1 00: 00: 14,147 -> 00: 00: 16,216 - And once again, Metro City finds itself
in the hands of the evil one Professor Phantom.
- But when all hopes were lost,
from nowhere came Amazing Duo to save the day.
- Oh, look who came to play.
Do you really think you two clowns can stop me?
Hey, What's up with this, Ben?
- What?
- Why did you draw my penis is so small?
- What are you talking about?
- my bulge.
Look at how much more than yours.
And besides, I shouldn't wear comic pants
- Why don't you wear pants?
- Think about that.
Why don't you think anyone ever made love to Superman?
- Yes, but -
- Because he didn't wear pants.
- But he still wears tight pants.
- Yes, and imagine if he doesn't.
Do you think there are people who tried to fight it
if only his cock was hanging there?
No, it would be weird.
- All right, whatever man. p>
Only, be happy.
We just finished the first chapter in our comic.
- I know, it's crazy.
- And if we are lucky, maybe we will meet
the only
- Stan Lee. </ P>
- Comic book legend. </ P>
- I told you, I have no choice.
My father prepared some kind of research there.
- When do you have to go again?
- 20 minutes.
- Do you think have enough time?
- The internet is amazing.
- Mr. Diaz, good morning
- Hello Linda.
I'm here to pick up Ben.
- Boy.
- Damn, brother women Panga is very sexy.
I hope we can jerk to them every day.
- We do jerks to them every day.
- Let's open our boss. - Good.
- We are your friends, friend, friend.
- Can I get a drink?
- No, we're in a hurry on our flight
and at 9:30 in the morning.
- Mother, Zach borrowed my scissors and now there's
small curly hair all over them.
- They grow fast.
p>
- I will go take Ben.
- Dude, why don't they work?
- I don't know.
- Why don't we stop?
- I don't know.
I understand, I understand, I understand.
Depart.
- Ben, we have to get -
- This is my keyboard.
- Pornoku.
- Ben, why did your penman come out?
- Zach, why is there...
Mom!
- Ben, come on.
We have to move.
- Wait, Ben.
Here, you must bring this with you.
- The only thing left is to finish it
drawing your image and much better
on that than me.
- Ben, we have to go.
- You are my best friend, man.
I will miss you.
- I promise, I will /> contact you every day.
- Promise?
- Promise.
- We have to go now.
- Ben, enough nonsense this coloring book.
You have to grow up.
- So long, friend.
Kimberly Somers.
The Kimberly Somers.
Man, what I won't do to touch her breasts.
- Good shirt, nerd.
- Hey Christian. </ P>
- What? </ P>
Didn't get an invitation to Kimberly's party again? </ P>
Homo.
- Is that gay?
- That's all.
Everything changes today.
When Ben returns, I'll to be
the most popular child in class.
I will touch Kimberly Somer's breasts
and I will get women.
Stop. </ P>
Who are you? </ P>
- Oh yeah. </ P>
Oh oh, oh, oh yeah. </ P>
- Today big day.
- Do you use my scissors to cut your genitals again?
- Well, of course I don't use my mine.
- Ugh, sick.
If you do it again, I swear to God -
- Hey, Marissa, can you wear bra
before you talk to me?
- Awww, but this is the most thing you will get
to see a girl's breasts.
Thank you for showing that, Dipshit.
- Yes, that's what was shown.
- Oh, fuck you. </ P>
- Suck my cock. </ P>
- What did you just say to me? </ P>
- I said suck my dick. </ P>
- Mom!
Daddy!
- Sweet, what's wrong?
Is everything okay?
- No, Zach just asked me to suck his cock. </ P>
- Wait what? </ P>
- Zach, what's wrong with you? </ P>
- Whoa, whoa , whoa, hold on a minute.
- Is everything okay here?
What is going on?
- Your child is just asking Marissa to have oral sex with him. </ P>
- Yesus Kristus Zach, apakah itu benar?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, I didn't ask him to suck my cock.
I told him to suck my cock.
- You will come back soon in therapy, young people.
- Do you still have Dr. Clark? </ P>
Oh shit, this is on my old cellphone. </ P>
- Oh my God! </ P>
- You will give your mother a stroke
>
and you know that runs on the side of his family.
Damn this pain.
- Yes, yes.
- It's okay -what, it's okay.
I save numbers for situations like this.
Damn you.
- Damn you Zach.
- How can literature change history.
Does anyone have the answer to that?
I know I'm sure not.
Children,
I'm sorry.
Something terrible happened.
You all know our beloved drama teacher, Mr. Trainor. </ P>
He was safari in Africa and he was persecuted by a monkey. </ P>
He almost had no face. </ P>
So it would be very difficult < br /> for him to teach
comedy and drama because everything looks like this.
But the problem is,
they want me </ p >
to direct this season version from "The Sound of Music"
in place.
Thank you.
This can cause so lots of great things in my life.
- Zachary.
- I can do Toyota ads
after I do--
- Zachary.
- My version -
- Zachary.
- Hey, Zachary.
- What?
Oh, um, sorry, sorry Mr. Pomenteer.
- Where am I ?
You know, there are many similarities with Sound of Music
and Mein Kampf.
- Kimberly Somers.
- That little battle -
- Hey, sir P, I'm sorry I'm late. </ P>
- Do you have a note? </ P>
- No, that's a problem < women's health.
- Okay, there's no need to say anything else.
I have three daughters.
Dear baby, does this help?
- Oh, um, no, I guess I've closed it.
Uh, thank you.
- Fine.
- They, I will eat chips from her underwear.
- You know she uses the reason time like twice a week.
- Apa?
Dude, Duffy, he's not menstruating.
He is ovulating.
Look at how big the boobies are.
- Do You got an invitation to her birthday party? </ P>
- No.
- You know that in three weeks, right? </ P>
- I know you're stupid Irish. </ P>
Don't worry, I'll be invited to Kimberly Somers
birthday parties and after I get in touch with her, </ p >
all my problems will be solved.
- Lad, do you have a mistake?
- No.
- You really > choke now.
- What?
No.
- I can see it.
- Hey, excuse me.
>
Hey, I'm sorry.
What's so important for you two
have to talk to each other?
My Vodka.
Is there something that /> would you like to share
with everyone here?
- Uh, no, no, no.
- Come on now.
Let's go.
Go, oh, oh, oh.
I want you to stand on here, in front of the whole class
and tell me about a leasing program.
Come on, stand there.
Please, continue.
- Um.
Well, you see, um, borrow -
- Right.
Well, that's very interesting.
What are you doing?
Have you recorded it -
You told me that my Powerpoint presentation
in World War II made you difficult?
- You got fat from Hitler.
- Fagot.
- Seriously guys, is it gay .
- Is it time when is right to fart?
It's not about size dogs in battle,
it's about size Fight in the dog.
That's Mark Twain, friends, if you take notes.
- God, if you listen, then why did you find an error?
Basic idiot.
Very stupid.
Doomsday fame.
That's all.
- Does it smell like a pot here?
- Oh, damn it.
- Oh, it's me.
- Apa bau seperti panci di sini?
- Oh, sial.
- Oh, ini aku.
Zach, is this your knife?
- No.
- That got your name on it.
- Listen, if you think to commit suicide,
don't do it in school, big obligation.
- Recorded.
Why don't you use bathroom faculty?
- I am the principal.
I can take a dump wherever I want.
Last week, I took shit on the bench.
The big one too.
You can see it on Pinterest.
Yes, I just want to come here from time to time time,
check the wall, see what my students are doing.
Oh, Nico Carrino, two new calculations.
Not bad. </ P>
Ah, Adam Chirnu, satu penghitungan baru, bagus.
Christian Peterson, damn it.
Six new calculations.
Christian, that's my child.
