Sometimes i have a question in my mind
if sardar won't be exist in the world then what would happen?
Sorry dude but world is useless
without son of sardar.
It's fire
you should set in your chest not on your lips
and you are smoking cigarette being a sardar
don't you ashame?
Did you forget what legendry jasvinder singh said...
if you won't smoke you will never ill
first you save the money and second you can make your body
who is this legendry jasvinder singh randhava?
That legend is standing next to you
if yourtongue is not good but you should speak good things
go home your mom must be waiting foryou
if god gave you the mouth so why you are speaking with hands
you didn't go yet
why are you getting angry?
Sometimes have smile.
Don't make fun of sardar and don't assume him ajoker
because if you will raise your hand to sardar's head
then sardar will send you higher
you adopted him
now who will adopt you
take anything
but never mess with pathan's friend
otherwise pathan will...
anybody left?
I am left here
if you will spare something then we will use it
you have ruined my entire club
you have been here from six months
and you have got 14 fights and 4 police cases
look we uncle and nephew are both requesting you
we are requesting you in english that look
in english?
Look london is not made foryou
so please get a ticket for india
otherwise we will go to haji ali
swear on your life
always speak the truth
pathan will sacrify his life for him
i will kill that man who will try to send him from here
you stay on the side never interfere while elders are speaking.
Here is your courier
you have been called to india
i won't go back to india
everybody will call me hindustan lever. Why?
Who left india people call him hindustan lever
it means they will also call me hindustan lever
stay on the side
it's a government notice
i have a land in paghwarah
government wants to buy for 5 million
but i don't have any property in paghwarah.
It's yourfamily land,
my mom nevertold me about that
your mom didn't tell you many things
it's an old story
yourfamily had an emity with sandhu family for small reason
they fought like cats and dogs
generation got over but their enmity never get over
and from this enimty even your dad couldn't survive
he killed mahindar singh sandhu
and sandhu killed your dad,
jassi my son!
Take revenge of my death
i have shot all the bullets in his chest
nobody's in gandhara's house
his deadbody is lying there
his wife escaped with his son
what we do now we have guests here
shall we welcome them orfinish this marriage first?
No marriage will take place
take swear of yourfather
until you both won't take revenge of yourfather's death
you won't eat ice cream
and you won't drink cold drink
and until i don't take revenge of my uncle's death
i won't get married.
And that's why your mom took you along and wandered everywhere
so sandhu couldn't find you
and she nevertold him that story
do you know why?
She wanted that this enmity shall over
listen son!
I have called your mom my sister
i won't let you go to india
they will kill you
we three will adjust here
but i won't let you go.
His dad left 5 million for him
those sons are lucky who got father like his dad
you stay on side
i will come with you,
pathan and sardar will deal with everyone
no friend you already owe me alot
and it's been 25 years they must have forgotten after all they are humans
i will be back after selling my property
i don't think that sandhu must be waiting for me
priest!
Whenever some priest tried to attend my wife's marriage
you have attended his funeral
you are such an expensive priest
if you will die
then nobody will rest in peace in this village
i am sorry!
It's not my mistake
he brought me here
come here!
You always get the tent
shall i pick your sister up
by god pick sister up
i will be very greatful to you
she is waiting foryou from 25 years
but you are not ready to marry her
noryou get married nor you let her marry with someone else
what kind of friend you are?
Don't you know?
Billu has take swear
until he won't kill the last person of randhava family
till then he won't get married
look at these kids!
He didn't taste ice cream since childhood
tonny! Yes!
He didn't touch the cold drink since childhood
he even drink neat rum
his lever is not working
and you can't wait little bit
he can't wait,
i will must get married
all of you get lost from here
start your mantras
come here!
You wanted to marry with me
you won't come here
that's why i have set this drama
you don't miss your pummy.
You don't make phone calls to me
at least give me a missed call
your brothers got married
they got kids
when we will have our own kids
you have my swear
now get rid of your swear
we will chop that randhava's son in small pieces
but the problem is that...
how we will recognize him?
