Snooping
NOT MY DAY.
Translated by Snooping
So, basically it was I was always good.
As long as I could think.
Of course, I also had problems. But what was it there?
Where we go on holiday?
Let's go to the lake if we go skiing in the mountains?
Buy me a smartphone or "Xbox"? Or maybe better a Playstation?
Borussia has again lost against Freiburg.
All complete idiot and excess.
For to notice who you are ...
what someone is really important and
... sure, the one where they expand like everything else in the world loves ...
you first to the neck stand in shit.
And I am now.
I am that way ...
Till Re ners.
And I'm just about to 72 hours ago.
Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Kohl Hage. What fun.
- DND not we? - No, of course not.
On the contrary. I have the best financing for you put together.
- Hi. - Take right place.
Then, once here and here sign, please.
And the signature is for our records ...
I've provided you with expert advice .
I wish you much luck and success in the new home.
- You may even come to visit, as we have taken up residence. - Very much.
- Goodbye. - Goodbye.
Till! Till!
Till! Come we make fast photos for Mr. Walther.
- Just press here. - Yes, I do know.
So ...
Shit, I do not see anything again ...
So ...
Good.
Nor anything. The text is as on the melody of Ein Loch ist im Eimer.
We were still agree with Sweet Dark Angel.
This Sweet Dark thing no one yet knows.
- We all want to sing. - Hey!
So, you know. Ein Loch ist im Eimer.
Sorry, we today have a small internal company party.
And the grandmother is the bouncy castle, or what?
Cool ar.
However, for clarity.
That's a 68er Mustang Fastback V8. Okay?
Yes, yes. And that gets you 20,000 Euros, yes?
I never said. That I get to 15. However, 5, I almost need extra ...
because I like my pearl on vacation want to go.
There is a beautiful village in southern France. Schär Burg.
Oh, Cher ourg.
Pard n.
If you have any collateral ... Mr. Navroki?
You're basically not well understood.
I will explain to you again. So pay attention.
The securities, okay, is practically the car.
That thing for 15,000? For nothing. This is only going up in value.
Not like you piss shares, who have no one wants, okay?
Do not get me wrong, but ...
I can not just give you a credit of 20,000 Euro.
If you can show me now what you deserved , then 't see at all ...
- different ... - If I come back ...
I start to work immediately. On a gabber me.
Ah. Okay. And what?
It is such a Allround Management.
Around Man gement?
- Allround Management. - Allround Management.
What have you done so far if I may ask?
- Building. - Building.
Build is good. The building has a golden bottom, right?
And ... as a bricklayer or ...
Building. Three years.
Mr. Navroki, I ...
wish I personally understand you exactly, but ...
Unfortunately, we have certain rules that I can not ignore.
I have understood but what is it there?
- Sorry? - That picture there, man. That advertising.
"Live your dream". That I am almost. That type there. Your customer.
But something's not there, right? Look for a precise.
Do I look like that klutz out there?
Do you believe that I'm against that old aunt still would not even complain, that looks like this?
What is this car? Mercedes without star?
They've probably done on purpose so ...
- Oh yeah? And why? - Because it ...
Because you fucked that campaign, because you fucked here is.
You know what I'm doing now? I earn my money in an honest way.
You can gladly hang out and people cheat. Walk to the fucking, you jerk!
Til !
Three, four ...
For almost 40 years he stands behind the counter. Our Mr. Walther, our Mr. Walther.
Always sweet, nice, neat. Our best money manager.
But soon he reaches the age our Mr. Walther, our Mr. Walther.
Where calls on the couch, old butterfly. Old butterfly, butterfly old.
40 years is very long, I thought ...
if I here when in Osthefen in the savings bank ...
my apprenticeship I signed.
Yeah, how do you keep it up?
Every day is like another.
But the good thing is: The older one gets, the more flies faster time.
I am now 60 years old ...
and I wonder, where did they go, all these years?
Was this it?
Do you want to? Or you do not want?
- And then I lift the glass. - Thanks.
Excuse me, the plastic cup.
I thank me for the nice party.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
Chee s.
The body is just camouflage. Below is actually one V8.
So Ford M stang.
- Is not that a long detour for you? - What the hell! I have no stress.
I can also now also not change that.
- Yes, now up to it! Hurry up! - Yes.
Wait a m nute.
- Where are you? - After 60. Mr. Walther.
You said you were again 20:00 here.
The shoot starts immediately. We have the studio ...
but for 3 hours. And that is all too short.
The photos must for end of the week online. You know how important that is.
But I had Mr. Walther yet ...
to drive home. That might also important for my career.
- What's with Nico on? - He has lost his Mummel.
- We have searched the whole house. - No wonder in this chaos here.
I put the stuff still gradually to Ina. It may be late.
Have un.
- Hey you, smaller dwarf? What is it? - The Mummel is gone.
- The Mummel is gone? Ohweia. - Yes.
- Where did he go? - I do not know
- Do not you know? - No, he's gone.
- Should we call him? - No.
Let's go find him. - No.
Put the glasses on then we see him better.
Supe .
Will we watch this? Maybe he was hungry ...
and has been hiding in the refrigerator.
What is that? Look.
Hello, I am the ugly bag. And who are you?
Do not talk to me?
Why not? Because I'm so ugly?
But, the one who finds me ugly I have to eat.
Oh, she wants us all to eat two. Fast outta here! Door and gone! Yes!
You're coming. Today is Ladies' Night.
I was on a Promiparty loaded ...
And those girls are hot and insatiable.
- What a super horny evening. Adieu. - Delicious.
- When you come to me tomorrow? - As always, around nine o'clock?
Take your time. We take a small private photo session.
Hey. Will not you sit in the front?
It's still not far to me. Do not hesitate to back down.
- Adieu - Beautiful evening!
Savings Osthofen Reiners. Good day.
- Hi, it's me. - Hi.
Can you later bring toilet paper and a pickle?
Yes
This morning we our still not spoken.
Thank you Nico have brought to the kindergarten.
- You're welcome. - Our evening yesterday was truly a success.
Marius find the pictures of the bags super horny.