- Aww, thank you, Bowen Headmaster. </ p >
- Maybe bang on girls on that ski trip.
- Everyone is looking at you.
Just go piss.
Fuck. </ P>
- He's a cool guy. </ P>
Why can't you be cool? </ P>
- Genetics? </ P>
- Yes, maybe.
Oh, that reminds me, I need to see you
in my office immediately.
- Can I delete it first?
p>
- Yes.
- This is a strange day.
- Zach, I'm sure you are aware
why did I ask you to come here .
- What?
No, I called you to talk about the stall of fame.
- Oh yes, of course, that.
- One of my jobs as the principal is to make sure
that all my students are satisfied
and I'm sure you have seen that you are the only child men
at school without counting next to your name.
Now, this might be feels a bit personal but,
did you save yourself to get married?
- Oh, are you asexual, because I have a flyer for that.
- No, no, no, of course not.
- Erectile dysfunction?
- No, it's not one of them.
Only
there are many people at this school
Why has a girl ever been related to Zach Fox?
- Zach, you have a lot of things to offer.
Report your book write in The Great Gatsby,
really changed my perspective on fragility
in postwar optimism.
- You read that ?
Wow, all right.
Yes, maybe I have what is needed to get women.
- Well, you are more > good move because
we are emptying the bathroom in a month
and the position of fame will disappear.
- Wait, seriously?
- Yes, seriously.
Move on to the girls, bro.
How is it at home?
- I mean, divorce is very damaging. </ P>
- Aku tahu.
- You know my old people divorced?
- You know how on laptops, paranoid people
that people can see through < br /> camera on your computer?
- You have a pretty good house.
You want me to call your parents?
- No, no, no, no, can you do that? </ P>
- Do you want to find out? </ P>
- No.
- Sound cracked.
- Yes, I'm experiencing puberty.
- That should have been going on a long time ago.
- Boy men develop at different times
and boys often develop more slower than girls, so -
- Oh, now I'm got biology lessons from you?
- A man who made a mistake with the Holocaust
will lecture me about biology?
- No I -
- You are a weird person in this situation.
- I just said like--
- Alright, that's a young man. </ P>
Go now! </ P>
Go find a girl! </ P>
- Okay, okay, I'll try.
I think you're just clamped by the butt cheeks together.
- Other lives change.
Like that.
Erectile dysfunction.
Yes, I know you well.
- Get it from me.
- Let me go. </ P>
- Stupid fool. </ P>
That golden ticket, I know I will go to Kimberly's party
and I will kill her.
- Gold ticket?
Is Kimberly's party in a chocolate factory?
again, this is America and in American high school,
if you are not sexy, you need something else to become popular.
Look at Kyle Koontz. </ P>
The boy looks like Jay Leno's nephew,
but since he scored the game's victory,
he told the girls to line up to sit on his face.
Christian Peterson was a literal part of shit
but got it because his father had the Phillies
Joe Mitchhack just slammed the shells because he's the number one
drug dealer in the main lane.
Brian Delgoti just crushes cat because he doesn't
know he's still gay.
Kevin Myers won't ever find Punarnia
if he's not famous on the internet.
And Ezra Sully didn't start making love
until his parents died.
- Yes, it must have been a month's birthday one month
starting next Friday.
- Awww.
- Friend, that guy is very lucky.
So how do the girls get to Punarnia? </ p >
- What?
What do you mean?
- Like, how are they laid down?
- I mean, they just like it, select.
- Like a hat?
- No, Duffy, they just like to choose.
This is different for women.
>
- Look.
Kimberly will come.
Go.
Make her your wife.
- Stop it. p>
- Hey, Kimberly.
Kimbo.
Kimmy Schmidt.
Kim Jong-un.
- That's Kimberly.
- Right, right, right, yes.
So anyway, the little bird tells me
you held birthday party in a few weeks.
- I don't know the party what are you talking about.
- Oh, my God, Kimberly, I > just got an invitation
to your birthday party and I'm very excited.
This will be amazing.
Kiss. </ p >
What's not.
- Okay bye.
Look, see you, Trish.
- No, don't ring a bell.
- Hello, Kimberly.
Zach told me that you were ovulating, congratulations.
- All right, N237, right?
- Yes, that's it. </ P>
- Cool. </ P>
I can't believe this it's been five years.
- I know a man.
I really miss you.
An amazing duo--
- Are back in action.
That's crazy, guys.
I don't even know what you've done so far.
>
You never get Facebook or call.
- Uh, yes, we really don't have
lots of internet and stuff - item.
- Right.
- Hey, the bus stops now.
Do you see me?
- Uh, no.
- Yes, I walked down the hall now,
I'll be out in a minute.
- Good.
- I just left the bus now, did you see me? </ P>
- Just didn't see...
- Ben.
You are very tall and beautiful.
Looks like Michelangelo sculpt your own.
Your jaw is right symmetrical.
How can this happen?
- I lost a little weight.
- Is that Pecs?
- Uh. - Is that Pecs? </ P>
- I, yes, I think so. </ P>
Are you okay? </ P>
- Ah, damn it.
- Are you okay?
Hey, did you see that shirt?
Look, you see?
You have you, right? </ P>
- Uh, no. </ P>
- Zach, I'm very glad to see you. </ P>
I've spent five last year drawing
all the pictures in our comic book.
Everything looks amazing.
You will like what I have done for it.
I can't wait to show it to you.
This will be amazing.
>
I am very happy we are back together.
I miss you.
What types of steroids do they give to people in Antarctica?
- Where did you go?
- Well, I talked to Dr. Clark this afternoon
and he said he would be able to > adjust to Zach.
- Good, that's good.
As long as he can keep away his hands from relatives,
he should be fine just
- Zach?
Zach!
- Hey dipshit, look.
Daddy is talking to you.
- Oh, um, sorry, friend.
I'm a bit out today.
What's wrong?
Oh, and how do you see Ben after all this time?
- That's just that, I don't know what will happens
works between the two of us again.
- Ew, gross, you sound like you two are making love.
- Marissa, they don't make love. </ P>
- They may. </ P>
- You aren't right Zach? </ P>
- No, that's not it. </ P>
> - Is he one of those who stabs Antarctica now? </ P>
- No, he is physically very different. </ P>
- What is he like small children titties
grow to be full of human breasts?
- No, it's like the opposite is actually true.
He is like , very interesting.
Really, really hot.
- Okay, yes, they are like really fucking.
- We are not damn men.
He grows like 10 feet and develops very large muscles.
He looks like Mark Ruffalo The hulk is screwing Thor
and then has a baby Small hulk and then
the baby messed up Edward Norton Hulk
and had his Hulk love child.
- Honey, you're handsome too.
- She's good okay.
He's like five, six peaks.
- Damn daddy.
You don't have the voice in this house anymore.
You and your mother divorced three years ago.
Move out.
- You moved it out.
- Why me moved?
I'm not the one who betrayed Mother.
- You cheated him twice.
- Shut your mouth, Gary.
You are a terrible stepfather.
- He is actually a very good stepfather.
- Guys, listen, alright. </ P>
I don't think you understand. </ P>
It's not me who decided with whom I'm friends,
that is universe.
That is the law of attraction.
Attractive people are interesting other interesting people.
So people interesting people have sex,
makes people more interesting which also only
This happens from year to year year, generation to generation,
until Kardashian is the last person left on Earth.
God, make love!
- Uh, honey, can you, < uh, uh, throw peas?
- Uh, uh, baby, can you pass,
Shut your mouth, Gary!
Is this your brother's picture?
raised you ?
- No.
- What if this one is here?
- No, but did you get it from Facebook? >
- Let's leave psychoanalysis to professionals,
Can we?
- Okay, so this is the agreement.
I want you maintain in rent five meters behind me.
Most people in this school don't even know we are in touch
and I want to stay like that.
