used to.
It seems more to FM and color TV.
That's stupid. / That's right, Kevin.
In fact, I have a tattoo that fully describes my point.
This is from the rebellious youth, and he peed on the FM radio.
And then the urine he points to the television.
It doesn't make sense,
but I like to imagine that he had sex the night before,
and now a little residue blocks the urethra,
allows urine to flow in two separate directions.
You may also note that AM radio is sitting, safe, in the middle.
It's on a small magic carpet there.
Oh, yes, look at that.
Now, Rod, I have spent the last $ 15,000 on this radio station.
So this must be a big success. You understand?
You can count on me, sir. / Extraordinary.
This is the big show, kid. This is what will bring us back.
Soon, AM radio will once again dominate!
dear, your cellphone is ringing.
What?
Don't worry, I accept it.
Hello.
Hi, can you please talk to Denise?
No, he is in the bathroom. There is a message?
Jonathan? / Yup.
OK. Do you have a pen?
Yes, sir. Got one here.
The message is,
"Denise, this is Rod.
" I jumped over 15 buses tomorrow at the Fairgrounds. Hope you can come. "
15 buses.
Wait, you really wrote it,
or are you just waving in the air?
Come on. Rod, you have some imagination, kid.
Don't worry about it. I will deliver the message.
Okay.
Who is it?
Incorrect connection.
I give parents time a week.
Really insensitive , Bob. He had a bad day.
Maybe you should sit next to him.
Hey, Frank.
I know you're not well, but I need you to last a little longer.
Big jump tomorrow.
We will sell tickets
and people will hear about the action at home on AM radio
and donating money.
Basically a perfect plan.
You will get yourself killed.
I'd rather die than live in a world where I can't beat you.
Rod.
What?
Do you know why I'm so hard on you?
Because when I die, you have to be a man in this house.
Frank, if I manage to land on this leap, will you respect me?
Not until you beat me in a fight,
I can't wait to punch your face.
And I can't wait to try it.
What was that? Is that because of us?
I don't know. It starts with super positive, then becomes crazy.
I don't like it at all.
No, Kev. Not our actions.
Yes, this is really chaotic.
This is a disgusting thing, you know, looting something good
and only take advantage of the situation. / Yes.
There's no time to do anything, except go
and just hope you don't get hurt.
Glad you came back.
Thank you, friend. / It's nice to be back.
So, you want... / Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The dog walks alone at home, eats pizza, and takes a nap.
In local news, announces Rod Kimble stuntman
will try to jump over 15 buses today.
We will give you coverage of leap action,
but apparently AM radio stations have exclusive broadcast rights.
In other news, riots broke out...
Great.
Hook your seat belt and open your ear,
leap for today only on AM "KNER" radio.
But first, this is the Wentworth Duke with Jim-Jam Jubilee.
Alright, here it is. / This one, Rod.
Cool, what's your name? / Matt.
Matt. You're cool Don't be like Frank.
Rod. This is it.
Thank you, Rod.
All right, thank you, everyone. And don't let your father eat the cake.
Hey, Kev.
Did you see Denise? / No, I don't see it all day.
What is that? / We only hit raccoons.
Jonathan, shouldn't we stop?
Oh, believe me, baby. That raccoon won't stop for us.
Are you serious?
Oh, God. I can't wait to tell Sullivan. He will be very happy.
I want to buy vitamin water. Should I make two?
No thanks.
Coolio.
Hey, maybe I'll buy a box of condoms so we can make love later, What do you think?
What an important day to listen to
stuntman Rod Kimble will jump over 15 buses
in the last attempt to save his stepfather.
Gosh, I forgot my wallet.
Jonathan, Rod did the jump.
Geez, who cares?
Honey, why are you hanging out with those nerds?
I like them.
Guess what? You're embarrassing yourself.
It's just a shame if you care about people's opinions.
That's good. I like it.
honey? / Goodbye.
dear, wait. Honey, wait.
dear, wait! Dear!
dear, wait! Dear.
darling! Wait. Honey, no!
Honey, don't! Honey, don't!
darling!
honey, honey, honey! Do not love!
Wait!
Impossible.
You will look like a champion, Rod.
You guys, this is number one.
Wait, Rod, there's more. / Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We are worried that the motorcycle may not be fast enough to make a jump, so...
Impossible.
Whoa.
Dave, this is number one!
Now, I know it doesn't look good, but believe me.
The power is extraordinary. Very. / OK.
There is one more thing, Rod.
I know you like explosions and dexterity and other things.
So, I installed the entire with the fireworks.
cool.
And I gave you this stone to represent all my hard work.
Oh, cool, Rico.
That's number one.
Yes, you can just throw it after fireworks are lit. That is cool.
Thank you.
Thank you, all of you.
Okay, everybody. These are the times that we've been waiting for.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present Rod Kimble!