Beauti ul.
- Yes that's cool. Be a cheerful. - I'm happy.
- That sounds not so. - Uh! Yeah! I'm happy.
At least Marius is totally excited and think that we are the bags ...
have to present at the Summer Shit Shopping. He even paid the state money.
- On what? - The Summer Shit.
What is that?
This is the Indie fair for fashion. All major labels are present.
It's just a shame that the Summer Shit 12. to 17. of July.
- That's right in our vacation? - And if we leave a week later?
Who do you imagine that? The holiday is agreed with everyone here.
That I can not move, as it suits me.
Okay. And when we leave i.p.v. two but a week?
Say, by twisted? I have that vacation. They work me all here completely on the nerves.
You can maybe even develop ...
but I have to work hard and earn money.
What do you mean by that? I finally earn money.
Those few pennies. I need also to Nico worry, that's not yet been elucidated.
Once Nico is in kindergarten, I can go on with our project.
Das was so agreed.
I told you that we do not overnight money.
But at the Summer Shit we find the buyer of Zalando ...
and if that record our range ...
Yeah, yeah. Your oven cloths next Gucci and Gabbana. I can not hear it anymore.
- Miriam, tell yourself, sucks. I beg you! - Do not frustration out on me!
It's not my fault that you your job aankotst.
This job does provide food on the table ...
and paid the installment payment of the house and you fucking car!
I would rather skip anything in the area around ...
stabbing me flowers in her hair and latte macchiato drink ...
but one of us must now once real money.
Miriam, I have to go, right? You later.
And
Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
You fucking bastard, you!
Shi !
What happened here? Time to pray or what?
You can go down again.
Young, get up!
Get up, I said. Stand up. Do you have a car?
- Do you have a car? - No, I do not have a car!
Girl, get up! I mean you. Arise.
All good. Look at me! Look at me, I said!
- Do you have a car? - Leave her alone.
What did you say? What do you little wanker told me?
What did you say, you rukkertje!
- I have a car. - Where?
- What? - Where is your fucking car, you rukkertje?
In the parking lot.
- Do you have a back exit? - Yes.
- Where? - Behind.
- And where is behind? - There.
You show me now little wanker! And listen to me.
If you scream, I Post Your ... - Yes.
- If you even breathe, I Post Your. - Yes.
And you verneuk me too. Do you understand?
- Yes. Yes. - Move!
If you scream, I Post Your ... Yes. Do you understand?
- I Post Your. - Yes.
- Make the car open, you dog. - This is my car.
Man, you did say that you had a car. What ...
Get in. Get in the car!
- Open it! Faster! - Yes.
Wha ?
This is a child. You should there simply press.
Oh G d!
And now fast way here. Do you understand?
Drive away, you wanker! Drive away, you wanker!
- What is that? What is this thing thing thing? - The safety belt.
Do him, you complete idiot. Do him!
Fast r!
Oh, o!
- I'll kill you, man! - Yeah, okay. Okay, everything is ...
I Post our.
- What is that? - I see it ... I do not see it.
Drive f ster!
Where should I go away?
Makes me so damn didnt care. Continue, you wanker! Drive faster!
Should I drive up the motorway? But, that's not a good idea.
This close the road ... and thereby incurred files ...
You have understood me, complete idiot! I'll kill you!
This is the last day of your life sucks, man. Okay?
- I'll kill you! - OK.
- Oh, Shit. - What?
There's been an accident. - What kind of an accident?
What is this shit?
- Back can be. - Go to it over!
Hey
- That's a cop. - Shit.
He comes straight at us.
That damned door. I fuck that shit door.
That's a child lock.
Listen, rukkertje. Listen to me. If you try anything ...
a sound, a sound, whatever ... I bang you off! Understood?
- OK. - Whether you understand me, you rukkertje!
Very calm now. Very quiet.
The culprit is a fugitive and has a hostage.
What should it be when it's finished?
I thought ... I thought, I can just the traffic passing by.
Wrong imagined. The other lane must remain free. So back.
Excu e.
- I have not seen. - Shut up and drive!
Really, I've only seen briefly.
I you could not even describe. You look so normal.
That is not to say that I mean that negative but that's me.
I can not remember faces. This is very strange to me.
I've seen thousands of movies with Brad Pitt and ex
... when I read the credits, I think. Who has he played well?
- Keep your mouth shut! You work on my nerves! - Okay, excuse.
- What is this shit ... - Mummel.
- Was this a gay teddy bear? - This is my son, Nico.
That he has looked everywhere. Nico three years old and is on August 4, four.
This is not ... That's not a teddy that's a hare.
- What is that? - Nico's music.
Shi !
A4: between Bensberg and Overath 5 kilometer traffic jam.
A5: Heidelberg Karlsruhe, between Bruchsal and Karlsruhe ...
What was that, man? Do you have a cell phone with you?
Do you fucking shitty wanker a cell phone with you?
Why did not you tell, that you have a cell phone?
- Because you did not ask me? - What is that thing?
- Here. Here.
Where? You c cksucker.
Damn pikzeuger. And that's Nico, or not?
On August 4, he gets four years old.
Get in, man!
Shit, man, beware! Give gas!
- God, Shit! - I'm sorry.
Why buy you some fucking wanker car, man?
The car belonged to my father.
He died six months ago. I'm sorry. He is sorry ... I'm sorry all ...
Shut up! Stop there!
- Stop? - Stop, man!
I'm so ry.
Get o t!
Shi !
... Please behind the roadblock ...
How hostage look like?
Well, actually small. Short blond hair, blue eyes ...
- Do you have a picture? - Ah, one photo! Yes.
Sec
Here. Very poor quality. But at least we know ...
- he has a southern accent. - Who should imagine that?
- Snoop Dogg? - No, that's Mr. T.
- Well 't A-Team. - These rappers are not all criminals.
Her .
Yes. Normally, see our Mr. Reiners quite normal ...
Now we know exactly how many stolen is 18,670 Euro.
Central. 1/18 here. Can you tell me the number of the apartment with the disorder?
Yes, 1/18, you must be on the Akazienweg 125.