He must have grown up in these 25 years
we don't have his childhood photo
otherwise we would recognize him to match with his photo
how would you recognize him from his childhood photo
that must be small photo
what's the big deal?
We would enlarge that photo
fine!
Mittal is coming from dehli for factory deal
let him come!
Show him panjabi's hospitality
any problem injourney?
Not at all.
Uncle! My dad drinks bear
would you like to drink some, shut up!
He isjust a kid.
One minute! What are you doing?
Who did it?
I didn't do it
i think rajbeer did it
she got stomach ache,
that's why she is doing everywhere
yes! She is our buffalo
she gave 10 litre milk
she is really nice that's why we called her with human name
take herto doctor
it's the tradition of our house
we treat animals like ourfamily members
there is no difference between us
there is no difference except clothes
you even tied up the humans
she is our mom
she have lost memory problem
she goes anywhere
who is there?
He is our guest
treat him well
guest is like god
let's have some food, let's go!
I am in this real estate business from last 15 years
i have connenctions will all politicians
howeveryou can see all these huge factories
i have fixed the deals of all these factories
send me the permission and tell me the commission
you have influence in this area
that's why i am giving you the offer of 15.% . Commission
otherwise i settle the deal with any goon in 10.% .
Give me the butter.
They are our daughter in laws,
she is sweety
tony's wife
and she is polly.
Tito's wife
i thought they are maids
ok aunt!
Where are you going?
Who will give bath to buffalos
i am not khota singh, leave my hand!
She got an attack.
Whenever she heard some strange sound she got an attack
we will give bath to buffalos. You may go from here
how would you go without giving them bath
khota singh was our watchman
she thinks you are khota singh
before she made you clean the house you may leave from here
she is a mental case.
Take herto hospital
we really respect tht given words
and our guests
this house is our mom
we don't make blood shed in this house
otherwise i would have kill him that time
when he made fun with sandhu family
titto! Yes!
Take him away!
He is messing with me
you made 49
sooner i will complete my half century
once i met that randhava's son
get your ass up. Number 16 is mine
where is yourticket?
Are you working in railway?
So why are you asking my ticket?
Get up! Sit somewhere else.
What are you doing?
Sardar! Can't you speak politely
sardar is sitting on your lap, how more love i shall show you
get lost from here
i think his mom gave him birth after having coals.
Who is she?
Turn around!
Little bit more.1
i am leaving my station has come
i don't want to build mansion here
i also want to leave from here
make it fast!
I will bring my bag
village doesn't look good without you
how are you?
You have got muscles.
Look over here!
How are you? Perfect!
Now we won't let you go,
you can study here
then we will get you marry with bobby
think of rascal and rascal is here
any doubt?
Come on time, now you have become a doctor
my car broke down on the way
who you are looking for?
Say good bye to train
look guard has shown the green signal
we have to go temple
may i come in bobby's car?
Drive carefully!
I will drive the car.
Here comes dad's phone call
now he will ask me
have you reached station or not?
Sukh is with you or not.
Yes! I have reached to station to pick up sukh
sukh is with me and we are coming home
you both are alone, yes! We both are alone
so talk to her,
tell her...
that you wanted to talk to her
you wanted to marry with her
i am asking you since long that get marry with me
but he never listen to me
greetings!
Where is the most oldest gurudhwara here?
All gurudhvaras are old here
no new gurudhvara has built up since long
where is the most oldest gurudhvara?
Only the most oldest person can tell you
where you want to go?
There is a mango garden behind that old gurudhvara
yes!
Go straight!
You will find one left and right
you don't need to take left but you have to right.
Then go straight!
Then a left and right will come
you don't have to take right
you have to take left
then if you will go straight you will find left and right both.
You don't have to take them both
then go straight... brother!
Have you evertried to become a guide?
You don't looks like but you are a good man
what's your name?
Jassi and yours? Tony!
