(train whistle blowing)
(slow piano music)
- Who are you?
- I'm Finley.
- Where did you come from?
What are you doing here?
- I think you should reconsider.
- Reconsider what?
- You know.
What you came here to do.
- What do you know about it?
- I know everything about you, Amit.
- Hey, how do you know my name?
- I'm your guardian angel.
- What?
What are you talking about?
Where are your wings?
- Angel 2.0.
No wings.
But, let's get down to why I'm here.
- Why are you here?
- To save you, silly.
You have your whole life ahead of you.
You can't end it here on this lonely stretch of track.
- Why not?
- Well, for one thing no trains come here anymore.
It's a dead line.
- What?
How do you know?
- I know everything.
I know you've had a tough time lately.
Your business partner, your girlfriend, and now your dad.
- You don't know what you're talking about.
- Don't I?
♫ Get to know
♫ I gander that you're new in town
♫ And showed up at your home
- I don't mean to be a pain,
but don't you think we should work on a business plan?
- Not right now.
- It's just it's been a couple of weeks and I...
♫ Yeehaw
- Right, and he cleaned out your bank account
and stuck you with the lease.
- He was the most successful guy I knew.
I looked up to him.
I trusted him.
- I'm so sorry.
And I'm sorry about what happened next.
(soft piano music)
- [Man] That's sad.
- Who are you?
- I'm your guardian angel.
- I already have a guardian angel, supposedly.
- We're sharing you.
- Why are you sharing me?
- Here's the thing.
We're kind of on probation right now,
so we're not allowed to have our own guy.
We have to share.
- Why?
What did you do?
- Okay, I'll tell you.
So, I'm at the top of my game and I'm GAing,
I'm guardian angeling, Richard Nixon.
Pretty cool, right?
Mm-mm.
The guy is so boring.
I mean, a real snooze fest.
So, I run into this band called The Grateful Dead
and life is good, brother.
I mean, I'm talking acid.
I'm talking concerts.
I'm talking chicks.
(laughs)
It's awesome.
And next thing you know, Watergate.
- And?
- And I'm not there.
Bam!
I'm bumped down three levels.
- You've been on probation since the 70's?
- Yeah.
But, it's all right because I'm inching my way back.
You're the last rung on the ladder.
If we do right with you,
we'll be back at level one angel right where we belong.
- [Finley] That's right.
- Well, that's a nice story and good luck with that.
But, that's who I get for a guardian angel,
the guy who dropped the ball on Richard Nixon?
What did you do, introduce Clinton to cigars?
- We better get down to business.
- What business?
- Helping you.
- Yeah?
Well, good luck with that.
I'm missing the gene that warns you
when you're on the path to getting burned.
I always pick the wrong people.
You know, there's two kinds of people in this world.
The kind you can trust, who care about you.
And all the rest, the backstabbers.
- No, no, no.
- You can't really believe that, Amit.
Only good and bad people?
- Totally.
If you really are angels,
and not some weird kind of train track stalkers,
you'd find a way to help me pick people
who are gonna be good for me, who care about me.
If you can do that then you can
go get your wings or whatever.
- No problem.
- Right.
What's that?
- It's what you asked for.
A way to tell good from bad.
- What?
How?
- Go ahead.
Put 'em on.
They're retro.
- [Both] Tada!
- What?
- [Angel] What do you think?
- I can't see anything.
- Oh, sorry.
Those are mine.
- [Both] Tada!
- What's going on?
- Well, we're good so we glow rosy red.
- Wow.
- We're angels dressed as the common man.
- [Amit] And if you weren't?
- I don't know.
Period costumes?
- No, no.
If you weren't good what would I see?
- Static.
Now, try this.
Look away and back.
♫ Hallelujah
- Jesus, what was that?
- Upgrade.
- [Finley] You like?
- Yes to the upgrade?
- What?
No, I don't need that.
- Come on.
Added value no extra cost.
- No.
- But, with this optics package
we are required to advise you.
- [Amit] What?
- It's not that simple, dude.
Okay?
Good people, bad people.
That's not real life.
- That's a Western.
- Well, I want to live in a Western.
- There's a lot more horse poop
than they show in the movies.
- Anyways, if we give you these,
it's only until you get your confidence back.
- Fine.
- Awesome.
Well, we gotta go, buddy.
Retirement party.
- Angels retire?
- Dude, would you want to have the same job
for all of eternity?
That isn't right.
- Look, a penny on the track.
(warbling)
(upbeat music)
(static crackling)
(ball pops)
(angelic music)
(static crackling)
(cell phone vibrating)
- Hey, Lynn.
He's expecting me.
- Okay, go on in.
- Okay.
- [Brad] Yeah.
Okay, thank you.
Did you get my text?
- Yeah.
Who is that guy?
- I don't know.
Why?
- He's not a good guy.
- What do you mean?
- You can't trust that guy.
- (laughs) Okay.
How are you?
- Much better, thanks.
- Really?
- [Amit] Yeah.
- Good.
What's with the?
- It's my new look.
You like 'em?
- It's cool.
- What's going on with you?
Why no lunch?
- I'm trying to score this new client.
I've been after her forever.
Two guys down at reception, they're both good,
but I can't get ahold of their references
and I gotta send her a rock star.
- I can help you with that.
- You can help me?
- Yeah.
- I think I'll work it out, man.
Thank you.
- No, really.
- [Brad] No, really.
- He stole my laptop!
Get him!
- How'd you know about that guy?
- Two guys at reception, right?
I'll be right back.
(uptempo music)
(angelic music) (static crackling)
The guy in the white shirt.
- [Brad] How do you know that?
- Not the other guy.
- The guy in the blue shirt?
That's Mike Rothels.
He killed it at Deloitte.
They're always good.
- I have some inside information.
- You have inside on him?
- [Amit] Trust me.
- Well, you know him?
- No, but I'm telling you.
White shirt's the way to go.
- Not the blue shirt?
How'd you know about that guy with the laptop?
Something very different about you.
Okay.
White shirt.
(uptempo music)
(angelic music)
- I'm so excited to be getting out of the house
and having my own office.
And your price.
I mean, I know it's expensive around here, but it's not bad.
- Well, you know we got a deal because of the long lease.
- Let's do it.
Why not.
- Awesome!
- There's just one thing.
- Yeah?
- The thing is, I don't have the whole two months,
first and last.
- Oh.
How much do you have?
- Um.
I can pay the rest in two weeks.
You can trust me.
I promise.
- You know, let's take a look at this puppy.
(angelic music)
Okay, looks good.
- Oh, wonderful.
Thank you so much.
- Looks really good.
- Excellent.
- Oh, you're gonna love it.
- [Woman] I can't wait.
- Yeah.
A lot of good times.
- Great.