We have a persoonsindenticatie here. Can you incorporate short?
We have traced the cell phone of the hostage. They ride in the direction of Frankfurt.
The money is not marked or numbered or some other dirty sofa shit?
No, numbered notes
normally ... Horny!
Hello? Hello?
- Hello. - How are you?
- Well? Good. And you? - It's going well.
Listen, honey. Listen. Very fast. Beware.
Get some stuff in and then take us tomorrow for an hour.
Right on time on the other side, okay?
- Why? - I tell you then.
- Why a? - Can not tell you.
- Why not? - Because this is a surprise.
- I want to know now! - Then it is no ...
If that's a fucking action I did not feel like it.
Hi, which is the family Reiners.
We are not able or now not record.
therefore the messages to ...
Here Hebeler, rectangular severe Osthefen. Please call us right back, Ms. Reiners.
This is your husband. My number is 02,354,001.
Till Reiners ...
is not currently accessible but yet his mailbox.
Nicely, you do not want to speak with me? You know what? I you do not actually.
I do not sleep at home. I bring Nico to ...
my mother, then we have time to think about us after . Goodbye!
Hey, uy?
- Ye ?
Burg Schär, Cherbourg, or how it is called, this shit hole ...
- How do you spell that? - With ch.
- Game once. - C-H-E-R-B-U-R-0 ...
Wait. Wait a minute. C-R-O, what was that?
- C-H-E-R-B-O-U-R-G, - B-O-U-R-G.
- Patience, The route will be calculated. - What is this shit voice?
- I find it very funny. - Super cheerful. You idiot.
Putting on a seatbelt. Now it is going to happen.
- The route is almost 855 kilometers. - Shit.
Can you play?
What should I play? - What do I know?
Fox, you've stolen the goose.
Hey, an!
Play some decent. Rock 'n' Roll, that's on anyway!
- That thingy ... - Donar.
Sin .
- Donar really are the hottest. - Horny.
What is the guy with the blinker again? - Kid Snake.
His ex drummer him with his first wife, Gina Hemsworth ...
that flagship cheated. And then Snake has thrown him out of the band.
Brian is completely exhausted and rammed him the drumsticks in his eye.
Since then, he also called One Eyed Snake.
Real y?
I've heard that he was involved in a knife fight with English hooligans.
Yeah ... Maybe just myth.
He probably wears that blinker because it looks cool.
- Kid Snake is certainly cool. - Yes.
No thanks, I do not drink alcohol. So, actually ...
What is that half ass answer. You're a real slob.
- What is your name, slob? - Reiners.
Well Till. Till Reiners.
Do not fight name? A fight name street name.
Listen, I for example, Nappo, Hey, Nappo.
Nappo is Nippon. Japanese martial art and stuff. Do you understand?
Martial Arts. Technique.
Play n.
Ange .
- What is it? - That bunny that looks like Mummel.
I was thinking just to my son.
Children are really cool.
- Look here, Mascha - Lief.
- How old? -17.
She lives with her idiot mother in Poland.
In the meantime, I have a son in Bayern but I have never seen.
Maybe there are 20 or 30 others.
What if you ask me ...
- What if you just let me go? - What?
I am not a lawyer, but I believe than the hostage is no longer included.
What dick now? You still have no idea at all.
This plays here very clearly the circumstances surrounding the abduction.
That are at least 5 years.
And my record there are 7 or 8.
And what do you do now?
I do not know, man? I'm hungry, damn shit.
If Fred Chen had not gone off, we had something to eat, shit!
What about the rabbit?
Bunny in red wine sauce.
Respectively beer sauce. We have no wine at all.
Behind I think certainly rosemary and wild garlic , and then I make one ...
What? Move! With stupid watch is not a roast.
And you can cook, or what? Boah that tastes like ass.
I hope your grandma is better 's stove.
Well, actually I cook.
And you should definitely also self pipes?
My wife is currently very much and comes home late.
She is a fashion designer and is currently working on a project.
Well listen carefully, my friend.
You need your grandmother once neatly respect in birding. Do you understand?
Do not like. "I can a little cooking" and so.
A woman who wants to look up to her guy. Do you understand?
... Not as one frustrated typetje, who finds his life to puke.
Till find his whole life not to puke.
We are currently in a difficult phase. That's all for long-term relationships.
He probably has some kind early midlife crisis.
It starts at some time in men.
For any time? Man, Miri.
And now honestly: When he laughed the last time?
What, you want me to leave here? I'm not going in there.
Till, do not go on my nerves. Go in there! - I'm not going in there!
Listen! You are now going to go in there. I'm leaving, and get my baby, and then my pearl ...
and then when I am a few kilometers away ...
I'll call the cops and tell them where they can find you.
And if you appened?
What can happen now? - No idea! An accident or something.
- What are you talking now for shit? Go inside! - I do not go in!
- Go inside! - I do not!
- That's no fun. - I do not go in there!
- I get no air in it. - You get no air in it?
This is the car of my father.
- Yes' shit. And? - Hello? Hello?
Thick oh shit! Come on!
Come on man!
Hey! Till! Stay here, fucking shit!
Are you trying to make here?
We need a car.
- Shoot your next again broken? - Shut up and walk!
You do not try it. Immobiliser.
- Hey! - Are you crazy? Have you no pride?
'N Skoda shit? The Czechs can produce whores, but no cars!
This is lined with leather.
Fuc .
It still was green, you monkey!
I want phone - You want nothing.
I'm almost 24 hours from home.
My wife and son die of fright.
- I want to tell them that it goes well with me. - Lie down again! Immediately!
Different? Do you want to murder me? In the middle of the road, right?
I want to call my wife!
Get the fuck down again!
Boah! You're already awake!
- Today I cooking day in kindergarten. - Oh, striking.
And Di ki?
- He has still not reported. - Nico?
Sorry. I'm not awake.
- Tomorrow. - Tomorrow.
You can just take a towel from the laundry basket.
I did not get much sleep last night.
I hea d.
Fuck, I have the USB Stick with me.
- With the cutting patterns? - Yes.
- Yeah, shit. - Can not you get?