First time in village.
No! I was born in this village
really! But i have come after so long
i have never seen your before
what's yourfamily name? Randhava!
Ranjeet singh randhava?
I am his only son
i have come to finish the unfinished business.
What happen?
Car has been broken
no problem!
I will fix it!
Can you fix thejeep?
I have fixed many people this jeep is nothing for me
he has come to finish the unfinished business
it means he has come to take revenge of his father's death
before he takes revenge i will take my revenge.
Hit it! What?
Start the car!
Smile sometimes...
i am asking you to smile not scare me
panjabi people have big hearts
if you ask the address in city then they will make you fool
and you have come to drop me,
we have reached there. Wait! I will be back.
What's the matter?
Do you have bullets?
Two cars are parked there, take anyone
not this one thing we fire...
both works properly.
What we put in this gun?
You can't put them in your gun
listen to me!
Does this gun works?
Only bullet run this gun remains stand
come here!
Where is that guy? He is gone there.
You are back again.
There must be a stair case.
This land is ours, and that land is yours
where is the district office?
If you will go to district office
then you will keep wandering around that office
go and meet billu
he is the commissioner no!
Billu appointed the commissioner
wait!
He is not our enemy
you don't have eyes,
i have eyes but i think coconut's vision is weak.
And we can't put glasses to coconut
you crack the nicejokes
you are new in village
my dad left land for me
i have come to fix the deal. Really?
What's yourfather's name?
Do you know him?
We were together in train
thank god you met me here
so he is the person who you are looking for in train,
you forgot your camera in train. Thank you!
Do you know it has many important pictures.
So what's yourfather's name?
Your phone is ringing.
Yes tony!
I have found him.
What?
What has been sew?
What should i eat?
You don't have to eat anything
i have found hardava's son
whose son you have found?
One minute!
Have you told to find a kid.
No!
He is drunk again.
Let's go home!
People are waiting for us
you also come with us
no! I have some importantjob
i have to meet billu
you are standing in the bar and asking the bear's address
he is billu
whose head you blown up.
I am sorry!
Toffee in old man's mouth
and appoligize from the guest doesn't sounds good
you are sukh's friend it means you are our guest
yourjob will be done.
And we will show you our hospitality
he came to home afteryou. Shut up!
Where did i stuck?
I feel to chop him in pieces
and i should drink cold drink with rum
you don't know...
to see the ice cream in house
i have got niagra fall in my mouth
but why we can't kill him in the house
culture is something,
he is our guest in the house
and guest is like god
he is alive until he is in house
but when he will step out from our house
we will chop him in pieces
can't you see our men?
They all are carrying swords
and there are many men behind the lake
kill him in the minute
where you have been?
They were sitted here. Really?
You haven't seen him coming out.
We were making plan to kill him
so how did he get in from outside
you are here?
I was looking foryou everywhere.
I was looking your house
your house is very big and you heart is biggerthan your house
you are getting late? Are you leaving?
Come again!
Give me the towel!
You will take my towel!
I forgot my bag
here is your bag.
Hold it!
Don't forget it again
i am here,
did i gave you your camera?
You gave me in temple
may i leave? Yes!
You are getting late.
Come again!
You are very sweet!
You make us laugh alot
don't make us laugh alot
otherwise we will be diabetic.
So listen ajoke.
I mean he is getting late
i don't want to leave this house
you have treated me very well
you gave me nice food
that chicken was very tasty
and that pickle... that pickle?
I have brought that pickle from amritar.
Where in amritsar?
Do you know bus depo in amritsar.
Where lot of bus used to parked?
We will bring more.
Your heart is very big
but your picklejar is biggerthan that
what happen?
I want to meet your mom once
i am leaving
give me your blessings.
Where are you going?
Who will give bath to buffalos?
I will give bath to all buffalos
we will give bath to buffalos
if you will go without giving bath to buffalos
you didn't go yet
you are our guest
and guest is like god
shut up!
How many times you will say bye?
