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[Tony Hawk] I feel cold wind blowing in from San Francisco Bay
whipping at the top of the road when I wait for my turn.
I only have a few more minutes and I decided to try 900.
EVERYTHING FOR GIRLS
[Skateboard wheels rolling on concrete]
BASED ON NOVEL BY NICK HORNBY
[low roar gets louder]
[Sam older] I have never succeeded to withdraw 900 earlier
and I didn't set it right then.
Every time I just stop by, spin, fall, wake up,
and walk the path again and again.
None.
I will not give up for anything.
In my twelfth experiment, the rotation is fast, My height is quite high.
I shifted my weight and threw it back.
Then I realized I was rolling up the other side of the road.
After 13 years of failing to try, I got 900.
Finally.
Everyone is scared. I don't care about competition.
Skating isn't about winning.
Skating is about doing the best and appreciating those who do the same.
This tries tricks, year after year,
and when you pull it, see happiness on other people's faces.
I don't win
and nothing is missing that night.
Not bad, Sam. Sounds like something from the Breeders, but...
Not bad? You are crazy?
- Who is the Breeder? - You are very stupid.
Look at them, but not now. We have to go.
Are you still talking about that? I don't feel like that.
I also don't feel like that.
But I have to go. You can just make an appearance and leave.
Come on. I am late.
No, because you try to be funny. I can't stand it when you do that.
Do whatever you want. I will arrange it.
- Wait. Let's negotiate. - Ah.
I don't go upstairs. You let me borrow tomorrow your moped too.
- We'll see. - I got ten euros.
Are you crazy? Lima. Come on.
- Lima. - Get moving.
Good.
Thank you.
- Will you come for five minutes? - No.
Come on. How can I come back?
Taxis will spend a lot of money on me.
Someone will give you a ride.
OK.
What if I am harassed?
I will give you another five euros.
Oh, it's our Donatella.
- His name is Antonella, not Donatella. - Sorry.
Everyone likes your work. Let me introduce you.
Excuse me. Dear friend! How are you?
[soft jazz playing]
Am I entertaining you?
- Doesn't it matter? - Either that or you are crazy.
Nothing can be laughed at here.
Maybe something funny appears in my head.
- Like? - How do I know?
A lot of funny things, isn't that right?
You think you will score, right?
What makes you say that?
None of your muscles relax.
However, you won't do it.
If you are bored, why are you here?
- Because I live here. - Ah.
Can't you come out?
No, I was punished. I got a bad sign in Greek.
Where do you want to be?
Sitting on this sofa, but with no one else in the room.
That includes you.
- Sorry if I... - I'm just kidding.
Should we go to my room?
Yes, of course.
I don't even know your name. I am Alice.
- Sam. - Close the door.
Come.
So you invite people to sleep and then ask them their names?
Ha ha.
Go, you choose.
It's about a group of California children who revolutionize skateboarding.
I have watched it thousands of times.
- That's good. - Are you smart?
- I'm fine. I'm not Tony Hawk, but... - Man who talks about black holes?
- Who is in a wheelchair? - No, the best skateboarder ever.
- I understand. I am just kidding. - Oh, sorry.
We can go out one day.
- You don't have a boyfriend? - No, we separated three days ago.
We have been together for two months. As you know, I'm a wreck.
- Why are you separated? - I don't enjoy having sex with him.
I see.
Alice?
- They propose a toast. Arrival? - We will finish soon.
And he has friends who...
In theory, I can reupholster the whole house.
I don't expect that. I am very excited about that.
And do you know what? I think we finally turned.
Where do you go? Mopeds are here.
- I know. No need to shout. - Who shouted?
I mean, generally. In terms of...
- What is the result? - What do you mean?
- Sam! So, will you call me? - Yes, okay! Yes.
Goodbye, Anto!
Goodbye, Anto? So you know him?
- Hey, Sam. Why did you stop? - Hi, Lepre.
I got cold feet.
- I met someone. - Where?
At a party at my mother's friend's house.
- So he is old? - No, he is our age.
- Why is he there? - He lives there.
- At the party? - No, he doesn't live at the party.
He lives at home his party.
- He is the daughter of my mother's friend. - Wait a minute.
Okay, okay, I understand. Good.