I'll be in touch.
- Good.
What are you doing here?
- Your first angel card.
- What's an angel card?
- Life advice.
Compliments of your GAs.
Written by us.
We get big points for this, man.
- You gotta think.
A man leans on a cane.
This one's a poem.
A man leans on a cane although his legs are strong.
Until one day there's a fire.
- And?
- Hmm?
- Until one day there's a fire and?
- Rhyming's freaking hard.
- But, we're getting there, man.
- So, here's the thing.
I don't know if you really changed,
or I've missed this special skill of yours,
but that guy you picked.
- White shirt.
- The white shirt.
He rocked the client.
They love him.
And she's come back to me with a half dozen
other positions to fill.
- Awesome.
- Right?
So, this is what I want to do.
Sit down.
Okay.
So, I'm doing some interviews this morning.
Sit in with me.
Give me a nod or a look when you get a read on the person.
Okay?
We'll see how you do and we'll go from there.
You need a job, right?
- Yeah.
- Right.
- Brad, I really appreciate this.
I won't let you down, man.
- You have a jacket, right?
- No.
- Oh.
Okay.
(upbeat music)
You killed it.
- Yeah?
- Killed it.
Yeah, buddy.
- All right.
- Hey. - Hey.
- The usual?
- [Amit] Thanks.
(mumbling)
(angelic music)
- Here.
- [Amit] Thanks.
(uptempo jazz music)
(Amit sighs)
(girl mumbling)
Sorry?
- What?
- Oh, nothing.
I thought you were talking to me.
- Oh, no.
No.
I have this really weird thing I do.
I move my lips when I read.
- [Amit] Oh.
- Yeah.
It helps me process.
- That's endearing.
- (laughs) Yeah.
- What are you reading?
- Oh, some self-help book that my mother gave me.
- [Amit] Self-help?
- Yeah.
- You know, I don't get self-help books, you know?
I mean, you read them and you read them.
- Then, you read more.
And do you ever get better?
- No.
- [Girl] No?
- No.
I bought one recently.
How to Declutter Your Life.
- [Girl] Yeah.
- Lost in my apartment.
(laughs)
So, what do you do?
- I'm a hairstylist.
- That's amazing.
I was gonna be a hairstylist.
- [Girl] Oh, really?
- Yeah.
No.
I don't know why I said that.
Trying to find something we have in common, that's all.
Do you just do women or do you do guys?
I don't mean do you do guys.
- Oh, yeah.
I definitely do guys.
I also do women.
But, I definitely do guys.
Why, did you want me to do you sometime?
You should come by sometime.
- All right.
That would be great.
I would love that.
- So, I'm talking on the phone
and she's under the hairdryer,
at least I think she's under the hairdryer,
and I'm saying these really intimate things
and then I realize she's standing right behind me.
She's not under the dryer.
Sister Snetzinger heard it all.
(both laughing)
Yeah.
No, she never came back.
- [Amit] Wow.
(both laugh)
- Just a second.
Oh, shit.
I have to get back.
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah.
I can't believe I told you so much.
- Yeah, well.
You know what they say about when people
share a lot when they first meet.
- What?
- Well, they probably had too much caffeine. (laughs)
- Oh.
I thought you were going to say something romantic.
- I was, but I chickened out.
- Never shy away from romance.
(upbeat music)
- That went well.
- [Amit] Jesus.
- Do you mind if we sit down?
My feet are killing me.
- Whoa.
Pretty good day so far, huh?
I mean, looking good for a job and you met a pretty lady.
- What, do you guys watch everything I do?
- Oh, yeah.
- Hey, can they see you?
- Yeah.
We're right here.
- Okay, so what?
You're checking up on me?
- We like to call it the high touch.
- Stay close, stay informed.
- Part of our premium service.
And we're very happy with what we've seen.
- Yeah, we're moving forward with you, pal.
They already bumped us up to antelope.
- What's that?
- It's our performance management system.
Each animal is a new level.
Goodbye, dairy cow.
- Hello, cheetah.
(growling)
- Well, I'm glad you and the zoo are happy for me.
What's that?
- The good book.
- The Bible?
- [Both] No.
- Policies and procedures.
Can you sign right here, please?
- Yeah.
What for?
- Confirmation of contact.
- Initial here for receipt of the glasses
and two initials there.
- For legal.
We're bringing our A game with you, bud.
- Just don't rely on the glasses too much.
- Yeah, they keep an eye on that sort of thing.
- Hey, who's they?
Where are you guys from, Heaven?
- Can't say.
Forboden.
- That's German.
- Well, are there souls there like dead people?
- Sure.
- [Angel] Yeah.
- Famous people?
- Yep.
- [Amit] Did you ever see any?
- Sure.
- Who'd you see?
- Well, just the other day I ran into Marx.
- Oh, my god.
I love him.
He's so funny.
You saw Groucho Marx?
- Karl.
Not so funny.
- Anybody else?
Marilyn Monroe, Jimi Hendrix, Gandhi?
- You know who I saw?
I met the guy who invented those sheets
you put in the dryer to stop static cling.
He was so nice.
- I saw you talking to him.
He's the guy who was doing this.
- Okay, I'm gonna get out of here.
- [Finley] No, no.
Stay.
- Come on, get to know your angels.
- You can ask us anything you want.
- Um.
Do you guys have any special powers?
- He does.
- [Amit] Oh, yeah?
- I can see into the future.
- Wow.
Holy shit.
That's amazing.
How far ahead, years?
- Nope.
- What, months?
- Nope.
Three seconds.
- Yeah.
He knows exactly what I'm gonna say before I even say it.
- [Both] Mm, I'm digging this coffee.
- Bam.
- That is the most useless skill ever.
- I knew you were gonna say that.
- I think that went well.
- Yep.
(gulping)
- You want one?
- No, Mom.
Thanks.
Why do you drink that stuff?
It's a sports drink.
- I'm sporty.
- So?
- I've made a decision about your father.
This foot is not going to cross his doorway.
- What?
- That's asking too much.
I'm willing to hire a nurse for as long as it takes,
but that's all.
And that's only because he's your father.
- Mom, he doesn't have any family.
What?
I'm not gonna take care of him.
- You don't think I'm sporty?
- You don't play any sports.
- It's an attitude.
(uptempo guitar music)
(laughs)
(dryer whirring)
- Have fun in Vegas.
Bye.
- Hi.
- So, you said come by any time, so.
- Why wait?
- Well, life is short.
- And then you die.
Hey, come on in.
I'm all done.
- [Amit] Oh, no.
- Just a trim.
- [Amit] Okay.
- Okay, now.
I do this with all my customers, so don't get too excited.
- Well, no promises.
- Okay, sit down.
You ready?
- All right.
Oh, you don't need to do...