Fuck me in my pajamas.
Who is that guy?
- I told you, it's Ben.
- Hey , new man.
- Oh my God.
He's like, very hot.
- Yes, he's quite handsome.
- Oh, God, no, he's like the coolest guy I've ever seen.
- How many people have you seen?
- He looks like Thor, but is as ambiguous as ethnicity.
- What?
George Foreman's grill and then eat the dick,
is covered in honey mustard.
You know?
- No.
- Oh man.
Like, his face like, created by
Voldemort's dark magic.
- This is a very specific reference .
>
- I want to sit on that magical face.
You know what I mean?
- Still not.
- I want revive Notebook unless we are naked
We will make it work.
I don't think it will succeed among you.
Hold on strong.
- Mother, open baggage, I have to get my lacrosse bag.
Mother, pop the luggage, I have to get my lacrosse bag.
Thank you.
Dear God.
- Ethan Fine to the nurse's office.
Your test results come in and rhymes with the flirpies.
Thank you.
- Uh oh.
- Hey, what's wrong with men?
What's wrong?
- Oh.
Okay, you're a little heavy.
Okay, okay, yes.
This is amazing.
Whoa, no, head over there.
p>
- Ben, listen, I think you are really great
I feel we've been separated and maybe that's
the best we continue.
- Who is Ben?
- He is my best friend, I told you.
- I thought I was your best friend.
- Dude, you are my best friend.
- Zach!
- But there.
- Ow, I'm a good luck charm.
- Zach, dude, I've been looking for you everywhere.
So, I started doing research
when I came home last night. </ P>
I found there was a contest Comic Con in Dover
for the best new original comics.
Anyone can send their items.
The finalists can go to Comic Con
and comic books they are rated by the only
Stan Lee.
Ow
- Are you okay?
- Dude, I've just been in a hurry.
- Ben, look.
I think you is a really great guy .
You have so many -
- Hey
You're just here right? </ p >
- Uh, all right, yes, no.
I'm not a new person.
Like, I often go here, but no, not here here.
Um, me, my school in Antarctica.
Dan Zach and I used to be friends both when we were young.
We still befriend well, but we went
to school when we were still small together.
- That's cool.
My friend Christian Peterson is holding an ABC party
pada hari Kamis, Anda benar-benar harus datang.
- Oh, alright, thank you, but uh,
Zach and I will work on our comic book
- Oh, okay, fine, I just < br /> will give you my number
and you can hit me if you decide to go.
Oh, and you can bring your friend too if You want.
- Dude, so, however, Stan Lee will choose
his favorite comic book -
Oh, and you can take it
Your friends too if you want.
- Ben, did you hear what did he say?
- Oh, yes, I know right.
We never go to the party.
- Ben, we have to go.
We talk Christian Peterson here.
Dude has three ways with new students
in college in high school.
- T & apos; extraordinary reeways.
I always want to have it.
- Duffy comes out of here.
- I prefer to work in our comic book.
- Look, Ben, you're hot now and when life gives you lemon,
you make lemonade.
- I don't know, Zach. </ P>
- Ben, think about that. </ P>
- Zach, I don't like that. </ P>
You know, partying, < br /> girls, lemonade.
And just what, we will only get drunk
with a group of people who don't
- Ben, with a great look, comes great responsibility. </ P>
I will do this comic book
dream about completing since we were kids.
- Ben.
- Well, I think it's only you and me, friend.
- Don't touch me Ron Weasley grease.
- Wait!
- Reverse.
- Exit here.
>
- Let's take a photo.
Do you like that?
Go check that.
- Let me see, let me see.
- Go check.
- Let's do it again.
Wait, come back.
- And once again, city Metro finds itself
in the hands of the evil one Professor Phantom.
- When all hope is gone, out of nowhere
the Amazing Duo comes /> to save the day.
- Oh, look who came to play.
Do you really think you two clowns can stop me ?
- Ben, are you there?
- Uh, just a minute.
- Uh, just one minute.
- Benjamin opened that damn door.
- Wait a minute.
- Are you, Did you masturbate here?
- Uh, yes, yes, that's what I did, Dad.
That's exactly what I did.
- Ben, sit down.
We need to talk.
Look, Ben you're a handsome child now.
You must come out in the real world.
Hell, when I'm your age, I'm with a new girl every week.
- Father.
- Listen, what I say is this high school.
Make this mean.
Don't sit with Zach all day playing with dolls.
Just throw away your time.
You heard me?
- Actually, Dad, everything is far different
between Zach and me now.
We will go home Christian Peterson
party on Thursday.
- lacrosse player?
- Yes - Wow.
Didn't he have three ways with some new students
when he was still in > high school?
- How do you know that?
- PTA meeting.
Good.
It's nice to see you get out of there,
put the name family well.
- Thank you daddy.
- Hey, uh,
I want you to have this.
Your grandfather gave this to me when I was your age
and his father gave it to him.
You shouldn't be right- right to use it.
It's been 80 years and is made of horsehair.
It's only for luck.
- Uh, thank you, Dad.
Hey, Zach, I changed my mind.
I entered
- Hello?
Ben? </ P>
- Hello? </ P>
- Ben, are you there? </ P>
- Hello? </ P>
- Hey Hello? </ P>
- Hey Hello? </ P> p>
- Zach.
- Ben?
- I'm m -
- Dude, I'm really glad you entered.
This is everything we dream of.
- I know, this must be fun.
- Dear God, we will go
to Christian parties, get girls.
Ben, if we do it well, we might do it
invited to the party Kimberly's birthday.
- Heck yes.
I'm glad I can spend more time with you.
we will need a snorkel.
Ben, we might enter fame.
- Wait, what is the kiosk?
Me, me do not understand.
Like, who is tracking all this?
- No one knows.
What we know is when a person /> man with a woman,
counting appears next to his name.
Look, you also come now.
You and me, we is the only person without a sign.
- High school is very strange.
- I'm sorry, Ethan Fine,
You don't have flirpies.
Thank you.
- Lord, the line in the urinal is so long
during lunch time.
- Oh , hey, nothing uses the middle one.
- Wait, Ben, what are you doing?
Ben, come back here.
- What are you doing bro?
- Um, I urinate.
- Bro, you tried see my cock?
- No.
- Bro, you tried looking at his cock?
- Ew, no, no. </ p >
- Why, what is wrong with my cock?
You think it's small because I urinate
in a short urinal?
- No, I think you have a great penis.
- Oh, so now you think she has a big penis?
- No, but you, you ask me. </ P>
- You try to give each of us
handwork while we urinate? </ P>
- How does that work?
- What?
Do you think I'm stupid?
- No, I think -
- Hey, you pee on my shoes.
- Excuse me, he doesn't know
the middle urinal rule.
- The man cursed me.
>
I can't believe he urinated on me.
- Shut your mouth, Ben.
- What just happened there?
- You shouldn't using the middle urinal.
- What is the reason?
- Why?
Because there are rules that high school doesn't say.
p>
That's one of them.
- There's more?
- Of course.
Juniors can't park in a lot of seniors
No one can ask Stoner
their post-secondary plan.
Everyone should like attractive pro girl pic.
- Oh, God, we have a lot of work to do before this party.
- Oh, boy.
That is a show <br Very strong.
How do you two like starring in this fall
rendition of the Sound of -
- What?
- The composition of the Sound of Music, which I directed
myself because, unfortunately, Mr. Trainor died,
that had absolutely nothing to do with me. </ P>
- Mr. P, I can't hear you. </ P>
- Great, have some acoustic problems that must be faced here.
Okay, I say, how do you want to -
- Okay, first of all,
p>
You need to update your wardrobe.
Come to the men's section.
- How is that, is there a skirt there?
- This is 2017, guys.