Tomorrow, we will watch movies and I'm afraid of being destroyed.
Why did it happen to watch a movie?
I am afraid it will happen here. I am afraid that will fall and look terrible.
I understand.
Anyway, let's face it, you're not too handsome.
So bashing on your face might be a bonus.
- Thank you, Lepre, you really are friends. - I'm here for you, friend.
- You are very encouraging. - This is it!
[Tony Hawk] I will remember my contest take part when I was 16 years old in Trashmore
for various reasons.
First, because I became the first skater
to win three consecutive contests.
But above all, because I lost my virginity.
I last half the time from vert run 45 seconds.
45 seconds divided by two...
22.5.
I am a very bad student. I will stop after high school.
- If I get there. - What would you do?
I've tried everything. Photography, music, sports...
My parents keep buying me cameras, fence equipment, keyboards...
At one point, I rode, but stopped before they bought me a horse.
Why do you always stop?
I don't have special talent, so it's useless.
I don't think that's right. Sometimes perseverance pays off.
Know how often you have to fall before you manage the trick?
Besides the fact I don't understand a word about that,
my father has decided I will study Law and work with him.
But I will never get a degree.
- What about you? - My mother doesn't press me.
- Like my father... - What is your father's job?
He is a TV engineer.
He and my mother separated shortly after I was born.
He must be very young when you were born.
- He is 16 years old. - Like us.
What happened to your hand?
It's okay. I did it while playing skateboarding.
I think this film will begin soon.
What if we go to my place?
[Sam burping]
Sorry. Very embarrassing. Sorry.
Where are your parents?
- Wait. What if they return? - Exactly. Come on, quickly.
[Alice grunts]
Do you have something?
What do you mean?
Ah no.
- You don't bring anything? - I think we saw a movie.
Very sweet! Okay, I'll check my parents' room.
- Ta-dah! - Are you sure this will work?
Why doesn't it work?
- Maybe it's outdated. - May 2017.
[Alice pulls the zipper]
What is that? Q Do you want to do this?
No, I do. It's just... I don't know...
- Because your parents can come... - If you don't want to, you can go.
Good.
- I'll leave. - I do not believe!
Making love, then!
You and your damned sense of superiority!
- No, Alice... - Do you think I'm too stupid for you?
No no No. Not all.
You are the most beautiful girl I have never seen.
- Yes right. - One day, when we met,
I thought, "A girl like that will never see me, unless she is dim."
- Exactly! - Wait.
Then I know you and find out You are smart and smart.
- So? - Let me finish.
Let's see if I can explain.
The last few days, I have done many things,
but I can only think about it are you
and how not to mess things up.
And I just got it.
But that's because I'm stupid.
You're perfect. You are extraordinary.
I am not good enough.
- I mean... - I understand.
Will you repeat it once in a while?
Condoms.
- Is everything okay? - Yes yes.
[Sam moans]
There.
[Sam breathes heavily]
Will you say it lasts 22.5 seconds?
- What kind of question is that? - Please. This is important.
- I don't know. Maybe even 25. - Yes!
Maybe we can invite your mother to go around for dinner?
Maybe he can bring his partner?
Strangely, there are none.
But he has around ten.
We have a closet that is like a grave for all of its belongings.
- Like? - Shoes, toothbrush...
But also useful items. There are electric razors, sunglasses...
- And the last one leaves the crutch. - Crutches?
- Do you mean clothes hangers? - No, support.
- Yes. - How can he go?
- I don't know. - Maybe he limped away.
He sounds a bit disturbed.
[Sam] What's wrong, Lepre?
Listen, Sam. Do you know your mother?
Yes, I know my mother. Why?
Does he see someone at this time?
- Why do you want to know? - Just curious.
Just curious? Lepre, what age do you think my mother is?
How old is it?
I don't know. 20? 23?
- Let me help. How old am I? - What should you do with it?
I will be 17 next month. So, my mother...
Ah, he's your mother. Of course. I have not made a connection.
Don't worry That can happen.
But, listen, don't mention it to him.
I don't feel like going out with someone who is old.
- My lips are sealed. - Thank you. Bye
- You are really good friends. - Don't get sick, ma'am!
Why doesn't he answer the phone?