♫ There's something hot about your flesh
♫ Something cool about your clothes
♫ Something moving in my middle
♫ Something calling I should loathe
♫ There's something ageless in your love
♫ There's something burning in my breast
♫ There's something freeing in a contract
♫ And still beneath our breath
♫ If it's not one thing
♫ Then, it's another
♫ There's always something
♫ Di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di
- You know, I really like vegetables.
- Yeah.
They're good for you.
- They grow on underground.
- Drinks?
- Yeah, I'll have a Rusty Nail.
- I will have a
a water?
Can I ask you something?
- Yeah, sure.
- Isn't it weird when people ask you?
Anyway.
You know, first dates can be so awkward.
Can we maybe pretend this is like the second date?
- We can do better than that.
- [Amit] Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
Why don't we fast forward to the like the fourth date?
Please?
Yes?
Okay, it's the fourth date
and we know each other really well.
We're laughing.
(both laugh)
- We're yakking it up.
- Yeah, there's no awkwardness.
- No, none.
- No, no.
I mean, we've been out to dinner three other times.
We've held hands in the park.
- We went to the movies.
- We took a long walk.
- We had sex.
- We had sex?
Wow, was it good?
- Really good.
- Yeah, really good.
- Right?
- Of course, yeah.
(both laugh)
- Fourth date.
(both laugh)
- Have we made some decisions?
- Yeah.
Actually, we decided to skip the first date.
(both laughing)
Okay.
Okay, um, okay.
Do you have any specials?
- We have tilapia with a mango sauce.
- [Girl] Ooh, wow.
Is it good?
- It's very popular.
- Um.
Ooh, what about the chicken breast?
- Fantastic.
- Okay.
Oh.
Ooh, you have lamb.
How's that?
- Kind of lamby, but great.
- Okay.
- Uh, I'll have none of those.
I will have the chicken salad.
- Yeah, make that two.
Are you far-sighted?
- [Amit] Hmm?
- Your glasses.
Are you far-sighted?
- No, no.
- No? - No.
- [Girl] Cool.
- They're just for looks.
(angelic music)
- What kind of glasses are these?
- You can see that?
- Yeah.
- Well, since it's our fourth date I guess I can tell you.
- Tell me?
- I can see people's auras.
Like, I can tell if someone is good or bad, you know?
Like they.
(static crackling)
- Holy Twilight Zone episode.
This is so much cooler than just like reading emails
and taking pictures.
- Right?
- You're like some kind of low-level superhero.
- Really?
- Yeah.
Like, Glasses Man or something with a much cooler name.
But, what do you use them for besides, like,
checking out waiters?
- Choosing employees with my buddy Brad.
See, the bigger the glow the better that person is overall.
- But, isn't that cheating?
- No.
I mean, it's a tool, right?
- Wait a minute.
Were you wearing these glasses at the coffee shop?
Is that why you decided to sit with me?
- Um.
Is that wrong?
- I don't know.
Just kind of creepy, don't you think?
It's kind of like you're looking at me
in my underwear or something.
- No, no, no.
I only use them for good.
I don't.
Are we back to the first date?
- No.
10th date.
- [Amit] Really?
- Yes, yes.
I have a toothbrush that I keep for you in my bathroom.
- Aw.
We made each other a favorites playlist.
- Yeah, we read each other poems.
- Aw.
We slept together.
- Yep, you already said that.
- Differently?
(both laugh)
Well, I'm really glad I met you.
- Yeah, me too.
Hey, I just have to stop in here for a second
and grab something, okay?
- Oh, yeah, sure.
- Okay. - Okay.
(tense music)
- Hey. - Hey.
- Oh, hey.
You know what?
I'll get it.
- Okay.
- [Man] Thanks.
- Did you just only give money to one of those guys?
- Well, yeah.
I checked them out while you were in the pharmacy.
I gave it to the one who deserves it.
- What do you mean deserves it?
- Well, the one who will spend it on something good,
not like on cough syrup or something, you know?
Hey, Lynn.
That's for you.
- Amit.
Thank you.
- You're welcome.
- There he is.
Look at you, man.
You look terrific.
- Thanks for the advance.
- Yeah, well.
You gotta look the part, my friend.
(laughs) Hey, this is for you.
- What?
- Yeah.
I mean, you killed it.
Everyone you picked is doing great.
You're gonna be a big star here, man.
Welcome to the team.
Go on, sit down.
Make yourself comfortable.
Make yourself at home.
(upbeat music)
- Nice.
Oh, yeah.
You're gonna love her.
You see, I have a gift.
Suzy, get me a coffee.
In fact, order everything on the menu.
I'll decide when it gets here.
How do you like me now?
Oh, I could get used to this.
- Let's go, superstar.
- Yeah, sure.
- [Brad] This is great.
It's gonna be like having two of me around here.
- [Amit] Only better.
- Only better.
(both laugh)
All right.
Let's see.
- Um.
- What are you doing?
- I gotta go home.
- Well, you can't.
The first one's here.
Here's her resume if you think you'll need it.
- I gotta get my glasses.
- I thought you said those were for looks.
Lynn, send the first one in, please.
Sit down.
You all right?
- Yeah.
- [Man] I'm organized.
I work well with others.
I'm a vegetarian.
- [Woman] Sticky notes, calendar notes, reminders,
emails that I send myself.
- [Man] I sort of just get a little overwhelmed
a little bit.
Not overwhelmed, but you know, distracted.
- [Woman] About that time my parents split up
and my sister took it really hard.
- I'd really rather not speak about the past.
Thank you.
- Thank you.
So?
- [Amit] Yeah, good.
- Really?
You sure?
- Yeah.
- Okay, what's going on?
- What?
- Well, the other day you were so on your game
and now it's like, I don't know.
That last guy never would've made it in here
if I recognized his name.
I interviewed him a year ago.
Checked his references, he sucked.
And now you're telling me he's good to go.
It's like you lost your mojo, man.
- I told you I need my glasses.
- Look, maybe these glasses make you
feel more comfortable, whatever.
But, it's you who's making the calls, not the glasses.
What?
So, it's all about the glasses?
And you got 'em from what, bikers?
- No, the angels.
You know, like.
- Oh.
And the glasses show you who's good and who's bad.
- Yeah.
- Well, I mean, I don't know about the angels,
but it's clear there's only one thing to do.
You gotta go get your glasses, man.
- Yeah.
- [Brad] Yeah.
(laughs)
(breathing heavily)
- Okay, I'm good.
Is that our next guy?
- No, that's Jurgen.
My new partner I was telling you about.
Here to sign the papers.
- [Amit] Oh.
- What?
- I looked at him on the way in.
- And?
- No good.
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, I looked right at him.
- Shit.
Well, I can't go through with it.