I mean...
either he go
let him do hisjob
you may go back to your work
i will cut punjab's crop and that randhava's son tomorrow.
Come ahead!
Try one more time
what are you looking at?
He is in pain since long
tell me after all you are a doctor
tell us what happen?
This one!
Take yourfeet up,
little bit more.
I can't take it up more
and how up you took it earlier
earlier i took it till here
but now...
i can't take it more,
you will have one peg and you will go more higher
my uncle was suffered from the same situation
he was veryjumping type man
once he felt down from the roof
he never stood up
he died?
No! He was paralysed
isn't the beginning of paralyse.
A big shock before being paralysed
your entire body start shivering and your small finger also start shivering
what is the connection of small finger and paralyses
i will be fine or not,
what happened to him?
I knew that something will happen like this
so what are you thinking? What we do now?
I will write down his prescription
take care of him
if he won't be fine so we will have to operate him
why are you laughing?
Jassi will be fine or not?
Tell me why are you laughing? He is prentending like he is injured
he don't want to go from here, liar!
Why his finger was shivering?
You are shivering more than him
nothing happened to him
ljust said it and he got me
he isn't in falling in love with you
forget about him you tell me your status
beware everyone! He shouldn't escape
you are not seriously injured
you won't die
really?
I won't die.
It's not cap!
That pickle was also not mine, but idea was yours
i came here to sell my ancestor's property
i didn't committed any sin
that might be an old sin
and your dad would be responsible forthat
why sons will sufferthe punishment of their dad's sins
when sons can get their dad's property
so why they can't get the punishment of their sins
endure the pain as much as you can
because tomorrow i will get you rid of your pain
whatjob has remain incomplete today
i will complete thatjob tomorrow
it's the promise of parminder singh
smile sometimes...
please forgive me pummy
i didn't see you
that's why i am upset
that you never see me
leave me!
If somebody will see us then
forget the people
youjust see me
this heart is beating like a tractor injen
leave me!
You don't think about me
i shall bring the stars from the sky
i think like that
but what should i do?
My hand can't reach to the sky
and secondly i have got this feeling in days
so meet me in daylight.
Like we met 25 years earlier
do you rememberthose days
when i bunked the school and came to meet you in gopi's land
don't remind me
my entire body becomes romantic
gopi's sugarcane crops...
and that romantic hero rajesh khanna
i can't forget them
i have chopped him
where is he?
Smile sometimes...
i know that you were setting me up
but i am not a fool but i am a lion
if you are a lion then come out
so lion is coming out!
I am lion!
Not a dog that you will call me and i will come
lion comes from his mood and right now lion is not in mood
lion is feeling sleepy
and lion is going to sleep.
Where did he go?
Tell me one thing which one is cheap horse orjeep
horse! So we should have bought horse
we would save the petrol
and you can settle the horse anywhere
and horse gave birth to another horse
but jeep don't make kids
open the door!
My brotherjust flew here
did you see him?
I am your dad,
where that sardar has gone?
I am not coming
they are calling me not you
your name is also jassi.
Jassi stop!
Let me get down you may go,
jassi! Drop me down
good morning!
You are very romantic
situations made me romantic
really?
You looks very fresh after bath
liar!
May i leave?
Stop! Where are you going?
I have to go, sister in law is calling me
you must had to come now
how is your pain?
It's better!
Yourtiming is amazing
sister in law is also calling me
he entered the house again
i have an idea
we can't kill this man in our house
why shouldn't we sell our house to someone else
then this house won't be ours
northis guest will be ours
we can kill him in this house
am i right?
Yes! How is my idea?
Come here!
I have already told you.
Childhood pent doesn't fit in young age
and you can't get free hit on every no ball
you wanted to sell our house
titto! Yes!
Double up the men
that sardar shouldn't escape between the guests
call the men from gurdaspur
i think this is my last night
smile sometimes...
i always keep smiling
i left my house
that's why i have become emotional. Really?