- Soup bro? </ P>
- Okay now Ben, the park is a good place
to learn to talk to girls. </ P>
Look, there are some jog now.
Look at the sweat of their breasts.
Now, remember Ben, this is important
to keep yourself well cared for. p>
- Oh, my god damn.
Catalyst, we will need sheep scissors.
- He looks like girl from the ring.
- Now, do you want to have sex with this woman?
- Is that my grandmother?
- What if now?
>
- Who is that?
- What's wrong with you?
- Is this called again?
- Jeggings.
Jean legging, now is very good friend.
- I feel like I'm wearing girls' pants.
- Yo, oh, whoa, excuse me.
Girls pants?
p>
What is this, 2010?
How dare you try impose an artificial
gender binary that was built by the community.
- Oh my God. </ P>
Wow, this is crazy to see you again. </ P>
Looks like we are following you. </ P>
No, I'm not, I'm not ,
us, I'm not saying we are following you
I, that, seems like we are following you.
- If you can be any animal, are you going to fuck your sister.
- We're not like a killer or anything.
I can't hurt a fly.
That's not true.
I'm right really killed my neighbor's dog once
but i like five years.
I read it on my bike.
I don't like driving in < br /> drunkenness or whatever.
They got new puppies and that was the sweet Maltese method
than the first Maltese, so , actually, it works.
in the world without people like you, okay?
I happen to think that diversity must be celebrated
Don't choke, you're a damn Jew.
- Officer, I don't understand the misunderstanding.
Intinya adalah saya mengatakan kami tidak menguntit mereka
and looks exactly like us.
- Oh hey there friends.
- Duffy, what are you doing here?
- I get a couple for a party.
- You don't go to a party
You are a damn diabetes leprechaun.
- Yes, I try and stop me. </ P>
- You don't go. </ P>
- Damn you. </ P>
- Fancy shoes, White jeans are torn,
have used condoms. </ P>
- Be careful, baby. </ P> >
- Mother is fine.
- Make sure you go home midnight.
- Okay, I'll do it.
- And don't be stabbed by one of the AIDS needles
I keep reading about at the parties. </ P>
- It's not real. </ P>
- School is much more fun now.
- When did you move?
- When did you, close your mouth, Gary! </ p >
- How do I look?
- Perfect.
Like Frankenstein is sexy.
- Get your ass there, man.
It's crazy there.
- Damn, Christian is very wasted.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Where do you think Will you leave? </ P>
- Only in your party? </ P>
- Who do you know here? </ P>
- Uh, Jessica. </ P>
> - Uh, yes, Jessica Walters. </ P>
- Damn, man. </ P>
Jessica's dope as a fuck. </ P>
- Yes, damn it, man
- I want you bastard at my party now.
- Sick dude.
- Wait what? - What?
- Yes, go to the bar and take a few shots.
- Oh yeah.
Of course.
- We will play some pong, grinding some prostitutes,
maybe the same, maybe different, but who cares.
- Yes, who cares?
- But leave my terrace before I tap
the two of you come out.
- Uh, wait, what?
- Let's look for girls who are pregnant tonight. </ P>
- I don't want to get a girl who is pregnant tonight. </ P>
- Dude, I bombed
> SATS last week. </ P>
I don't know if I will go to college. </ P>
- Yes, SAT is very difficult. </ P>
- They, they are not important.
Honestly, ACT is where it is now.
- What?
What does that mean?
You don't know how to spell oranges?
- Look at my eyes.
Look at me.
I want you both to be the best man in my marriage.
Leave.
- Okay, good luck at ACT .
- Damn. - Stop it.
- Damn, damn it.
- What's wrong?
- Kill a dog, huh. - Good. </ P>
- I'm glad you got rid of that nerd. </ P>
- Of course. </ P>
- Those people, they are not like us. </ P>
Losers. </ P>
- Damn huh, man. </ P>
Get there. p>
- Fuck.
- Damn.
- Tits. - Boobs.
- All right, text Jessica and
/> tell him to come out.
- What?
How did you tell him that we were coming?
- Personally, like with my mouth.
- Mouth? </ P>
- That's all. </ P>
I have to suck Christian dick. </ P>
- What? </ P>
- I will suck his cock.
This is the only chance we are to gain fame.
- Zach, he doesn't even want that.
- Why?
Why doesn't he want that?
Is it because I'm ugly?
- No, Zach, I didn't say -
p>
- Is it because my nipples are weird?
- No, Zach, your nipples are fine.
- Is it because /> my nipples are too small?
- No, they're really good size.
- Why do men even have nipples?
- You know, I'm really kidding
all the things that suck dick.
Excuse me, friends. </ P>
- Excuse me, friends. </ P>
I'm sorry, forgive me. </ P>
- Move. </ P>
You step on my big toe. </ P>
Stop pushing me. </ P>
Dude, chill. </ P>
- Sorry. </ P>
- Damn. </ P>
Gosh, man, this is amazing.
- Do you think there are toilet paper
left in the bathroom?
- Wow.
- Why is everyone hugging each other?
- This is called grinding and that is literally
the best discovery ever.
- What?
- Just think about it, right?
No girl will say yes if a man has just approached him
and like oh, can I rub my closed crotch
the whole ass closed you until I cum a little?
With grinding, now under the roof dancing.
This is truly a great achievement in time puberty.
- High school is very strange.
- Kimberly Somers.
Dude, let's dance.
- Why don't we wait here for a moment, huh?
Ease of it.
- Bosoms. - Zach.
- Excuse me, please forgive < br /> me, come through.
- Ben!
Oh my God.
You look good.
- Hey, Jessica .
- Hold me.
- How are you?
- Ben, what are you wearing?
- Uh, clothes?
- Ben, I told you this is an ABC party.
- What is it?
- Anything except clothes.
- Oh.
- Here, come with me.
- Uh, Zach.
- Come on. </ p >
- Once I was very drunk, I accidentally
sent tit images to my mother.
- That's nothing.
Once, I was so drunk I sent a pic of dick to my child.
Oh, he blocked me.
- Dude, my parents actually not dead.
- Really?
- Once I was very drunk, I had a vasectomy.
I am not infertile.
The strange thing is my wife has three daughters after that.
Saying it is God's action.
You know, I have apps on my phone,
I can change your values.
- Congratulations everyone.
Come and get brownies your fresh roast.
Made by you really, chef Boyarweed.
- Jess Soup?
- Roger soup? </ P>
I tried to loosen it. </ P>
- Good, Ben. </ P>
Dude, sore ankles. </ P>
- I know? </ P>
- You have to work hard. </ P>
- Uh, yes, thank you. </ P>
- What can I get big men? </ P> >
- Uh, all right, uh.
Oh, you have mushrooms.
Do you make protein shakes?
- Yes, make shots < brroom> shroom all day.
Do you want to?
- Uh, yeah, uh, I mean, of course.
Uh, mushrooms like my favorite vegetables.
Um, do you have asparagus which can be put in there too?
Um. </ p >
- You are so funny.
- Dude, you...
Asparagus.
- Like, where did you get this?
- Asparagus.
- It's like -
- Who eats that?
- Hey, where are you from?
- Um, I just moved from Antarctica.
- Dude, like, like Frozen.
- Dear God.
>
- I like that movie.
- Oh my God.
- It's cool how he chooses good people.
In the end, stay misogynistic. </ P>
It's progressive like making love. </ P>
- Really. </ P>
- Uh yeah, uh who is Molly?
- Dear God.
I can't even deal with you.
Don't even look at me, but look at me.
- Once, I was so drunk I walked on my wife
with my three best friends.
She , he will be airtight.
Yes, there are only a lot of places trading and high-fiving.
- Is he cute?
- Ew, no.
- Sorry, we have to go to the bathroom.
- Oh, alright, cool.