He's circling!
Rod!
Who wants to see me do a big action?
Ladies and gentlemen.
What is fate?
What is that fate?
I dedicate this leap to Daddy and father figure everywhere.
I hope that in some small ways all their children managed to jump over them.
Frank, I'm going to make you better, the bottom of a bad old sack.
Then I will open a stopper for a lifetime to you!
And you will respect me!
Peace!
Kimble clearly has some problems with his stepfather there.
But who isn't? I also have a problem.
You got your show!
Remember. Run as fast as you can, okay?
And hold on tight! You will be fine!
I'm very nervous for you!
And everyone is here! We are nervous for you!
I'm new from the bathroom,
and everyone talks about how crazy this action is.
OK. / Don't worry about that.
You will do extraordinary! Now pass the buses!
Are you OK?
Do you like attractions? How about a stepfather who is seriously ill?
Well, if you answer yes to one or both of these questions,
You can't choose a better day from connecting to Kner's radio.
Hey, Rod!
Denise. You come.
Of course.
Oh, wow.
Yes.
Denise, whatever I do. / What?
I mean, this jump is very big. I can die.
You're the bravest person I know, Rod.
I don't know what else to believe.
Believe this.
Oh, wait.
What? You don't...
No, I like it. It's just...
Your mouth is wide open. / Gosh.
It's like...
After all.
Oh, whoa, wait, what? Why does Rod kiss his sister?
Denise is not his sister.
He is not his sister? / No.
It destroys all my universe.
I didn't say kissing is hot, listeners,
but if the police are stupid here, I ask a lawyer!
Good luck, Rod. / Thank you.
Alright. Return to business.
Hey, how are you?
Kimble prepares for his final preparation.
Climbing some bumpy runways.
Why does the number stop?
I think people want to see what happens.
Soul of the animal kingdom.
Eagle, fox, dolphin bottle, octopus, house cat.
OK.
Let's jump this leap.
Come on, Rod!
This is it.
He drives a motorbike with his hands and feet.
This needs to be seen to be trusted!
Three, two, one, take off!
Oh, he's like a broken doll.
Oh, this doesn't look good.
Rod's crew goes to his side.
I wish none of them had a fight with Rod this morning,
because he's like dead.
Rod. / Oh no.
Rod, are you OK? Can you hear me? / Please step aside.
Rod, get away from the light. Don't go in the direction of the light.
Rod?
Oh, God, he might experience
something deep, experience out of the body.
Hi.
Oh, yes. Yes.
Yes.
I don't get vital signs. / Oh, Rod.
Rod?
Finish him! Finish him!
Yes, taco!
Rod? Rod?
Denise?
Hoobastank.
He is still alive.
Denise. You are right.
Taco wins.
Okay, Rod. Okay.
Time to wake up.
Don't, Rod, don't move. Do not move. / You can experience deep wounds.
Sorry, everyone. I walked out of here.
No, no, no. No, no, no, Rod.
Wait a minute.
It seems Kimble is awake, and he tries to stand up.
Seriously, you might be badly hurt.
I will say for sure, Kevin.
I'll bet a minimum of 10 to 20 broken bones.
But life is a pain
and we must erode the joy out of the pain every time we have the opportunity.
Excuse me. / Okay.
Rod.
Rod! Rod! Rod!
The crowd cheers on Kimble who is still alive.
Rod! Rod! Rod!
And the cellphone is ringing!
Rod. Rod, look. Look at
We succeed!
They already did it!
They have won $ 50,000 for Frank's operating costs.
Rod, Rod! Here!
We succeeded, Richardson!
Rod knows my name. Rod knows my name.
Rod knows my name!
People scream and jump up and down.
The place of the fair is literally shaking!
Goose cuisine for everyone!
This is Ebenezer Scrooge!
Yes, goose cooking.
Dave.
Rod, do you really want to do this? / Yes.
Come on, Rod. The doctor said that it was even stronger than before.
You won't win.
Kevin, it's not for discussion.
God of war!
May the hammer become mighty.
Here I am, Frank.
Be prepared to meet your maker. Oh, God !
We haven't even started yet!
Never underestimate your opponent.
What now, Frank? I do this because I love you!
Never underestimate your opponent. / OK.
Finally, the fight I can...
Got you. / What is this? What are the initials of a star throw?
Oh, yeah, Roddy! Beat him!
Come on, old man! Move on!
Old man, young soul!
Geez!
Oh, shit. Mercilessly.
You guys, come on. It's rented.
Gosh.
He just hit him with bricks!
Oh!
This is it.
Should we stop them? / Oh, no, they will be fine.
Oh, no. / Say it, Frank!
Say I'm a real man. / Never.
Say it! / You're a real man.
Say Again!
You're a real man, kid.
Really.
Yeah!