I can't live without my family
liar! Really!
I wanted to talk to you
i know everything
you knew it? How?
I can see everything
you think i am a fool
i have known when you were prentending that you are injured
so you can't tell me earlier
i am wandering scared here
you can also tell me earlier
you would have tell me in train
how would i told you in train?
I found out when i entered in this house
if billu brother will know then...
he knows everything, what?
He will kill you. That's why i am scared
you don't worry. I will talk to him
you will pacify him if i will survive
keep smiling
you looks good when you smile
take care!
You are here fortaking care of me
you are much intelligent, yes!
We both are sardar and others are useless
sardar is falling in love
do you know?
Sardar becomes dangerous when he felt in love
come here you intelligent sardar
how do you know?
First sardarfelt in love
then his heart broke down
then sardar starts drinking
and you know that drunk sardar is very dangerous
i know...
because we both are sardars and others are useless
you are speaking like sardars.
So your sardar becomes your headache
he is sardar he won't tell me everything
their marriage is fixed
want some drink?
Have you ever seen the fate?
Look at her!
She is amazing!
Whoever have it he would win the world
and you are making her cry,
don't cry!
You are not my fate that you are crying
you are his fate,
look you are not sunny deol
that entire panjab will take their daughters afteryou
you have got it, so deserve it.
I have known in 2 days but you didn't know
that if you will find the entire world
you will neverfind a girl like her
somebody shall give his life for her
it's heart
don't break it
it makes pain
say yes!
Say yes for marriage
and leave everything on god
congratulations!
Can you see this hand?
My uncle died in these hands
and he told me only one thing before death
revenge of enmity
can you see my hands
my mom died in these hands
and she taught me one thing
that never have enmity with anyone
otherwise i could also take the revenge
my dad also died that day
but my mom...
has forgiven you
but i can't forgive you
tomorrow sukh's engagement will happen in gurudhwara
everybody will come out from the house
you will also have to come outside the house
then i will see who will protect you
jasvinder singh
you are dead!
I didn't live properly
you guys won't go
we will go.
But first we will kill you
don't makejoke with sardar and don't assume himjoker
because if you will raise your hands to sardar's head
then sardar will send you higher
i wanted to talk to you
that you don't want to marry me
i also don't want to marry you
i know that you love jassi.
When you knew that i love jassi
so why did you agreed for marriage
to save jassi's life
jassi is the same person
whom sandhu family is looking for 25 years
to take yourfather's death revenge
i have seen his property papers in his bag
what are transferred on harjeet's name
jassi's name is jasvinder singh
you love her...
when i found out so how could i let him die
we created your marriage drama
so he could escape between the guests
but that sardar came behind you
his life is in danger
they will kill him
don't worry he is enough for many people
before he is gone you go...
i will handle billu jee...
and your marriage?
Don't worry about me
you go...
bobby! Why don't you say something
look! If your headache will go then you will give me headache...
you go!
Won't you say all the best to me.
Stop!
We don't kill the guest in the house
we have taken him out very hardly
you brought him back inside
so shall we go out again
you have come!
Where you have been?
We were waiting foryou in gurudhwara
what happened to you?
Why both are wet?
Look at him carefully!
He is randhava's son
for whom we were waiting from 25 years
he is our enemy
enemy!
We don't have enmity with anyone
which enmity you are talking about?
We don't have enmity with anyone
you are very dramatic
you know very well.
That he is the son of that randhava who killed your son
today you are not changed with monto's bike
you remember everything
you are pretending like you don't remember anything
which memories hert you...
it's betterto forget them
you also forget that
for sukh's sake...
you have spend 25 years in enemy's rage
your own were dying foryour love
but you share any moment of love with them
i will forgive you on one condition
that you will become a permanent guest of this house
if i will go out so you won't kill me
if you will leave sukh
then i will kill you
smile sometimes...
i have decided our kids names
one kid's name will be happy and second kid's name will be ending
you mean...
happy ending!