I like your trash bag.
Alright, lots of fish in the sea to be ground.
Hey.
- Bathroom.
- Twerk on you later.
- How are you doing?
- I have to go to the bathroom.
- What is this?
Why should every girl go to the bathroom?
- You are bad.
Take it.
- Not cool, you are kicked out .
- What?
- I'm just kidding.
For that?
Who will expel you for winning game?
You were kicked out.
Expelled.
Who do you think you are?
Damn damn it.
You disappeared. </ P>
You made me bro? </ P>
Exit. </ P>
- Sorry. </ P>
- Who wants to make a shot? </ P>
p>
- Damn, this guy just stunned
15 consecutive small room shots.
- Ben, you are an animal.
I have never seeing people take more than like,
- No, a little vegetable doesn't ever hurt anyone.
- Data is correct.
But seriously, you might die tonight .
I mean, you like a quarter of an ounce of shrooms
and if that doesn't kill you, Molly will definitely.
- Ben , follow me.
I want to show you something.
- I'm really the murderer.
- But seriously, who is Molly ?
Is that a baby?
- Look at the people who are fighting.
- Much better than potato farming.
The best year abroad.
In the sweet name Bono.
- This party sucks.
- Yes, it's very bad .
just to see my girlfriend drunk and fainted.
Sucking relationship.
Are you in one?
- No, actually.
My last girlfriend was in fourth grade.
She wasn't in fourth grade .
Well, he's in fourth grade but we are both in fourth position
class because we're children fourth grade finished.
Um, a bad introduction. </ P>
I am Zach Fox. </ P>
- Lisa. </ P>
- Attention. </ P>
- Oh shit, almost < br> touch your face.
- What has been done?
- That leg...
Is he blind?
- Get there. </ P>
- Oh wow, this feels amazing. </ P>
It's weird because you really bite me now. </ P>
Times This, I was bitten by dogs in third grade.
- Huh? - And I have to be sewn.
This really sucked.
Does this feel good to you too?
Like, do you feel good now?
- Shhh.
Just relax, Ben. </ P>
- Daddy. </ P>
- Shh, Ben, relax kid. </ P>
You better get a girl like your old man </ p >
or you will return to Antarctica.
- Ben!
Where did you go?
- Oh my God, is that < really it's 13 inches?
- Well, uh, 13 erections.
Flacid is just like, I don't know, 10 half.
- Well, I mean, I think it's proportional
for someone who is six four and black.
- Well, I'm like that
- Hey, do you want to get a room and go have fun?
- Uh, yes, it will be amazing.
- I can't wait to feel every inch of your body.
- Wait, feel?
Oh, damn it.
- Excuse me. </ P>
Sorry. </ P>
- This is a man, who took 15 small room shots. </ P>
- No no No. </ P>
- Ben.
- Guys, please, this is is vegetables.
- Ben, Ben.
- This is a man- male mushroom, it's just mushrooms.
Please stop.
- Ben, what is this?
I think I'm in love with you.
- What is this, Ben?
- Zach.
- Why are you drawing my penis is so small?
- I don't know what you're talking about. </ P>
- Yes Ben, why did you draw his cock was so small? </ P>
- Why did you draw > my cock is very small?
- Why did you draw very small cock?
- I didn't draw it small.
>
- Why did you draw very small cock.
- Please wait.
I did, I drew it small.
I want my bones get bigger.
- I'm sorry, don't ignore me.
Look, alright, alright.
That's fine , it's fine.
You can do this Duffy.
Alright, okay.
I have to participate in this is to be counted.
- What are you doing?
- Eh, has three ways?
- Ugh, whatever.
- Really important.
- Yes, yes, yes, I think he just went to the closet
with that guy some minutes ago.
- What are you serious?
- This is the hardest penis I've ever felt.
- Well that's my penis done -
- What- what is this?
- Zach gets broomwork.
- Are you serious?
Are you kidding me?
- Are you, are you cum? </ P>
- Christian, I'm sorry, I just tried to adjust. </ P>
- I will kick her ass. </ P> >
- Professor Phantom.
Oh no, Zach.
- You think you can mess up someone's boyfriend
- Honestly, technically, I didn't touch it.
- Destroy him.
- Christian, baby, are you having fun?
- Mother, come back to and watch CSI: Miami.
- Susan
- Hi.
- I connected with him last year
- I'm a brother Christian, that's my mother.
- Then you understand. </ P>
- I will screw you up. </ P>
- Think about that, why did you think nobody ever
Because he didn't wearing pants.
- No, what is this?
- Damn.
That thing is half tip, half rod
- Dude, why did you stop?
- Hit him on the dick.
- But friend, it's kind of gay.
His men like hang there. </ P>
- Yes, it will be very strange if you just like it,
- I won't hit him on the dick.
- Damn, it works.
Yes, you want some this Christian?
p>
Yes, you want this?
- All right, everything is silent.
Damn this, you're dead.
- Damn. - Hey
Professor Phantom. </ P>
- Gosh. </ P>
- That girl beat them up. </ P>
I am very glad I /> get education.
- What is this?
- Ben.
- Father, Father, sorry.
- You bastards will pay for this. </ P>
- Father, I'm sorry. </ P>
- Lap. </ P>
- Our lives are over. </ P>
- Our lives are over. </ P> p>
don't ever follow my hopes and dreams, it's not that anything
is wrong with being a coal miner.
This is not the life I For myself,
but now, there is no that is important because
of the damn party.
- How much fun party That was last night, friend?
- Duffy, you didn't be at the party.
In fact, I was already on my way.
- Duffy, you don't have three ways.
- Well, if I don't have the method t & apos; ree,
then how do I know that they have a nipple ring?
- What?
- Yes, nipple ring.
I even cut my finger on them.
>
Look, look at the bandaid.
I'm there.
- Fine, but I'll prove it to you someday.
Prove that.
Prove it
- Damn bastard.
- Help me.
- You know, maybe I should save my virginity until I get married.
I'll save it for that special woman, you know.
Look at Madison Kim, chairman class, farewell speech.
This will be like a relationship with Hillary Clinton,
was very successful.
Will they come now?
Oh my God, they really came .
- Hi friends.
- Hey, Ben.
- Hey
- It's been a long time, Zach.
p>
- Really?
Yes, you want me to choose for your class leader?
You have to get it if you
want me to enter my voice into your dirty box.
Yes.
- Anyway, it's crazy enough what are you doing
at the party that night.
- Well.
- Yes, you know how have fun.
- Yes, we like partying, right?
Don't destroy this.
We are also really cold.
Um, like, we like it only sit and talk about </ p >
our feelings at the end, end of the day too.
- So um, my parents will leave the house
all night if you want , we think that will happen
- Um, yes, we will -
- Of course. - Yes, we want to learn.
Yes, we, we always > learn together.
- Right, all the time.
- We love knowledge.
- Great, so what if you come at seven ?
I live at home right next to Wawa,
so you can't miss it.
- Cool, perfect, See you later.
- Good. - Goodbye.
- See you later.
Dude, is that really > just happened?
Did it really happen?
Did it really just happen?
Oh my God.
Dude, man, unlucky marriage.
Fuck the marriage.
Dude, we're getting pussy.
We will get *** tonight.
We will get her pussy tonight.
Oh my God, we got your tonight.
You and I are increasingly daddy tonight.
- Hey Ben.
- Jessica.
- Oh, Wow, I'm so sorry about last night. </ P>
- I know? </ P>
Very nice. </ P>
We have to really hanging out again.
Who do you want to prom with?
I mean like, I don't say like,
you have to go to the prom with me.
You really don't need asking me to prom.
It's like, it's not a big deal, but like if you really want it
I wear purple like, I really feel that way
we have to be like a plan ahead.
- Isn't prom next year?
- Shut up.