What the hell am I supposed to tell him?
- Just be honest.
- Oh, be honest.
Tell him my best friend has magic glasses.
Yeah.
- Sorry.
- Well, it's not your fault.
You know what, he'll be reasonable.
He'll be reasonable.
(yelling)
- [Jurgen] Who lead you?
(grunting)
- [Amit] Hey, stop!
Let him go!
- [Jurgen] You bastard!
- What are you doing?
- Bastard!
- Get off of him.
(grunting)
Look out.
- Oh, God!
My eyes!
I'm blind!
- Oh, man.
You called that right.
That would've been a nightmare.
- He was a little over the top.
- Yeah.
You're pretty good with that.
- Well, I used to have a cat.
(laughing)
(growling)
- I'm blind.
I'm blind.
That guy lost it.
I still need a partner though.
- Hmm?
- Yeah.
You know, I already paid to have all the legal work done.
Be a shame to waste it.
Here.
- Really?
- Yeah.
I mean, you can take it away and read it if you want.
- No, I don't need to take it away.
- Well, then sign.
(uptempo music)
(laughing)
- Yeah.
- I tell you what though.
Honestly, I'm stoked.
- Me, too.
- I am very stoked. - Me, too.
- I love that you're my partner.
- Me, too.
I love it.
Thank you, man.
- No, thank you.
- [Both] No, thank you, Mr. Acavano.
(both laugh)
- [Girl] I know.
I was gonna say that, actually.
It's so crazy that that happened.
- Yeah, yeah.
- [Girl] It's really nice.
- We love it.
- What are you doing, man?
Put those away.
- Okay.
I was just trying to do you a favor.
- Well, don't do me a favor.
Put 'em away.
- Okay, I'll put 'em away.
- [Girl] We're ready when you guys are.
- Thanks, sweetheart.
- All right.
- Be right there.
- No, no, no.
If you fast, the body goes into starvation mode
and literally starts to eat itself.
It's a bad idea.
You shouldn't do it.
- Oh, nothing about that.
I just remembered I forgot something in the car.
- Do you need a hand?
- [Girl] No, I'm good.
- Okay.
What did you do that for?
- [Amit] What?
- I'll get the dessert.
- It's true.
If you starve, your body...
- Why did you put on the glasses?
- I was doing you a favor.
Don't you want to know?
- No.
I like her.
I don't want to know.
- But, what if two years from now she breaks your heart?
I can save you some pain.
- Pain's a part of life.
I can handle pain.
- [Amit] I saw her.
- I don't want to know.
I don't want to hear it.
- There's no glow.
No glow.
- Really?
- Sorry.
- Shit.
Shit.
- Where do you think she went?
- I'm gonna leave the door open.
Come in after dark.
Take everything.
(laughing)
I'm gonna cut off his dick.
(laughing)
(moans)
This is for you.
- Oh.
- Congratulations.
- That's so nice.
She got me a gift.
That's so nice.
Thanks.
- Hey.
- I got my own glasses, buddy.
- [Amit] Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
The angels delivered them this morning.
- Really?
Wow, cool.
What do they do?
- They're asshole detectors.
- What?
- You see, I can't tell who's an asshole
by how they treat me, or what they say,
so I put the glasses on to do it for me.
- Okay.
- Yeah, I put 'em on as soon as I meet someone
and that way I don't have to think, or get to know them.
- You know, I was just trying to help.
- Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Here's one now.
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
Asshole.
Wow.
- They don't make noises, you know.
- No, definitely not.
- Seriously.
Oh.
- Careful.
No.
- What, you wouldn't want to know if someone
was good or bad that you were dating?
- No, because what if you have two years
of a great relationship before this
so-called bad person does whatever.
That's two good years.
- Yeah, but you'd save yourself a lot of pain
and heartache if you knew.
- All the tough relationships that I've had,
I've come out the other side stronger
and knowing more about myself.
Not right away, maybe, sure.
But, eventually, how can we get stronger
if we have nothing to push up against?
How long are you gonna rely on those glasses for?
- I'm not relying on them.
You know what?
Everybody judges everybody.
I'm just better at it.
- Okay, but this idea that people are only good or bad
is kind of crazy.
- Yeah.
- People are not just good or bad.
- No, but unbalanced.
- Okay, okay.
Try this, okay?
What if I was a sweet good girl, okay?
I went to charities, I volunteered,
I was a strait-A student,
never had a drop of alcohol in my life, okay?
But then, prom night, peer pressure, teens are mean,
I get wasted and driving home
I kill a little old lady walking her dog.
And I killed the dog, too.
- You know what?
That would be a bad thing, but it's a mistake.
- Okay, okay.
But then, I go to prison, and in prison,
in order to survive, I have to become a gang member,
so I do and I become a really good gang member.
And I get tattoos all over my body
and I become really, really tough.
And then, when I get out, I am so good at this
that I am the head heffe of the city.
I am ruling the city, the underground world, okay?
And I am, like, dealing drugs, I'm dealing ladies,
I'm dealing weapons, I am causing havoc everywhere.
What have I become?
- Well, obviously, you've become a bad person then.
- Okay, okay.
But then, I have a change of heart
because I lose my best friend Mufasa in a botched robbery
and I realize I need to change my ways completely,
and I go down a different path,
and I join a theater group that goes around to schools
and teaches the importance of not joining gangs
and the dangers of gun violence.
And I influence so many kids and they look up to me,
and I feel them looking up to me,
and I just feel like such a good person.
Such a good person.
So, what am I then?
Am I good or am I bad?
- I don't know.
Look, all I know is my whole life I've trusted people
and I end up getting stabbed in the heart.
I mean, I just want it to stop.
(soft piano music)
- [Angel] Who are you spying on?
- Jesus.
Where did you guys come from?
- Where we always come from.
- Somewhere where they teach you to answer questions
with questions apparently.
- Touche.
- [Amit] So?
- So, we're here to give you a little bit
of friendly angel advice.
- Yeah, the Brad thing.
- What?
- Not good.
- It's fine.
- Look, plus how are you using the glasses?
- Because how you learn is you meet somebody new,
you get to know them for a bit,
then you put on the glasses
and you see if you were right.
- Yeah, like for feedback.
- That's how you're using them, right?
- Yeah.
- Awesome.
- Tada.
- Is this one gonna rhyme?
- No, it's an aphorism.
Hot off the press.
When the turtle jumped over the earthworm
the flowers clapped and cheered.
- Really?
- What?
- Is that supposed to be some sort of advice?
What does this have to do with me?
Besides, turtles can't jump.
- Oh, they can jump, dude.
- Yeah, I've seen them.
- No, they can't.
And even if they could,
in order for it to jump over an earthworm
that implies speed.
You know, to cross over it it has to be airborne.