I?
I have to fit up to 13 hours on Telko, before that I do not make it.
I really still too much residual alcohol in me. - I can still ride.
Perfect. Later.
Reine s?
I am 't. Till.
This is me well. -
Yeah .. that's nice. With me it sucks.
I have not much time. You've surely heard that I ...
I along with a young man on the move 'm standing with us ...
- The bank has a little operated. - Oh, man!
I'm doing well, and he let me go once that case is over.
This is my current situation. - Nice, and now I will explain my situation.
I waited all night out you would call back.
I've just ... - I speak now.
I feel really fucked. You can not months ...
all your frustrations and devour me then vomit all for the feet!
I have just told you anyway ...
What you've thrown me yesterday in my head was really striking.
It is better if the two of us us not see for a while.
But it seems you're making nothing out that I was not home last night!
Hä? How so? Where were you then?
Say not. I now first time for myself.
I volunteer again, if it suits me. - But I can not.
That's very good! Now I have to work ie. Goodbye!
Miriam? Mi ...
Oh G d.
You are a much poorer sucker, as I thought. - I have to call again.
You heard what she has just said. - She does not understand what is going on.
Because she was not home all night. And what does that mean?
She fucks someone else, man. Come on! - Huh?
Yes, of course. And you poor sucker ...
makes you worry about that, why evening they come home so late?
Oh, I forgot, they still have that project. Project.
And I tell you what that is for a project, man. A fucking project. Let go.
Look at that.
This is orny.
And what do you say?
What do you look so stupid? You can someone really spoil his fun.
Sorry, I've come along.
If you had me that shit loan given we were not here.
Long r.
Lang r.
Shi !
This will open inward.
Go over it.
I? Why me? - Well I, then?
Do you think I'm going over there, and you get in the car and you clear off?
There are now over! - And the dog?
This is a lead.
Can not we better wait? - I've waited long enough. Go over it!
Is i ?
- What now? - My foot ...
My foot up your ass sticking immediately. Now open it.
- I thought, who is on a leash. - Do I even imagined.
That does not do anything. That was Hitler who barks only.
- Hitler behaved. Yes good Hitler. - Hey!
Quiet now! Hey Osama, still!
Quiet! Lie down! - Osama? I thought it was Hitler.
This is Osama. Hitler had you right away torn to pieces. - Where is your father?
Who loves beauty sleep.
What does that pussy there on that rod?
No idea. Clean the gate open. I'll pick up my baby.
Obedient Osama. Fine. You have that beautiful suckers ceased. Obedient. Obedient, Osama.
Come here! Osama, come here. Here in! Come on!
Osama, here! On! Osama, come! Obedient!
The Langer. - You old pervert.
Everything okay?
- Everything okay. And you? - Everything fit.
But what drag me now for inside, a citizen in my home?
So come w lking.
For example. Well, yes. It must be here now all very official walk with me.
Tax
But that is not quite right. - Why?
Well, here is 20,000 We've talked about 15.
With 15 you can take him, you've said. - Yes, 20 I take the decision.
This was net. You have forgotten the VAT.
- VAT password? -2850.
What did he do? - 15 plus VAT are 17,850.
And why is here 20?
You do not have to buy the car , bag of chips.
If you asked someone what, soup you gay?
What hot soup here home, you spritz cookie? The company is in my name.
Yes, "For my ass and Zwanni BV", or what's that?
I can halve your teeth with your balls.
Shut up close and lick me with that quirk in your face.
Shut up! Shut up!
Man, you! Sit down please again.
Man
If Cinderella does not want the car, we sell him to Aslan. Which gives us 25.
Aslan Aslan, or what? Do you not say, you do with that guest workers no business?
Not in jail. Outer other laws apply.
Oh, the bin you honestly ...
and rd outside cheat your customers? How long have we known us before?
Nappo, that here is strictly business. So ...
Do you have 20 or not?
Call Aslan on. - Wait! Wait
I have the 20.
The contract is not valid.
What state citizen now dicks again?
I want to make only there mindful that the contract as legally correct.
A trader needs as opposed to a private seller ...
guarantee freedom from
at least a year ... and that is not shown here. And so the contract is not valid.
Legal v ewed.
Moreover, there is a difference between mileage and mileage.
But I think that goes a bit too far here.
12. The car has only 000 kilometers of walking?
What is really going on here?
See the car once. The engine is tiptop. - Yes, I know.
That I believe. I'm just saying, 'n 68er Mustang Fastback
with a running performance of 12,000 kilometers ...
then quasi that 25,000 Euro for nothing.
What are you saying all for fucking shit?
Can I view the paper again?
If everything here is completely official, is still certainly not a problem.
"Do you have 20 or not?" -Go Please sit back, you.
Man, ou!
Well n ce.
Many toys here.
Toys I have. To not for children.
Tell me, is this guy from your girlfriend 'n Rocker?
That? No I do not know, maybe even earlier.
Look what that contributes underpants. Man, that guy's a really good burger.
How the USB Drive looks?
Do you want me not stick your also give a try?
- Here? - Yes, that is good for the aura of the house.
Do not know how long this is more fucked?
Will not you horny that?
Come n.
Come s ep.
Now get out.
But I could you betray.
I know the license plate number of your car. I could go to the cops.
Tell me, though your wife is cheating. You love your son, or not?
Yes, of ourse.
Then go to your family and keep your mouth shut , okay?
Well, then ...
It was ool.
The next time you're in the neighborhood, I'll buy you a piece of cake and coffee ...
or just come along. - Shut up.
Oka .
Yes? - What is going on. Have you already started?
Deal Deal. -
Tell me ... who just citizen, where do you know of?
What is that to you? - Discount guy?
What you want from me?
I have an assignment for you that delivers 10 grand on.
But we have those citizens in need. - Tell me.
Look at. I'll give you some money to play with it ...
and you drive to Amsterdam.
'N few Albanians have offered me papers of a burglary.
That would be worth a lot, but I trust that no pocket.
Prepare for the next round? - You're wondering.
Oh come. One time goes.
Miri 'you little grease cat.