Be like, if anything you want to ask me,
I don't say there should be the question you asked me
like, if anything, I like saying it like,
I listen.
- Um. - Damn ask him.
- Does your face hurt?
- It's like , a fun party.
Like, really fun and honestly, it's really
better with prom.
Like, don't worry about that.
It's like, I mean, to be honest, even if it's not
better with prom, like, I run for prom queen
and like, I can really get a voice of sympathy with this
but like, frankly, I just need to be like that
a king on my side, you know what I mean?
- Will you uh,
would you go to the prom with me?
- Oh my God.
Yes, I mean like, I mean like, I think I'll go.
Like, if you go, I might as well go.
Oh my God.
My mother will be like, like, you know
came around 6:30 and < br /> like we have
limo and like -
- You mean like 6:30 next year?
- Yes, Zach.
>
Like, I just thought that was really good to prepare.
There, just rub it there.
That's perfect, just the tip, there we go.
- Hi, Mr. Diaz.
- Sergeant Diaz.
- Right, I will do it correctly these days.
I am here to pick up Ben for our date.
- Ben!
Zach is here and you get a letter.
- I'll go down in a minute.
- So um, how is Antarctica? </ P>
- Cold. </ P>
Barren. </ P>
- And that Miss? </ P>
I mean, I know him go to you when Ben is a baby
but like, is he coming back soon?
So, are you thinking about returning on the dating market?
You have to try it.
There are many applications that are very neat on your mobile
which makes it very easy.
- What is an application?
- You don't know what an application is?
- So there is one application > a very cool date.
Uh, and it's like you swipe and then like,
You order a woman.
- Like prostitution?
- No, it's not like prostitution because like,
they have to approve and you have to swipe right
and approval , You both have to...
Now I think, it's a bit like prostitution. </ P>
- Benjamin! </ P>
- Yes, Ben, come down
Benjamin.
- I'm ready.
- Dude, you look amazing.
- Thank you, Zach.
- You use jeggings I buy you.
- Of course I want, friend.
- Jesus made love to Christ.
- Yo, give me the key.
- Hey, Zach, so I got this letter in the letter today.
- Does the letter have the vagina inside?
- No.
- Did you issue a letter from the vagina?
- No.
- Ben, okay, then who cares?
- Okay, okay, but why did we leave this morning?
We don't even need to Madison
for three more hours.
- Well, I think you can use a little more practice
talk to single women.
- Where will you find single women
at four in the afternoon?
- Oh my God, this place is amazing. </ P>
This is the type of thing that needs to happen
at a career exhibition, you know?
Like, the world has had enough surgeons.
Dude, you think I should talk to the cashier about
getting a summer internship?
- What? No.
- Yes, you're right, I don't qualify for that. </ P>
Dude, stop eating the chicken. </ P>
Maybe you have , chlamydia.
do not accept any major credit cards, check the cashier.
- God, dude, the girl's breasts.
They are very fake, huh?
Like, they can block bullets.
Alright, follow my instructions.
- Hi.
- You're right really good at dancing.
- with poles and everything.
You look like a firefighter.
- Yes
- Yes, have you ever, ever you fought a fight or -
- No. - Cool.
Okay, um </ p >
Can I get four people back.
It's like a sexy ATM.
Okay, this is enough for dancing laps for my friends?
- Four dollars? </ P>
You're kidding right? </ P>
- No, is that too much? </ P>
- I'll do it. </ P>
- So my friend is rather awkward when it comes to
talking to girls so just give all the advice you have. </ P>
He used to be very fat when he was little.
- Zach.
- A little fat, but really fat.
- Advice, huh?
> Well the most important thing is always sensitive. </ P>
All these slippery objects feel hot for a moment
but girls really only want to know that they can feel
comfortable around you.
- Really?
- Yes, it's important to relate
to your feminine side. </ P>
Ask about what day is, what her hopes and dreams are. </ P>
- Um, I never thought about that before.
What is your name?
- Candy, Candy Goldberg.
- Goldberg?
(Wouldn't it be nice by the Beach Boys)
- Hey Ben. </ P>
- Jessica, what are you doing here? </ P>
- Nothing, just pacing around the neighborhood. </ P>
I see you get a dance lap of the stripper. </ P>
- Uh. </ P>
- Looks nice. </ P>
Saya tidak peduli dengan cara itu.
I am a girlfriend who is cool, I believe in you.
By the way, what tie did you use for prom?
We have to match
- Candy, I know this might sound a little crazy but,
I think I'm in love with you.
Um, can I get your number?
- Yes, of course.
You know, when I didn't disarm, I was also a companion.
- Escort to my heart.
- Here you go.
- Mother, Colt won't share the toy.
- Is that your child?
Hi friend, I will be your new father.
My speckle.
- Billy, get your ass back in the playroom.
Maria! </ P>
Ven aqui. </ P>
- Saya minta maaf, saya sangat menyesal senor.
- Guys, I'm very sorry about that little inconvenience.
- Mommy!
- That said, I hope your time is here
p>
at Pleasure Palace has been fun.
Stay as long as you want.
Go to the gift shop, get a t-shirt,
Only 15 percent discount today.
Whatever you need, seriously, let me know.
Good?
I am the manager here, okay? </ P>
This is my card. </ P>
I will be happy heart guarding you. </ P>
- Father, Billy wants me -
- Colt, I said back to the playroom.
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
Come on guys, you think I will shoot children?
- Sal, do you see that?
These people think I'm going to shoot a small child.
- Guys, the implant blocks bullets
This is the magic of the strip club.
- Whoa, are you kidding me?
It's very close.
Sal, did you see -
- What is this?
What is this?
Pretty neat they gave We're free t-shirts, huh?
- Are you kidding me?
Our people are currently included in stripped blood, Zach. </ p >
- Geez, I just say no every day
You get a free shirt.
- Come on, come on, I have to urinate big.
- Dude, I said don't eat buffet.
Alright, just wait until you really
related to Becky.
- Why?
- Ben, girls really can kiss pheromones from your dirt.
- What ?
Where did you hear that?
- I don't know, like GQ or Nat Geo or Ellen -
- Hi friends friend.
Oh, you are suitable.
Becky, they are suitable.
- Um, how was your day?
- Um, that , that's great.
Uh, what about you?
- It's OK.
- Good.
- And what your hopes and dreams?
- Um.
I am just -
Dear God.
I am very, very sorry.
p>
I don't intend to do that.
- No, no.
- It's not like big -
- I will get you cleaned up.
- Dude, Ben, he will suck my dick, friend.
- What?
- Dude.
It's like a dream come true.
That is everything we want.
- I think we came here to study. </ P>
- Shut your mouth. </ P>
Ben. </ P>
Ben, Ben. </ P>
Dude, I will finger him.
You think he will let me have his finger?
How many fingers do I use?
- I don't know. </ P>
- How many fingers do I use? </ P>
- I don't know. - Like one? </ P>
- I , Zach, I don't know. </ P>
- No, it's not, it's too small, right? </ P>
- What about four? - Four fingers?
whole fist? I can't curse him right?
Too much on first date, right?
What if it's like, < like that too much?
No, because it's uneven?
Arrival.
- Remove your pants.
- Okay, oh, wow. </ P>
Cool, very fun. </ P>
- Everyone likes this. </ P>
- It's nice to be happy. </ P>
It's like the most most enjoyable learning session ever. </ P>
- I can't believe I'm your pants wet. </ P>
I like, very sorry. </ P>
- Honestly, that's fine.
They are like, they are too dry before.
- Speaking of which, I told Ben all morning like that
ini terlalu kering.
- So, um, I will throw it in the dryer.
And um, you uh, it's better ready when I come back.
- You should be ready when you come back. </ P>
- I am like, ready. </ P>
- I will be the most ready. </ P>
- Very ready
- I'll prepare you all night.