What is this, some kind of attack turtle?
- Okay, okay, fine.
We get it.
- Not to mention the flowers clapping.
You know, no offense,
but I don't think these angel cards are your strong suit.
You know, you should drop them.
- Hey, we'll give the advice here.
Okay, pal?
- Besides, they're mandatory.
- I've been telling them though.
Guys, let's get with the times.
We should be able to write rap music.
♫ At all times tryin' to catch me creepin'
♫ I'm up and leavin'
♫ Talkin' about what's the reason
♫ You a ho in every sense of the word
♫ Got no respect for this shit I've observed
♫ The hood has concurred
♫ Most show respect to the dealers and d boys who
- But, that would be too hard.
- Yeah.
- [Angel] Oh, hey.
Look.
We gotta bounce.
- Case study on David Hasselhoff.
- Not good.
Not good.
- You've got a pager?
(warbling)
Brad?
- [Brad] Yeah.
- Hey.
What are you doing?
- [Brad] Trying to hook this up.
- Tanya and I would love to have you and Jenna
over for dinner tomorrow night.
- No can do.
- Okay.
Well, another night then.
- Nope.
- Why?
- 'Cause I broke it off with her.
- What?
Why?
- Well, since I learned that she was a bad person,
all I could see was the negatives.
You totally ruined it for me, man.
- I'm sorry.
- I know you were trying to do me a favor.
- [Amit] Yeah.
- But, you know what I realized?
I like discovering who someone is.
It's fun.
It's interesting.
I don't want to be slipped the answers to an exam,
I just want to see how I'll do.
- I'm really sorry.
I am.
- I know.
- You know, it's nice to just discover people.
- Well, exactly.
- So, are we still on for poker tomorrow night?
- Yeah.
You really gonna come?
- Yeah, why?
- Well, 'cause the last time you played, four years ago,
you were terrible.
- I wasn't terrible.
- You were terrible.
- Well, I'm a different man.
- (laughs) Okay.
Bring a hundred bucks.
- All right.
- And leave the glasses at home.
- Yeah, sure.
- Is that okay?
- You can't think of one time?
- No.
- One good time with your dad.
- No, I really can't.
(laughing)
- Yeah?
- Okay, well.
It was the end of summer and I think I was around 12
and we were out fishing all day.
We didn't catch anything and I didn't even care
because we were gonna stop at mall on the way home.
- Mm-hmm.
- We had this ritual where my dad would always
take me shopping for supplies just before I started school.
- Uh-huh.
- So, we pull up to the mall in my dad's truck
and it's gonna close really soon
and somehow the hook from my fishing line
got caught on my collar.
And I'm yanking and I can't get it out
and he can't get it out.
And he says, "Aw, don't worry, we'll come another day".
And I was so disappointed.
So, my dad says, "Okay, come on".
And he grabs my fishing pole
and he has me walking in front of him a few feet.
We walked through the whole mall like that.
- Why didn't he just cut the line?
- I don't know.
(both laughing)
He's walking like this, like he caught a big one,
through all the stores in the mall.
(both laugh)
People would look at him and he'd just be like.
Like there's nothing weird about.
(laughing)
We had a good laugh about that.
(soft piano music)
- He sounds like a good man.
- Hmm.
Yeah.
You know, when you're a boy
you're dad's like a superhero.
He's infallible, you know?
And then he goes and does something that crushes your mom
and everything changes.
- Did you ever talk to him about it?
- No.
- When I was 16 my my mom got very sick
and she had to go to the hospital a lot.
And every time it was like this is it.
I got so tired of it.
So, this one time my father says jump in the car,
we're taking your mom to the hospital.
And I'm a teenager, so I say no.
I'm not going.
That night, she died.
- Wow.
- Yeah.
I never got the chance to look her in the eye
and tell her how much I loved her or how much she hurt me.
I never got the chance to share any of that.
Your father's dying, Amit.
Do you know how to drive stick?
- Yeah.
What is this a six-speed, 12-speed?
I'm used to a 12-speed.
- It's not a bike.
- It's not?
- No.
What are you doing with those?
- Hmm?
Oh, you never know.
- You never know what?
- It's just fun, okay?
Oh, my god.
I wouldn't want that guy for my teacher.
Look at him.
Look at this.
See those three kids?
Not one of them with a glow.
That's how gangs start.
- Okay, stop playing self-righteous baby god
and focus on the road.
- I got it.
Hey, I know that guy.
Ah, I knew it.
- Look out!
(tires squeal) (dog barks)
You almost hit a dog.
- Not a very nice dog.
(uptempo music)
- Hey, buddy.
You want a beer?
- Yeah.
Ready to play, Mr. New Man?
- Yeah, I brought my money.
- You brought my money.
- Yeah, we'll see.
- What are you doing?
- Okay, sorry.
I just...
We're playing for money.
- Yeah, we're playing for money and these are my boys.
- Yeah, well one of your boys is a cheat.
- Really?
Who?
- The guy on the left.
- The guy on the left?
- Yeah.
- The guy on the left?
- Yeah.
- My brother?
- That's Kevin?
What is he doing here?
- He's visiting.
- Well.
Look, I'm sorry, man.
But, I have to check them out, okay?
I'm just getting back on my feet.
- Yeah?
Why don't you get the fuck out of here?
- [Amit] What?
- Get the hell out of here.
- Come on, man.
How well do we know our families anyway, right?
- [Brad] Really?
- We all have secrets.
- [Brad] That's what you have to say?
- Oh, what?
It's okay for me to wear them when it makes you money.
I want to make sure I don't get ripped off.
- That's a good point, Amit.
Don't come in tomorrow.
- What?
Seriously?
You're overreacting.
- You want to see me overreact?
- All right, fine.
Fine!
Don't you think that's crazy?
I mean, all I was trying to do was make sure
I didn't get cheated, you know?
- By his brother?
- Yeah, but he should still be thinking about it.
I mean, just because he hasn't cheated yet
doesn't mean he won't cheat some day.
Okay, what?
You're taking his side now?
- I'm not taking anybody's side.
But, maybe you should put the glasses away
for a little while.
- What?
Why, are you kidding?
Those glasses are the best thing that ever happened to me.
You, the job.
- Me?
- Yeah.
- I happened because I liked your puppy dog looks
and very awkward pickup attempt.
And because you had the guts to come over and talk to me.
- Yeah, but the glasses told me who to come to.
- I think you should apologize to Brad.
- Morning.
Everything happens for a reason, right?
- Yeah.
Why?
- Well, because what happened last night I think that...
Well, I realized that I don't really need Brad, you know?
In fact, he needs me more than I need him.
- What?
What are you talking about?
You just had a fight.
- I know, but it got me thinking.
I'm gonna start my own business.
- What?