So, if you can not give it to me, then I must do it yourself.
You're razy.
Miri m?
Hell .
Cun !
What you get in your head?
- Miriam! - Oh, Shit.
Oh, S it!
Make that door. Make that shit door!
I have worked broken for you, so you can do your thing!
I have abandoned my dreams. The music!
Just everything! Even my little balls I hung on the peg.
- Oh, Shit. - And you do this behind my back ...
with 'n shit Fitness Studio monkey!
Is clear: I have to work. The project!
How long has this been going on? You fuck project? And get that door open now!
I want you to go!
Get out of my house! I afbetaal with my hard-earned money.
Is that clear? Get out of my life!
Now my first time for myself!
Til ?
You have reached your destination. Welcome home.
Hey Slut! - What?
Everything okay with you, man?
- She deceived me. - Do I still from the beginning said.
I get home. Is there a stranger in our marriage bed.
No. That's ...
Hey, look at this.
Oh, Shit. What should I say to Nico?
Stop once crying. I have a job open for us.
Fast earned money for us two. - Listen do not you?
Do not you understand me? My wife fucks another one!
I'm not tapped by clasp. What do you want to do. Chasing her?
If we have that behind us, we go to the city.
Then let the puppets dance. And we dress up a little neat.
Beyond his thousand wives. What is this shit?
So, now imagine yourself not to and get in. Come on!
Come on, get in!
Well come anyway. Come step!
Thank you, my friend!
- Hi, Ina. - Hi.
Baby. You, something happened very stupid. - What?
- Till thinks you are cheating on him. - What?
The whole thing is extremely painful.
And, little one? - What, baby?
Your clock is broken? We have said, one hour. - Have you said. What should that here?
Whose is that?
I bought. - Which?
With money. - From whom?
Am I here in one damn Quiz Show?
Can you maybe a little bit happy, to see me? Come on, get in!
Who is that? - Hi, I'm Till.
Jou has no one asked. Get in the back!
- Ina! - Hey, Nico. And you?
Nico you go to your room? Ina and I have to run an adult conversation.
You know each other. - Yes.
Do you ... Do you want something to eat?
Nico, not watch TV! - Papa's on the TV!
Yeah, sure. - He looks cheerful.
Will you please ... - They are traveling in a red Subaru ...
and the distinctive OV TM 3501. And the police hope mu on tips.
Is this your cart, or?
Stop provoking me. I told you that it was my car.
That wanker rides there 's Subaru.
This muthafucka it looks good, though he understands money.
That wanker looks like a wanker. That's my car, paid my money.
Your money. - Yes, with my money.
Yeah, yeah. Like you and raking that you always go ...
have ever played anything done. - I'll tell you what.
If I resolve to do with that one drink, it always succeeds.
- Yes. - Yes.
Yes
Do not o erdo.
Because Belgium is shorter. - However, we drive to Holland.
Holla d?
What is this shit? I thought we drive to Lara.
However, we now drive to Holland.
I do not want that shit all the way to Holland! Holland is shit!
This is like staying at home. Only starting.
No, worse. That's like the east. Alone in the west.
Man
Where the beaches are there not built so close. Is fun there, I was there once with my family ...
What dick now? - Shut up, both!
Walk all fucked up.
Row from there. I want to get off. - Now stop that shit.
Stop t ere!
Leave that shit now! - Stop right there!
Let that shit now, please! - Man, stop there!
Fucking shit! Do you want to murder us, you whore?
Whore! Never say whore to me! - I say so often whore with you, if I want to ...
you whore. - Go to fucking!
Grease your way. Whore. - Lubricate you away, limp dick!
Throw my door not as close, whore!
Grease him, you stupid cow. - What?
- Would you really leave her there? - That bitch makes me crazy.
Grease him, you rukkertje!
Here, take a drink!
Nadine! adine!
Hey, comrade! Do not have eyes in your head, or what? Do not fall asleep!
Yes, I do not know. Such an idiot. That will be over.
I know who you are. - What do you say?
Look windshield. I know, that's pointing a gun at you . Yes? Look windshield.
Is he in here?
Who? - Man, do not speak!
I know, you should do so, as if nothing ... So ...
Blow your nose. Once for yes and twice for no . Is he in here?
Where? Who is it?
The Porsche Driver? - Yes. The Porsche Driver.
I knew. The Porsche Driver. - The Porsche Driver.
Wow
This pervert. Come here! - Yes.
The next please? - Come immediately.
Only once on, you now do the following.
You are paid to the cashier and for the drink, yes?
But quite normal. You pretend nothing. Then you go outside.
Very slowly and quietly. Do not fall in.
And when I "now" scream, run away. No more turn around and go to the police.
Okay. - OK.
If something happened and we do not see us back ...
then tell my mother, I could not do otherwise.
I completely forgot, what a little horny fuck box you are.
Can you drive away your car? - What? 12:00?
Relax. I drive the car away immediately.
Backward idiot!
Not you. Such an asshole here at 't station.
You do these things from Korea it. Run!
That he notes anyway not.
We have to go. He recognized me. Come on! - Wait.
Have you seen what that typetje did there?
Open up! - Look at that shit, man!
Look at it. This guy is a complete idiot.
What was that idiot? - No idea.
There are a lot of sick people.
You IQ free wanker! Old Man, my seat, you ...
Everything okay?
Backward idiot!
The recording was made two hours ago .
At a gas station on the A3.
This is absurd. Till would never together do with a bank robber affairs.
If a hostage he sees also not however.
The bank robber named Frank Navroki.
He is due to theft, robbery and injury convicted multiple.
The day before the robbery he was with your husband in the bank.
So what? Still proves nothing at all.
Your husband has already once been in contact with the law.
Wabli f?
In 2003, your husband because of joint ...
Oh that old hat. We were 'n marriage and he was drunk.
Is on the day of the offense the accused at 2:45 pm ...
"in apparently strong alcoholic state deliberately ...
"The window of a city billboard with a 0.5-liter glass bottle smashed ...
" and the large format poster that there was smashed in.
This was such a ridiculous casting show.