- Yes, it's very sexy when you're ready.
Goodbye, um , see you later.
- Get messed up.
I'm sorry, I don't intend to yell at you.
I don't mean, I don't intends to yell at you.
It's like, this is a very important moment
for both of us and I no, I want to give You
kehidupan yang layak kamu dapatkan.
I don't want all of your life in my hands.
Will you get chaos?
- Are you okay?
p>
- Yes, I'm fine.
Eh, do you know where is the bathroom?
- Yes, at the end of the hall.
- Thank you very much.
- Hey
- Hey, look what I brought.
- So you will be seen <
- No, it's ridiculous, this is for you.
- What?
- Why hello there. p>
- What, what, what are you doing here?
- Looks like someone wants to get out of it.
- Whoa, what?
- A blumpkin for my pumpkin.
- I haven't showered in two weeks.
- It's dirty.
- I know that.
- Me, no, no, no, I don't intend like that by sexual means.
Like, it's dirty, like you need to take a shower.
- I will eat dick that.
- Wait, wait, wait, if you are hungry,
we can only order take.
Why is this, I feel very strange.
- Zach, are you ready?
- I don't want to come out.
- Come on Zach, this will be very fun.
You look very pretty.
- Really?
- Yes, I just want to, roll up you become a small ball
and only eat you now.
- This little thing?
- Come on.
- I will pick you up.
- Please stop.
- Why did you run?
- Please stop.
- I will pick you up.
- Please beg. </ P>
- I have fun with you. </ P>
Don't you have fun? </ P>
- Uh, no. </ P>
- Trying hard to get, huh? </ P>
- Uh. </ P>
- I will pick you up. </ P>
I like this position. </ P>
Look at you, you are very strong. </ P>
Like Donkey Kong. </ P>
Let me hear your Donkey Kong. </ P>
- Is this normal? </ P>
> - You like that? - No.
- Hey, Madison? </ P>
What, what are you doing ? </ P>
- Um, I'll go to second base. </ P>
- Um, shouldn't it be I take your breasts? </ P>
- Zach, um, just relax.
- Okay, yes.
- Do you know what will be really hot?
- What?
- Is it exactly , really changed me?
- What is it?
- If you slip between your legs.
- What ?
- If you slip between your legs.
- What?
What?
What is that?
What?
Madison, what happened here?
This has become weird sesh.
You are weird now. p>
- Why did you say that word?
Weird? - Said it.
- Strange.
- Stop it, it strange word.
- Strange.
- You didn't say it correctly.
- Strange?
- It feels weird. - Strange. </ P>
- Ya Tuhan, aku tidak bisa melakukan ini.
- What, what can't you do?
- I mean-- - What?
- I'm not, I'm gay, Zach. </ p >
- You're gay?
- Well, I mean, I think so.
I'm not positive until now but -
- What, do you mean you're gay? </ P>
- Well, I always think that, like, I might be gay
but I've never been together a girl before
and then I saw you take off your pants at a Christian party.
- It's cold.
- I just thought that You will be a good person
middle way lesbian. </ P>
I mean, you really have tight legs
and a bloated belly like a baby and Wanda Sykes's haircut.
So, what am I some, a damn experiment?
- Well, this is high school, right?
I mean, like, aren't we should have experimented?
- You are my object like, like an object.
- Honestly, it's not good to treat men this way, Madison.
We have been through a long way since, you know,
we have been through a long journey since,
we have been on a long journey.
- Zach.
- You ready for this?
- No no No.
- You have seen Dirty Dancing?
- No.
- Catch me Ben. </ P>
- Becky, no! </ P>
- Madison, we are at home. </ P>
- That's it, Madison. </ P>
I get out of here.
You are the same as every other girl.
I sell this dress on Ebay.
- Wait, I'm very, so...
Daddy.
- Sir, ma & apos; am.
- Call me, Ben.
- Zach.
- No, Madison, not now.
- Please, wait a minute.
Please, I'm very sorry.
I know what I'm doing, it's wrong.
I'm just, I'm confused for one minute.
- Madison, this is < >> my chance to finally
get with a girl, so much is asked?
- Why is there dirt on my towel?
- Zach, I promise, I will make this for you
and I will fix it, okay?
Being a class leader comes with lots of influence.
- I hate this damn car, Ben.
Why doesn't your father get a better car?
Blue ball, blue ball, blue ball.
Dude, my ball looks like they will
audition for Blue Man Group.
I need some sister Panga porn ASAP. </ P>
Ah, man. </ P>
Awww, Ben, look at these tentacles, guys. </ P>
Ben?
Ben, what are you doing there?
- Only, just masturbating, Zach.
- Okay, alright, Come here dude.
- I just need a little time alone now, okay?
Damn like that, you know, like sometimes
they will try to like, use your feminine features and like,
a small dick to find out you like, sexual orientation, </ p >
but like, don't worry about that, mate.
Like, damn shit happens to humans.
- What makes you so sure?
- I don't know, bro, I only know.
- You know what, Zach, since I returned,
you haven't been right about anything.
Everything you've done is chasing the girls
and you have dragged me around so you can do it
and it hasn't even worked.
You want to do This, Ben, is the same as I did.
- No, I don't, I say that I am not.
But then my father entered my room and told me
about how many girls he had he had in high school
and he gave me this horse condom.
- Horse condoms?
- You know we entered to Comic Con, right?
Oh, wait, you won't know anything about it
because anything without the vagina isn't worth
raising you, is that Zach?
- What?
- Congratulations, guys.
- What?
We wrote this thing when we made love 12.
- Damn you, Zach.
This is important to me.
You have changed, man.
- Yes, of course Ben. I grew up.
What, you think you will come back
You left me and you promised to call every day
and you didn't even call once.
Do you know how it feels navigate high school
all by yourself?
What are you?
You know why I am so concerned about getting in the kiosk?
Because I succeeded.
- The first day of the Freshman year, I sat in the room That damn shower
and carve every name onto the wall, promise yourself
that when I became a Senior, I would have more calculations
next to anyone, but what do you know?
Kiosk is a legend and I'm not.
Damn you, fuck your letter , and fuck with Stan Lee.
- I'm done, Zach.
I'm done with this.
You can go looking < br /> women themselves.
I will make love to the next girl I see.
- Mom!
- Marty! </ p >
- Gary!
- Release me.
- Shut up.
- Why did you do this to me, friend?
- Honestly, mother and father I divorced last month
and I have taken it to everyone who is wrong.
- My father and mother divorced too.
- Come here, friend.
- Very inspired.
I hope my parents get divorced.
- Hey, Zach.
- Hey
- Hey, Zach.
>
- Hey
- Soup, Zach?
- What's up, friends?
- Now, that is someone who is ready to lead my cast
The Sound of Music.
Wow, you can be a Nazi.
- I heard he has a very large penis.
- I heard he has two girls.
- What?
- I heard he's great in bed.
he shouted during The Notebook.
- I heard Deputy Principal
gave him useful, very hot.
- Madison, what happened?
- You have to go check the bathroom.
- Hey, don't run in the hall.
- Sorry Mr. Pomenteer.
p>
Damn.
I made it in a shop.
- Yes, Zach, you succeeded.
You lost your virginity before pass.
- Well, I don't think that is the premise.
- That's the kind.
I mean, you don't find > back wheel or whatever.
- Fair enough.
- I just thought.
- Hey, Zach.
- Hey
Hey, uh, Kimberly. </ P>
lately, as you know, and like everyone else on
The whole world knows my birthday party is Saturday.
So yes or no?
- Um, yes, yes.
- You can come to the party my birthday this Saturday?
- Oh, oh yeah, um, sure, yes. </ P>
- Good. </ P>
- Yes, I'm happy. </ P>
I'll, uh, I'll get there early.