What kind of business?
- Like a temp agency.
- You're gonna compete with Brad?
- Well.
I mean, it's a big market, right?
- That's crazy.
What do you even know about that business?
You just started working with him.
- I know, but I got it all figured out
because I get a partner, right?
Somebody who knows that whole side of the business
and then they take care of it.
- Okay.
- What?
I think it'll be great, you know?
Glasses Man in the driver's seat.
♫ Glasses Man
- [Waiter] Another?
- Um, no.
Thanks.
- [Man] Amit.
- [Amit] Yes.
- Good to meet you.
I'm Winston.
- Yes, hi.
Please, have a seat.
- Thank you so much.
Very nice.
- So, it's good you answered my ad so quickly.
- I get alerts from businesses I'm interested in.
- Okay.
So.
- Go ahead, interview me.
- Okay.
Well, I see that you worked for one of the biggest
temp agencies around.
- Yes, I managed their IT.
- Cool.
Um, good.
Um.
- May I?
- Sure.
- I am very excited to find a partner for my business
because I have a plan I have been developing.
You see, all the Fortune 500 companies have very robust
SAP programs that not only identify
their current resourcing needs,
but anticipate their future needs.
We can build a program that links to their database
and knows exactly what they will need almost before they do.
- Wow, cool.
- Yeah, cool.
- But, won't we have to go through
their firewall or something?
- Shh.
Ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta.
First, we prove that it works.
Then, we sign them up.
- Okay.
Will it be very expensive to do?
- Not so much.
We can piggyback on a lot of other technology.
- [Waiter] Hi.
Something to drink?
- No coffee for me, son.
I don't touch the stuff.
- [Waiter] Latte?
- [Winston] No.
- [Waiter] Tea?
- [Winston] No.
- [Waiter] Water?
(angelic music)
- No.
- I like it.
You be the tech guy, I'll be the people guy.
- Tonight, my place,
we bond.
- Okay.
Okay.
See you tonight.
- [Winston] You bet.
- Jesus.
- Be gone.
- Yep, not Jesus, but I did see him once.
- Yeah, but from far away.
- Well, it was either him or Jimmy Morrison, right?
- [Amit] Okay, what are you guys doing here?
- Okay.
Well, here's the thing.
We're getting a little bit of heat from the other side.
- The Man.
- What heat?
Why?
- Because of your choices.
- What are you talking about?
- Brad.
- You turned your back on him.
- That's none of your business.
- Okay, you know what?
You're starting to trend downwards.
You're about to hit the red zone.
- What is the red zone?
Well, what is that?
I could do a better job with Magic Marker.
Where did you get my picture?
- Facebook.
- Ow!
- How many emotions are there?
- Why'd you hit me for?
- Answer the question.
How many emotions are there?
- [Amit] I don't know.
- Two.
Love and fear.
And you, sir, are living in fear.
- Yeah, you better pull up because you're about to go into
a massive, massive nose dive.
- Okay, you know what?
This is stupid.
I don't need any second-rate angels.
Why don't you guys go bug somebody else, okay?
I'm doing just
(warbling)
fine.
You know, my dream is to buy you your own salon someday.
You know that, right?
- I didn't until right now.
- Yeah?
Hey, this is it.
Nice place.
- [Tanya] Yeah.
I wonder where he got all his money?
- [Amit] I don't know.
He's Asian.
- [Tanya] You're Asian.
(doorbell rings)
- You're gonna like him.
- Hey!
Hey, good evening.
Come in, come in.
- This is Tanya.
- Oh. - Hi.
- Pleased to meet you.
Very beautiful.
- Thank you.
Enchante.
- This is a nice place.
- Thank you, thank you.
- Oh, hey.
We brought some desserts.
- Oh.
Not necessary, but very nice.
Oh.
(imitating eating)
(all laugh)
Hey, come in.
Love the grill.
(laughing)
- Hey, can you point me the way to the bathroom?
- Of course.
Top of the stairs on the right.
Look, I have a flipper.
(laughs)
(tense music)
Maybe I should go to you for my haircut.
You can make me look hip.
(both laugh)
- I can definitely try.
So, partnering up with my man.
Who are you?
- Me?
Well, let me tell you.
I could've been a contender!
I could've been somebody
instead of a bum which is what I am.
Scene.
(laughing)
Marlon Brando, On the Waterfront?
- Yeah.
I get it.
Just wasn't really asking Marlon.
(laughing)
(cat meows)
Hey, kitty cat.
Is that yours?
- No, it belongs to the owners.
He doesn't like me.
- The owners?
- I'm house sitting.
- Oh, this isn't your house?
- No, no.
I wish.
(laughs) Holy crap, no.
I live in a basement hovel.
Dark and damp, but very fast high-speed internet.
- Oh, 'cause that explains all the...
- You saw the photographs.
Yeah, totally.
Yeah, I like that.
You snooped.
(both laugh)
- I'm just a bit confused because when we came in
we said nice house and you said thank you,
but it's not your house.
- Very confusing.
You see, I've got this thing that I do.
If someone gives a compliment,
but the right person isn't there to receive it,
I say thank you.
Go ahead.
Say beautiful afternoon.
- Beautiful afternoon.
- Thank you.
(laughing)
- That's ridiculous.
- To new ventures
and new friendships.
(slow guitar music)
- I don't know, I don't know.
- He's a very odd man.
You sure you want to go into business with him?
- Yeah, he'll be fine.
The glasses say he's great.
- But, did you notice that we didn't learn
anything about him all night?
- Yeah, we did.
We learned he does a good Brando.
- That was a terrible Brando.
I can do a better one.
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
I could've been a contender.
- Ooh.
- That was better.
- It's pretty good. - It's better.
- It's pretty good.
I don't know.
He's a bit weird, but he was just trying to be funny.
I think he's gonna be great.
- I don't know.
I still don't feel right about Brad.
- I texted him many, many times.
He had a chance, you know?
He blew it, so.
Anyway, it's fine.
We're still gonna be friends again one day
when I own my big company and he comes to work for me.
- That's mean.
- Ah.
Ah, you really could've been a contender.
- Yeah, you know it.
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
- Well, you gotta make up for that.
- Oh, yeah, do I, huh?
- That really hurts.
- I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to hurt you.
- Thank you for coming with me tonight.
- Of course.
I wanted to meet your new partner in crime.
You need someone to look out for you.
- [Amit] Yeah?
- Yeah. - Hmm?
- Yeah.
- Who do I make it out to?
- Winston Mercado.
M-E-R-C-A-D-O.
- Is it a joint account?
- No, we're getting one set up.
We have to put our startup money in one account.
- I hope you checked his references.
$10,000 is a lot of money to be handing to a stranger.
- He's not a stranger, Mom.