Yes
"After the two policemen accused von Stein POK ...
and PHM Lanz was summoned to show his identification ...
he has them as" pig cops " scolded.
" Also he dubbed Superintendent Lanz as '' kuttenkop "...
and he was pawing at him ...
"Whereby the uniform of the HI became heavily damaged. "
I think this sounds as if your Man tends toward aggression.
Although ...
He can not tolerate alcohol and Since then nothing more drunk!
You only have an hour ago heard of the robbery?
Yes. That I can still just said.
Although you this morning your husband called?
Yes ... Yes. I have not listened.
We had a fight.
What you had an argument? - We currently have some problems.
Was it perhaps to financial difficulties? - What?
Yes, we know that you have a loan. On your home.
Well, here I no longer listen to.
Wanke s.
Shit fietsspastisten. - Shit.
Man! That's nice, that you are a little looser.
But have you noticed that there was a lady sitting in the car. - Oh! And now I'm a lady?
Here. Buy you something beautiful, baby.
Baby, if I am a lady, I also like a look, right?
Ajuus, uys.
My little fuck swallow. - Chicks are all the same.
About 100 meters you have reached your goal completely.
How can one find such a nice shit?
What do you think nice? - Hot, hot. The goal is very close to.
Jou sell a few blows in your face , I really like.
Good answer. We are incidentally drove just past.
You stupid jerk. You're just driven past it.
- Hello! - Nappo and Till tiger here.
The Langer sent us.
Have you gone completely mad? - My fighting name.
We have to act serious business off . Relax Do you go first.
- Cool, - Yes.
- Hi. I'm Sokol. - Nappo. Nice to meet you.
Til .
Come on, guys.
How do you say it again?
Why do you know? - I once had a girlfriend from Albania.
You? - Yes, long ago. 'N horny bitch was.
'N horny ass, you know, do you? Tits. If that you sucked ...
Nappo! We settle a serious matter here.
Relax a bit, yes?
I'm going to call.
What now? What is it? Are those things nothing worth? Say on! I'm talking to you!
Albanians who have no idea what they have owned. Call Langer agree on.
Call Langer on.
Langer, here's Till tiger.
- Lift zwijger? - No, not lift taciturn.
Till this morning. I have checked the documents.
These are debentures of a bank in the Cayman Islands.
Those real? - Hundred Percent.
What are they worth?
Officially 400,000 Pond The exchange rate is approximately 1.2, 1.3, but ...
about half a million.
Give me appo.
Yo
Oka .
What did he say? - We take the shit with 100 grand.
100? Who have no idea. We lay their 50,000 on the table ...
You now keep your mouth shut and you do not interfere with it.
Move! This is not kinderverjaardags- party! -
Yeah ... ... 6,7,8,9, 10.
100,000. - Nice.
Thanks. - Cash. Cash.
Panels should be drunk, guys. - Of course.
So ...
Everything okay?
Guys, it was fun to do business with you.
How do you say cheers on 't Albanian?
That's medication, man. - Albanian medication?
Albanian drops, fired twice. - Boah.
Can I tell you something?
The grapes are young women ground with their feet.
Another one!
A sense. I like that. - His tastes.
It must be so.
Brings happiness. Thus. - Exactly. We have enough of that stuff.
Cheers. - So ... Gezuar!
Boah, now it 's good. - Hey!
Why do not you drink with me?
Am I not enough gangster for you? - Is everything cool.
Nothing is cool. This guy thinks he has something better?
Why you so stupid grin?
Laugh me out? Do you find me funny? - Till.
Should I show you, how funny I am? - Who does not laugh at all.
Clear. Who is always laughing with his boerenlul Balkans. What do you want?
What do you want?
He says sorry for his disrespectful rude behavior. Stay away from me!
Quiet, bowl. Quiet, quiet, quiet. Everything okay. Everything okay. Everything okay.
Wha ?
Quiet, man. Okay?
Armando drink with you, okay?
But I disagree with him.
Come here, you tramp! We all hit you on your face.
Wai !
Let Nappo alone!
You have thought you could bezijken us?
Stand! - Nappo, beware
Eating my dust!
You Albanian ...
Julie swamp gay, you guys!
Till! - Yes!
Damn shit out of here, man!
Will you still mikwater little booze?
Fuck! Fucking shit! - Those were Nappo and Till tiger. Yes!
Here, look. I have the guys ...
Have you lost it, you idiot? Are you crazy?
Now it's my fault? You've seen yet, how Albanian behaved.
You can be happy, that I have saved the life.
Without me you got colored on there.
I still have that explained everything. I was at the police, who ...
Mom, you do not have to worry no .
No, I do not know where he is ...
No, you do not. Ina cares about Nico.
I volunteer again, if there's news.
Okay. Until then. Goodbye.
Peentje. - Berni.
Hey. - We have already seen it on TV.
We also want to inform all of us actually , but we thought we ...
but do not go your nerves.
Then you have also not heard from him?
The bank robber has left him free.
He was also briefly home ... but then left again.
Was I too harsh for Till?
You also believe that, because to me his dreams and music has given up?
Who says that?
He himself. - Peentje, that's complete nonsense.
Till wanted to leave the band itself. - He wanted a Nine-to-five job.
Holiday. Building Contract. Ens us he wanted that shit shit too foist.
But that's Till now once. 'N weak stream rocker.
Old Man, what the Langer us now for an emaciated sent?
For example, fifty-fifty we had said.
That's 500 for you.
Reduced by 100 for petrol and 1, 2 for safety and marriage mediation.
Continue on 200 for you. Enough to get a ticket home and buy a few tulips for your wife.
And Baby? - Fuck, I'm fucked.
That monkey makes me wonder.
In Cherbourg get a little relaxation from me.
Oka .
Oh baby. Note I will not next thought.
We are looking for us now a lovely little hotel ...
and then we make our one beautiful romantic evening for two.
I called Lara, we come.
Okay. But to Cherbourg are the ... What?
About 700 kilometers. That I can not drive.
Then I drive. - Nadine, what is that?
Why n t?
I stand in the kitchen and bake a posh cake for you?