- Oh, you can come when you start.
- I'll see you.
See you later, Kimberly.
Damn.
- Hey, Zach.
- Hey, Zach, look cute.
- Lisa, look, Zach is here.
- Zach Fox?
Where?
Zach?
- No , she's like this dear.
- Woman soup?
- Get in the pool Dude. - Hey, Zach.
- Yo, it's Zach Fox.
- Benjamin Diaz. </ P>
- Welcome to Comic Con. </ P>
- I finally made it from dud to the stud. </ P>
It's strange this is the first time I tell?
Normally you will open with narratives but
this story becomes with two children masturbating
so I think it might be weird.
Also, is the opening too much?
Anyway, back to the party.
Do you have fun happy at my party?
- Um, yes, yes.
- Want to come to help I open my prize?
- Sure Yeah, yeah, that's great.
- Meet me upstairs in my room in five minutes.
- Fine.
- Marissa.
- What are you doing here, Zach?
- Partying with all my new friends.
- On Where is Ben?
- Ben, Ben Diaz?
Oh, he's in Comic Con or whatever.
- Okay, fine, just because you were at a party
with these people didn't make them your friends.
I partyed with them all the time and I didn't think
I like one of them.
- Marissa, hi, long time no see.
- Oh, hey, Cathy.
- How is your mother? </ P>
How are your father? </ P>
I will go to the bathroom. </ P>
- Okay, like the fanny package. </ P>
How do you match all your coke there?
You have real friends.
Someone who will spend five years to make it
a comic about you two.
- What?
- Dear God.
Don't lose your friend again.
- What do you know, Marissa?
And Dr. Clark said I had to talk to you . </ P>
- Hey
What made you so long? </ P>
I need help opening all my prize.
- Luckily for you, I usually wrap gifts at Toys R & apos; Us.
- Good.
- Here, I will open the first one.
- Wow.
- But when all hopes seem lost,
is amazing?
Comes with Amazing Duo to save the day.
Duo?
Old friends.
Stop.
- Apa, apa yang salah?
- What's wrong?
What's wrong?
Kimberly, we don't know anything about each other.
I mean, I want to relate with you all my life
because you have a breast sized incredible planet, giant. </ P>
And now suddenly, you < br /> want to get in touch with me
because of what, I was in stalls of fame or
someone told you I have a big penis?
You know what, Kimberly, I don't have a big penis. </ P>
It's normal at best. </ P>
I mean, it's not small, but it's definitely flat flat
for my age, weight, and size.
It's not about size dogs in battle,
it's about size fight in the dog.
Mark Twain.
I mean, what do you want big chickens to stay, Kimberly?
That can damage your vagina.
You only get one vagina.
>
Right?
Girls only have one vagina?
- Yes
- Others for menstruation?
It's like period hole?
- No, everything is one.
- I don't pay attention to during sex.
Goodbye, Kimberly's breasts.
I have to go.
- Where are you going?
- Comic Con.
Hey, um, I'm almost forgot to ask you.
How was your day?
- It's okay, I guess.
- And uh, what are the hopes of and your dreams?
- I really want to be pediatric oncologist.
- Child oncology.
Well, um, see you later later Kimberly.
- No one has ever asked that before me.
- Catch him, Zachary.
Make us proud.
- I will.
- Sergeant Diaz!
Sergeant Diaz!
Hi, Sergeant Diaz. </ P>
I told you that I will do correctly these days. </ P>
- Zach, what are you doing here? </ P >
- I was on the road at Kimberley Somer's party
and I was so close that finally touched her breasts
but all the time I was /> will touch them,
all I can think of is your son.
- Oh my God.
- Look, me, I know you don't likes me and you never
want me to be friends with Ben,
but now, he is the only thing in my life
that is really important and I have all he has.
He is at Comic Con will experience the most important things
during his life and he needs me there
and I'm too drunk to drive myself.
What are you saying?
Wait, Mr. Diaz, don't go.
- I didn't take you back.
- You watched the match Great night?
- Which one?
- Just like, one of them?
Thank you, Mr. Diaz.
p>
Um, hi, sir.
Um, I know it's not cold to cut the line
The Stan Lee competition and I must be immediately go in there.
but I really left my wallet at home.
- You tried to fuck my mother?
- Excuse me?
- I said you tried to take the dick of the little ass
and put it on my mother's coochie?
- No.
You must be a real mother fucker < br /> to think that you can
come here, cut in front of this whole line,
and tell me that you forgot your ID.
This is not a convention automatic exhibition.
It's Comic Con, bitch.
- Listen, sir, I just need you to find it
in your heart to understand.
I'm just a man standing in front of another man,
trying to tell the man who < > it's different that he is my best friend.
So what are you saying?
- I didn't realize it was like that.
Or maybe I should kick your ass.
- That's how you fight someone
without whipping your cock.
- But Mr. Diaz, how can you -
- PTA.
- Thank you Mr. Diaz, I owe you.
- Go.
- Okay, I'm not too fast.
- Drink?
- Eh , why not?
- I put some Molly in it.
- Who is Molly?
- Ben.
Ben! < /p>
Ben.
Ben, where are you?
Benjamin, that's Zach.
Ben.
Excuse me, Have you seen my friend Ben?
Who is Ben?
- Sorry.
Ben.
- What , what are you doing here?
- I left Kimberly's party to come here for you.
For us.
- You're late, the competition is over. </ p >
We don't win.
- Wait.
Ben, do you mean we don't win?
- We lost, Zach, Stan Lee didn't choose our comic book. </ P>
- Wait wait. </ P>
- Wait, where are you going? </ P>
- To find Stan Lee.
Are you coming?
Stan Lee!
- Excuse me.
- Stan! - Stan Lee!
- Did anyone of you see Stan Lee?
Does anyone have anyone < br /> here see Stan Lee?
He must be somewhere.
Stan Lee!
Are you Jared Leto Joker?
Why did you choose that?
That is the worst Joker.
- Stan Lee!
Stan Lee!
Stan Lee.
- Zach.
We just have to give up.
- Ben, I'm sorry.
- Whatever, man.
- No, that's not what -What.
I have been a terrible friend of to you
but when you leave, friend, I don't know
how to survive and then when you come back,
I'm so busy trying to become a girl and become
popular that I forget what is actually important.
- Well, that's not all your mistake Zach.
I mean, when I come back, I think of everything
will just the same.
I have not considered what you have been all these years.
- Dude, I'm screwed.
- No, Zach, I'm messed up.
- No, Ben, really, I'm the one who messed up.
- No, I'm the one who messed up.
>
- Dude, I'm so messed up.
- No, I'm screwed harder.
- All right, what do you know?
We both messed up .
The only thing I have to get is you.
- It's a very touching moment, boy.
- Stan Lee.
- You are children from comic books, right?
- Um, yes, Mr. Stan Lee.
Uh, our comic book is in the competition tonight.
- That's good.
Except for all that uh, criminals try to stop all
handwork, that sort of thing passes over my head.
Who draws it?
- Um, that's all Ben, Mr. Stan Lee.
- Look, you have amazing talent
comic book illustrations, kid.
- Wow, thank you, Mr. Lee.
- Take my card, send an email to my secretary, we'll have lunch.
- Um, Mr. Lee, before you leave, there's something
I always need to know.
- What is that , kid?
- Does Spiderman have a net?
- No, he nets.
- Whoa.
- Dude, me don't believe Stan Lee just gave me his name card.
- I always thought it was Stan Lee.
- This place is amazing.
>
Meet my new wife, Molly.
- We came here every year freakin '.
You too, Zach.
Excelsior.
- Excelsior.
- Look, look, look.
- Dude, this is crazy.
- Look.
- Dear God.
>
Is that a limited edition?