I mean, I'm getting to know him.
But, yeah I looked into him.
- Be careful, honey.
Don't put all your hopes in one place.
- Thanks, Mom.
- I am proud of you.
- You don't really need.
Okay.
Hi.
- [Tanya] Hey.
- [Amit] What's up?
- Your business partner came by the salon today.
- [Amit] Winston?
- Yeah, he came by for a cut.
- Oh, cool.
- He didn't tell you?
- No, I was out all afternoon.
I was at my mom's.
What?
- Well, the guy you're going into business with
tried to kiss me.
- What?
Seriously?
- Yeah.
- What happened?
- I was washing his hair and he was looking up at me
with this really strange smile on his face.
It was super uncomfortable, but I just kept going.
And then, Joe went on his break and no one else was there.
So, we get up to go to the chair and he goes for it.
He tries to kiss me.
- That's really weird.
Maybe he was just trying to thank you like a European kiss.
- No, he was definitely trying to put
his tongue in my mouth.
- Well, that makes no sense.
I mean, I don't know how to explain that,
but the glasses are never wrong.
Winston's a good guy.
- Well then, I guess he's a good guy who tried to suck face
with your girlfriend.
- [Amit] What are you doing?
- These glasses are making you blind and stupid.
I am standing here telling you what happened
and you're not even listening to me.
- Yes, I am.
But, look.
Maybe you did something.
- Are you kidding me?
- I'm just saying.
You know, you're really beautiful.
Maybe you smiled at him in some way.
- Oh, my god.
I cannot believe that you're standing up for someone
that you don't even know.
- I'm not standing up for him.
I'm saying, think about what else could've...
Hey!
No, don't!
Hey!
(door closes)
(soft piano music)
(kids chattering)
- [Winston] Never had a cup of coffee in my life.
Always juice.
- Yeah.
Can I ask you something?
- Of course.
Yeah.
Be my guest, partner.
- Well.
You went to see Tanya for a haircut, right?
- Very talented hairstylist.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
Did anything unusual happen?
- Well, I got an unusually good haircut.
I look hipper.
- Yeah, sure.
- [Winston] Yeah.
- Yeah.
Okay.
There you go, partner.
Well, okay.
- Give it here.
Yeah.
- Okay.
(groans)
- You know, my back hurts every day.
Growing old is not for old people.
- Mom, what?
- Did you ever go see your father?
- No.
- Honey, how long's it been?
He may have been a lousy husband, but he was a good father.
- A good father doesn't rip his family apart.
- What happened between parents should not affect the son.
- Mom, that's not realistic.
- I'm just saying that he always loved you
and treated you like a prince.
- Well, if you're feeling so sympathetic,
why don't you go see him?
- I'd rather sing naked in front of Simon Cowell.
- Nice.
- Hey, look at that.
Who's sporty now, huh?
(both laugh)
(sniffs)
Ah, I swear.
Nothing smells as good as your Baja chicken.
- Well, it's all for you with thanks.
You know, Mom.
Your investment in me is really gonna change my life.
- I hope so.
- Yeah, well.
Why do you always have the TV on?
- You can turn it off.
- [Woman On TV] Police today arrested Tommy Cruise
who they say has had a long history
of hacking Fortune 500 companies.
Operating under the name Winston Mercado,
he is charged with multiple felonies.
- Honey, that's not...
- Mom, it can't be.
- That's your partner.
- No.
I swear to God I checked him out.
- Oh, my god.
My money.
- Come on down, you angels.
Come on.
You wingless chicken shits.
You screwed me.
Where are you?
You know, you're not angels, you're devils.
Where are you?
(slow piano music)
(uptempo music)
♫ Appetite is swollen
♫ For solitary truth
♫ But, all the answers have been stolen
♫ And the thief is on the loose
♫ All my roads have evaporated
♫ All my dreams have been shot to hell
♫ When the rains come and the rivers swell
♫ You'll hear me singing
♫ Carry me
♫ All I've ever wanted was someone to carry me
♫ Well, I need a home when I am drifting
♫ I need an anchor when my soul is sifting
♫ And I need to know
♫ That these are angels that are lifting me
♫ Come on and carry me
♫ I need a home
♫ I need an anchor
♫ I need to know that these are angels that are lifting me
♫ Carry me
♫ All I've ever wanted was someone to carry me
- Where have you been?
- We were at a seminar.
- A seminar?
For how long?
I've been looking for you all day.
- We were doing a lot of sharing.
- Well, look.
These glasses are bullshit.
- [Finley] They're fine.
- No, they're not.
I've lost everything.
- Well, sometimes failure can be a better teacher
than success.
- Well then, you guys must be PhDs
because you failed miserably.
- [Finley] Well, we were following the program.
- Well then, your program sucks and you suck.
- That's not a very nice thing to say, buddy.
- Get off.
- Especially after that nice dream.
- Look, I want to talk to your boss.
- Would you like to fill out this survey?
- No.
- Only takes a minute.
- I don't want to fill out a survey.
I want to talk to the man upstairs.
- Well, if you're trying to get us in trouble, pal,
forget about it because we did this one by the book.
- Okay.
Look, I want to talk to your boss right now!
- Can he do that?
- Let me check the old Emanuel.
- Where do you carry these things?
- I'll never tell.
Yep.
Looks like you can see the big guy.
- Good.
Then, let's do it.
- Okay, we'll see if he's available.
- Good.
Then, do it.
- And we're back. (laughs)
- What are you talking about?
You didn't go anywhere.
- Well, in your time.
But, in our time, we went and saw his assistant
and had a 12-course meal.
- I'm stuffed.
- What did he say?
- He said he'll come and get you when he's ready.
- He'll come get me?
(warbling)
What are you doing?
- Talking to you.
- Yeah, but that sound.
- Sometimes it comes in a little early.
(soft music)
Are we in trouble?
- I don't think so.
You want to know why?
Because of that session we took.
- Touching's not okay?
- No.
The one on protocol.
Because they say if you follow protocol,
everything works out.
I can't wait to be back at level one angel.
Look, I even made a T-shirt.
- Uh, it says angle.
- I know.
(angelic music)
- [Amit] Hello?
Is this Heaven?
- Hand me that water bottle.
- What water bottle?
You're not Morgan Freeman.
- No, I'm not Morgan Freeman.
- Well, who are you?
- I'm who you asked for.
- [Amit] You're.
- Mm-hmm.
- [Amit] And who are they?
- That's our angel wall of fame.
Now, you ain't gonna see your angels up there,
but that don't mean they ain't doing their job.
- Well.
- I hear you got a complaint.
- Yeah.
Well, I, uh.
- Come on, let's hear it.
- Well, the glasses they gave me, they don't work, you know?
They messed up my life.
- Messed up your life?