I want to Cherbourg! - "I want to Cherbourg."
Nadine, what that shit now?
What do you want in that verkakte Schär Burg?
What I want there? Holidays. Of proles like you!
You stay here, and we make our tonight a romantic evening!
Donar is in town. Tonight at the Amsterdam Arena.
What are you doing here again deadwood?
See you not that I try, make me a romantic evening?
Yeah, exactly. One romantic evening three of us?
Nadine! Please do not overdo. - Let me go now!
Just ry.
Cowboy Boots? - Yes!
Nappo, how do you like my new style?
Save n!
Another rait.
Look at this. 'N Nazi mask.
I am the anteater! - Check your fantasist who here once, how that looks.
Leave the people alone, you idiot. Come on now.
Take that shit thing with it, you idiot!
Hi, I'm the Pink lout.
Idiot! Are you tapped on clasp? Put that thing away!
How you doin ', gabber?
What's that now? Thor! Yeah.
Thor! eah!
Her .
What? Op outen!
Nappo, what is that?
You okay, man!
Everything okay here? - Everything cool.
What are you doing, you grachtenzeiker? - Till!
This has provoked me with his Holland Bike!
Are you nsane?
Well, you mice? What you pay for me?
What do you want, then you kuttenkop?
Come on! Man!
Com !
Are we slowly leave or what? - Yes.
Come n!
What did he? - This is an adult. That will be fine.
Are you sure that's a good idea? - Curiously!
There is a reputation at stake. - Do you know who that was?
Do not care. Come on! - An absolute insider tip.
This does not hog you.
I do not believe it!
Here no pig knows me? - That's not possible.
Tomorrow in the subway: "Til Schweiger Strip Club in Amsterdam."
Thanks! - What?
Why, what? I speak French? - You notenpit.
Give me an autograph card. Now! - What horny!
I do not believe it!
What's your name? - How do you get that T-shirt?
Thor! - Thor!
Donar are the horniest! Yes! - Donar are the horniest!
Look. Have I let me just put.
What is that 'n horny cart?
Exactly the right thing for our 3 knapperds.
Board ng!
Yes! I was in the middle!
Excuse. I'm waiting for a German named Til Schweiger.
Yes, I am. Till tiger.
The tiger nuts.
Hey. Want to see my nuts? - Yes, of course.
Let's do indecent things. - Yes? Okay.
A time to Donar concert.
Hello, this is the family Reiners.
We're not there yet, or we can just do not come to the phone.
Messages are therefore on the ...
Hi, it's me! Snake.
Yes I just know your friend learned.
Husband. Husband. - I have heard that you are a German couple.
I love the German philosophy. - Yeah.
As Kant for instance, that cunt. I love many cunts. But nevertheless ...
What is it with you, baby? I thought ...
Till is the coolest motherfucker on this earth.
And if! Yes!
Give, give me, give him.
Have you heard, Miriam? I do not need you anymore.
So look, how you save it yourself! I'll never need it!
Give Nico a kiss from me, yeah? - Till? Till? Till?
Fuc !
21 new me sages.
That was really cool, Snake. You are the coolest motherfucker in the world!
This slut can walk to the balls! - Yeah.
There is just one thing. A small thing.
What do you want from me?
Come h re.
Yes
Lui, come. You should now on stage.
Bastard, Man! - I love you, Snake.
Very quiet. - What is it?
That was great. Need another 10,000? - Very quiet.
Come on. Take the money. I have really a lot of fun.
Miriam, I really do not know what to do.
He just wants to sleep. - I'm here tomorrow.
Well g eat.
If there is anything you you call me.
You do not have to be afraid. - I do not know ...
he talks all the time about hateful sample bags, which I must hide.
Sooner or later he would sleep. This works you.
I have to hang up now. Goodbye.
Okay, okay, okay. Let's put that allem ...
What is it?
'N fuzz car's got a Citroen sawn in half, but for real.
Goddamn shit! That idiot! Another fucking shit!
I'll be back shortly.
Oh, M n!
Why are you yelling at me?
You can lick me in the ass, when I just fresh shitting, you chipzak!
Yes. ry!
The police are already long.
Where is it?
Till! Till! Till! Everything okay. Everything okay. What are you doing here?
What is it? - What are you doing?
Be happy that the car is broken. - The cops come.
I'll pay you ... - What is this shit?
Do not be so hard! - I'm sure. Away quickly!
10,000! - Money is not a problem.
Do not are!
What happened? What happened, you idiot? - Nothing. It's not my fault.
What are you doing, man? - Dancing! I want to dance.
Never danced on one police car? What is it, old man?
Dancing. - That money there, man!
You stole the money from the Albanians? You know what that means?
I did it anyway borrowed.
You have no idea, what you've done now!
This murder us, man! - How? Which are far too stupid for that.
Oh, that ... - Till!
This is not good. - Shit!
Shi !
Fuck! Shit! - Hot!
Come out of there, you deadwood!
Shit, man! - Yeah, shit.
Fuck! Come on, man!
Come on, you idiot! - Ouch. Grab me not so hard stuck!
I was on 't Donar concert!
Horny! That was so horny!
I sang with Kid Snake. You should have been at ...
Keep your head now, Till! Keep your mouth shut! - It was only money.
I know what's under his oogklepje ...
Grab the stuff. We have to leave! - Do you have a mini-bar?
Jou now keep your damn mouth shut, okay? Come on!
She's really good. You are brutal.
Keep your mouth shut! - But I think you're okay.
Come on! Come on!
Nadine, I think you're okay.
Fuck! - What is that?
Stay calm now! - We can still have a drink ...
or go on vacation, Nappo. Just drive to the left. Or right.
Horn .
Yes
How the fuck you shut up!
Nadine, you're my dark angel.
Nadine! - Keep your mouth shut!
Baby, that you do not succeed! - Yes, it succeeds him!
Yes
This is when the roller coaster.
Ouc .
Nappo! Stop once!
Nadine, I'm sick.
Give him a plastic bag or something. - Man, I have no pocket.
Give him your purse! - No, man! That of George Gina & Lucy!