Maybe he is taking a shower or the cellphone is not charging.
- May I ask a question? - No.
Are you having sex?
- What about you? - I? Have I ever had sex?
Yes, that has happened. You are living proof.
- Anyway, this is my business. - Good. It's your business.
- You know that having you is so young... - What is the biggest mistake in your life.
Exactly. We have discussed this a thousand times.
- How annoying! - Where are you going?
- For gentlemen. May I? - with your cellphone?
No, I noticed immediately that he...
Can I borrow tomato sauce, please?
Sure. Here.
- Thank you. - You are welcome.
Thank you.
- Why didn't you reply to my message? - Sorry dear.
My cellphone is not charged, then I take a shower. Will you forgive me?
Good. Do not worry. That's what I thought.
Listen, I have dinner with my mother. It is very painful.
- I'll call you later, okay? - Good.
- Talk again later.
- Goodbye. - Goodbye.
..the relationship with textiles.
Emboss... Anything, really.
Using our hands is classic, put our hands in paint.
Doing something... Here it is!
Marco, this is Sam, my son.
- Hi. - Hi. I am his son.
- Dan Giacomo, his son. - Hi.
- Marco is a skipper. - Ah.
- He sails. - I know what a skipper is.
- Will you spend your hamburger? - No.
You don't waste time, right?
What have I done?
Oh, damn it! Do you have a condom?
You can only pull.
Are you sure?
It lasts almost a minute.
I think it's a record!
[Antonella] I look everywhere and imagine the worst.
I want to die. I am two years old in a few minutes.
Shorten a long story, He goes back to the pushchair
and what did he do?
He is sound asleep.
And he said, "Watch your little boy your brother or mother will go crazy!"
He lost it centuries ago.
- What is it like to have a baby at the age of 16? - Who wants coffee?
I do. But don't press it too much. Last time, it was disgusting.
That is a complete disaster. There seems to be some family curse.
I want to be an actress. Actually I am quite good at it.
Then I opened a shop in a corner. He wants to study architecture.
Now he painted the remnants of the material.
Like Sam's father... He will never mean anything.
As an answer to your question, is a big problem.
Do you really want to listen to this? It's boring!
- Mother, where is the coffee? - There, honey.
No, that's not where it should be. This place is always a mess!
- [Antonella] It's here. - He is very argumentative today.
- Where it is always. - [grandma] You're a good girl.
- Thank you. - [grandma] What is your father's job?
- He is a lawyer. - Good. It's better to have one on the side.
[grandma] Given a choice...
Professor Settembrini is not a good teacher and so is his father who has a degree in Italian Literature but he teaches Mathematics.
I have never asked, Sam, but what are your plans after school?
I have several ideas knocked.
You can tell him, you know.
After school, he wants to spend a year in California.
- Good! - On Venice Beach.
- This is where skateboards are created. - Very interesting. Then?
Then I'm considering Architecture, because I like art history
and I like drawing.
What is your mother thinking?
My mother thinks I have to follow my dreams.
Speaking of which, is there inheritance?
What objects are for the closet?
Graves exes.
It's not that I'm aware.
[Tony Hawk] Suddenly, I can feel myself suffocating.
Can you help me?
I am too immature to be handled Such relationships.
No, wait. Let me finish. I have a test tomorrow.
I want to be myself.
I want freedom.
I want to slide.
[telephone rings]
INCOMING CALL: ALICE
- Hi. - Hi.
- Remember Marco? - Hi.
Hi.
He came to see my work.
We are enjoying a cup of tea.
Where are you?
- Has your son ever tried it? - No, he is only eight years old.
He never had a chance. Can you teach him, or too fast?
We are thinking of getting a takeaway, if you want.
Good. But I will eat in my room.
- Don't you see Alice tonight? - Ah-ha! Who is Alice?
His girlfriend.
Is this serious?
- No. - Very!
- Isn't everything running smoothly? - Have you used the shipping metaphor?
ANSWER TO ME. WHERE ARE YOU? ARE YOU DEAD?
WHERE ARE YOU? YOU ASSHOLE!
I'M BETTER.
[front door buzzing]
Ma'am, this is Alice.
Tell her I'm not here.
No, tell him I'm sick.