Give me some squats, you limp stick of brown rice pasta.
- Give you some...
- Do it!
Come on.
- [Amit] They have iPads in heaven?
- Where do you think they come from?
So, tell me.
Did your angels ever warn you about
relying too much on the glasses?
- Well, they might have mentioned it.
Yeah.
- Did Brad and your girlfriend ever say the same thing?
- They might have alluded to it.
- Alluded to?
Give me some lunges, pajama boy.
Yeah, lunges.
Come on, come on.
Touch that knee.
Okay, let me tell you what happened.
Instead of you using the glasses to get back on your feet,
you were like a blind man with a cane.
A crack addict with his pipe.
- But, they didn't work.
- Give me 10.
Pushups.
Touch that chest!
- [Amit] You're not even looking.
- I don't have to.
I'm an angel.
- Well then, you should've seen that the glasses don't work.
- They did what they were supposed to do.
Teach you a lesson.
You were like a...
See, you made me mess up my similes.
Let's talk about your business partner.
Did you as much as even Google that guy?
- No, but I...
- Did you do anything to check him out?
- The glasses.
- He stole your mother's money,
you lazy strip of human back bacon.
Just give me the glasses.
- I didn't bring 'em.
- I beg your pardon?
- I didn't know I was coming here.
- Okay.
Let's consider this a rehearsal.
Pretend you got the glasses.
Take 'em out.
Now, hold 'em out here.
Now, tear those glasses.
Twist 'em.
That's right, break 'em.
Come on, do it like you mean it.
They not your friend.
Now, put 'em on the ground and take your dominant foot.
Do you know which is your dominant foot?
- My, my.
- It's the one you kick a soccer ball with, jackass.
Now, take that foot and crush those glasses.
Crush 'em.
That's right, pound those glasses into dust.
Now, grind it, grind it!
Do it like you mean it!
Now, stop!
Okay, we're finished.
- What?
- We're done.
Just lie on the ground in a fetal position.
- Why?
- So I can put you back the way you were.
- But, I didn't come here in the fetal position.
(laughing)
I'm just messing with you, brother.
You ain't gotta lay down in the fetal position.
You know, there's just so few laughs in Heaven.
I get bored sometimes.
Okay, bye.
- What is that?
That doesn't solve anything.
What about my mom?
What about Tanya?
What about my own life?
- You know what to do.
Just go do it.
Poof.
(subdued music)
(static crackling)
(uptempo music)
- Here you go.
We're not doing men today, just women.
- Please?
I'm going to a really special event.
- Really?
- Yeah.
I'm attending a groveling.
- A groveling?
- Yeah.
I need to look my best, you know?
In case I don't grovel adequately.
- I see.
- Yeah.
Tanya, I'm really sorry.
I was a real jerk.
The glasses are gone.
(soft piano music)
Ay yi yi.
- Don't sweat it.
Listen, the best predictor of future behavior
is past behavior.
- Yeah, well, in my case I'm not sure that's so reassuring.
- You're gonna be fine.
It just takes practice.
- It was really easy before.
- Yeah, well.
We know how that turned out.
- Hey, thanks again for helping out
with the money for my mom.
- That was an advance, but you're welcome.
And I got you a little present.
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
Your very own asshole glasses.
(laughs)
To make you feel more comfortable.
- Yeah?
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
Hey, they still work.
- They still work.
- They're pretty good.
- There's a little bit of juice in them.
- Yeah?
- All right, I'll get your first interview.
- Poker tomorrow?
- No.
- Hey, downtown boy.
Give me some love.
How was it?
- I don't think I'm cut out for this.
- Why not?
- It's so hard.
I'm supposed to tell if somebody's
like a reliable go-getter, self-starter,
team player, based on what,
couple of pieces of paper and my gut instinct?
- Kind of sounds like the perfect job for you right now.
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
Just do your best and try to see people
for who they really are.
- Wah, wah, wah, wah.
- Maw, maw, maw.
- How's your book?
- It's kind of a slow part.
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
- So, I got a call from my mom today.
- And?
- My dad has to go to the hospital, but he refuses to go.
(slow piano music)
- You look great, honey.
- [Amit] Thanks.
- You ready?
- Yeah.
You know.
Why don't I meet you downstairs.
I just gotta do something.
- Okay.
- I'll see you in a second.
- Okay.
(wind rushing)
- We did that.
- [Amit] What are you doing here?
- We're here to stop you.
- You're making a big mistake.
They're gonna bust us all the way back to hedgehog, okay?
- And we're so close.
- I'm sorry, but I have to do what I have to do, all right?
- Not so fast, mister.
- There's no point.
I've already made up my mind.
I just need to know is he a good guy
who made a big stupid mistake, or is he...
- It doesn't matter.
- It matters to me!
Now, would you get out of the way?
- [Finley] No!
- Hey, Fin, chill.
The prime directive.
- We don't have a prime directive.
- Right.
- Do you want fresh one?
Look, you can go on one condition.
- What's that?
Oh God, no.
- Read this aloud.
- They're so lame.
- No, we're allowed to quote other people now.
Check it out.
- I read this and you get out of the way?
Katharine Hepburn in The Philadelphia Story.
The time to make up your mind about someone
is never.
Would you please get out of my way?
(slow guitar music)
♫ Won't you come and follow me
♫ Underneath the apple tree
♫ Daddy planted 15 years ago
♫ Years ago
(knocking on door)
- Well, it looks like our work here is done.
- Level one angel.
- Right back at ya.
Does your head feel big?
- Huge.
(uptempo music)
♫ In the wilderness talking about childhood
♫ I seem to have picked up a heavy rock
♫ I was a slow moving target anyhow
♫ Not much of a cock of the walk
♫ I carried that stone everywhere
♫ From the river to the town
♫ Across the river through the mountains
♫ Without the smarts to put it down
♫ I know we were born free
♫ And we'll be free again
♫ As I lay it down
♫ Lay it down, lay it down
♫ When I lay my burden down
♫ I'll be free when I lay my burden down
♫ Every step is labored and every dance looks awkward
♫ Under the weight of what you've been carrying
♫ Makes it almost impossible to believe
♫ In joy, or love, or sweet redemption
♫ And the sweat becoming in a sweet consummation
♫ No forgiveness is in your heart for you to give
♫ No forgiveness is yours to receive
♫ I know we were born free
♫ And we'll be free again
♫ When I lay it down, lay it down, lay it down
♫ Lay my burden down
♫ I'll be free when I lay my burden down
♫ When I lay it down, lay it down, lay it down
♫ When I lay my burden down
♫ I'll be free when I lay my burden down
♫ I need a home
♫ I need an anchor
♫ I need to know that these are angels that are lifting me
♫ Carry me
♫ All I've ever wanted was someone to carry me