- I need to puke. - Hold on now, man! You gay!
Nappo! - Hold on!
Nappo! - You keep full now, man!
Till! I warn you, man! Do not do it! Do not do it!
I'll kill you! I get that smell out of the chairs never get out.
I swear, I'll kill you!
Fuc !
My husband has stolen the car outside. I heard from the police.
He must have been here. - Police?
Well the police. Here in Amsterdam.
They have told me that accident beyond, that was my husband!
His name is Till Reiners. Have you seen him?
No
Excuses. I think I've seen your husband.
Where? - Just on the other side of the canal.
About exactly 30 kilometers should we back down on the freeway.
We first need to get rid batty.
So, get out! Get out, old man!
Check that shit here again!
Her !
I hope I never see ...
Hell ?
Is Reiners Till you? - With whom am I speaking?
I want Till Reiners still speak. - Go to fucking!
Give me that deadwood, or she dies!
Til !
Yes? - Here is someone you want to speak.
Till? - Miriam?
I'm sorry. I was looking for you. Till ... - Miriam?
If you want to see her alive, then'm about an hour in the Crane Street, near the harbor.
There's an old faucet on an abandoned shipyard.
Do you understand me? - Crane Street near the harbor. Old shipyard. I have.
Gives you nothing in your head! Wout shit or something.
No, definitely not. - And do not come without the money.
Who have Miriam! - Fuck!
We have to drive back. - And then?
I do not know. With their talk or anything. - Where do you want to talk about them?
These impersonations grew up in the war. That murder you! And Miriam immediately.
We can not just leave her there! - I told you, man.
Call the cops. - Then they murder her, Nappo.
We have to play her there in one way or another . - What is called here "we"?
Have I stolen the Albanians the money?
Then I'll go alone.
Til !
Nadine, this guy is just overwhelming, okay? I do not count.
That shit he has caused.
Now do you believe really, that I did not understand that you've done a robbery again?
All the money, the car here?
You're still worried him that Shit. Without you he was not here, man.
A coward you are. - Hold on, yeah?
That's it.
I'm trying just to be sensible. - Ah, wise?
To the shit with you wisely. Just Admit that you're scared.
Excuse, the port?
The port? Across the street. - Thanks!
Fuc !
About 200 meters while to deflect left ...
Boah. What is this thing nerve?
There he is. - Where?
There, on the bike.
Well, throttle, throttle!
Fuc !
There, on the stairs.
What does that say? - I hope that what I think.
Will not you help him? - I do anyway.
As a reliable getaway driver.
I want € 100 000, no alarm. No police!
Our monies sitting behind a timeslot.
I know. Five minutes. No longer.
Man! Why does it take so long? - That shit bank has a time slot.
Shit! Come, let's go! Damn shit!
Shit! Fuck! - Shit!
And now? - Drive away. I'll be back directly.
And you? - I'm fine.
Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
I said, no police!
Halt! Do not move! All on the ground!
Give me the money!
Do not ove!
Shi !
I'm sorry, but I have to save my wife .
Give me that thing now!
Where are the patterns?
Come n!
Will there still someone a hero?
Nobody ove!
Get out! Or I'll kill the next.
Sit d wn.
It's okay. Sit down.
Outside swarming ' t of the policemen.
That damned idiot!
Hey
I have your money! - Armando!
Yeah? - Wait!
Stand tay!
Put that gun away. I have come to give you the money.
Everything is cool.
Here is the money. But I have the girl needed. Where is the girl?
I have to see her, man!
Arman o!
All cool. I have nothing against you. I am truly sorry, I did not.
This guy's lost it. That she has not all.
But he loves his wife, you know? He would do anything for her.
Come on! Barking dogs do not bite, okay?
Barking dogs do not bite, okay?
Everything okay?
Wait. I put it off. Three. okay? One, two ...
Where is Till?
Come n.
Til !
Miri m!
Til !
Do not shoot! I come out!
Til .
He is my husband! He is my husband!
Miriam! - Till!
Til .
I've always wondered what happened when you die.
Is just all over?
A large, black "nothing" or a white shimmering light?
Or there might be angels calling your name?
As I'll ever come back.
This here goes to the BND.
And Interpol ... Nappo has pulled me everywhere.
He's got the whole shit known.
... Typetje in the bank, which has said. Other typetje ...
Thus, my act was one emergency. Legal viewed so.
Nevertheless, I was still three months ...
spend in this architectural structure.
Enough time to handle a couple serious matters.
Allround Management's called here. But that's not my world.
On 't end is only one thing important:
one who waits for you as the whole shit is over.
Dad! Dad! - There's my little dwarf.
What have you become big.
Did you miss me? - Yes.
Me t o!
And my bank robber? - What?
Bank employee can not anymore. - Do not have to.
You can now all the time his dad home. - Why?
The crazy and I ...
our ugly handbags brought to the man.
And are you also not so innocent.
Hey, Mummel there again. - That was in Spain.
It was in Spain? - Yes.
Someone him from Spain sent without sender.
And Till, one more thing:
If you want to visit us once, We are waiting here for you, man.
I tell you what.
'
Donar is in town. Tonight live in Amsterdam ...
Which could pipes as ... - Nappo!
We have serious here to transact business.
We have a serious job handle.
We have to deal with a serious job. Sorry, can not do it.
Okay, once again.
Stop right there!
Thank you, orgeous.
You are spry. Here ...
16,000, 18 ... Shit! 18 670 Euro. Excuses.
What is it? Move! With around looking stupid , which is not roast.
I have to call again.
Shi .
Where are you? Excuses.
Everything okay. Now to the police. Come on.
And if my mother calling, yes?
Phone ff!
The Porsche driver. - Porsche Rider.
Horn .
What? Who? - Please?
Thanks gain.
Note that old! What is now called old here?
Say something! Or should I push you? Here or what?
Langer, here ist Till tiger. No, no, you! Not Lift Tweiger.
Here ist the Till.
Man, ou!
Then we must turn here, or?
Okay.
Boah here stinks, old man. Boah!
I was not.
Tell me then at least why you chuckling so.
Snooping