No, tell him I'm on a school trip and they take our cellphone.
Please. Good?
[bell rings]
- Hi, Anto. - Hi.
Sorry to bother you, but did Sam come home?
- He came out this morning. - I haven't seen it since.
But don't worry. I will tell him to call you when he returns.
- Thank you. - With pleasure.
- Sorry to bother you. - Not all.
Bye
- Sam, what happened? - There is no.
None.
If you want to leave it, you must tell it.
Good.
Go and entertain the Good-looking Master.
Good.
[door slammed]
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WILL NOT SEE ME. I WILL NOT CONTACT YOU AGAIN.
ONE MONTH LATER
Can I enter?
Happy birthday, old boy!
Hey!
- Thank you. - Blow the candles!
Because it's my birthday, can I skip school?
This is Sunday. It's 10:00 a.m.
Oh good! Can I take a nap again?
Of course. I will call you at lunchtime.
[mobile vibrates]
CHECK YOU AT OUR BAR AT 11. THIS IS IMPORTANT!
No.
- Goodbye, ma'am, I will come out. - Where do you go?
Your father came for lunch!
- Goodbye, ma'am. - Goodbye.
- I love you mother. - Me, too.
- Happy birthday. - Thank you.
- I'm late. - You arrived here before I did it.
I am three weeks late.
- Hasn't that happened before? - No.
- Have you met a doctor? - What for?
I don't know. Isn't that normal?
No, I think you bought a pregnancy kit.
Ah, alright. And have you bought it?
No. I want you to come with me.
Of course I will.
- Have you told anyone? - Of course I have.
I put posters everywhere. Don't you see them?
So what should we do, go buy a test?
Good.
Should we leave tomorrow?
Yes. Let's go tomorrow.
I run down the stairs, get to my moped, it won't start.
I went to the bus stop and a woman told me, "There is a strike today."
"What do you mean?" I am standing in the street, trying to stop the car.
None of them stopped. So what do I do?
- You walk. - Six miles!
- I'm at Boccea. Do math. - Isn't that Monteverde last year?
It's always Boccea. Always.
Monteverde, Boccea, that's not the problem.
We have heard this story for 17 years.
Our hero goes a few miles, while this poor sap is in the delivery room
push and scream.
- I beg you! - All women do it.
- But no one did what I did! - Others put gas on their mopeds.
- Happy birthday for me! - My dear!
- 17 years ago, you were a small spider. - A spider? He is a monster!
- I appear with sweat. - Alright, we continue again!
- Blow the candle. - Happy Birthday.
[Tony Hawk] He called me to say he had taken the test
and I will become a father.
That's not true what do you expect,
but I like it the same.
Thank you for nothing!
You are 24 and make a lot of money. you can be happy!
What do you know, Tony? You can go to hell.
[baby crying]
Dirt. Now it's your turn.
What are you doing? I say it's your turn.
Now what is my turn to do?
Are you stupid? Get up!
Do you check yourself?
No, no, I'm...
What's wrong with you? Burp him and then support him a little.
[baby stops crying]
[baby gurgles]
Hi, little boy.
[Alice opens the door]
[baby crying]
[voice chat]
Oh good morning! Do you know what time it is?
Daddy was very unwell last night that we let him sleep longer.
How do you feel?
I don't know. Or rather, I'm fine, thank you.
- Thank you. - Ufo is in good condition last night.
- Ufo? - He wakes up only once!
Drink the coffee. You will be late for school.
I go to school?
He fell asleep.
[baby crying]
What's wrong? What is that?
Oh hey, Sam! What have you done?
Lepre!
- How long has it been? - Century.
- I have a son now. - I know you have a son, Sam.
I saw him with your mother a few days ago.
Of course. But listen, what's the name?
- I don't remember. - Could it be Ufo?
UFOs! Yes yes! UFO!
What is the name?
How can I find out? Maybe Alice chose it.
Like, you see UFOs when you play around.
Yes.
Do you really not remember things about your life?
Want to know the truth?
I have been thrown into the future.
- Oh! Very cool! - Yes I'm happy.
Lepre, I need some information.
Anything that might help me.
- Like who won the championship? - Who cares about that?
- You can place a bet on it. - I don't even know if I can go back.
I want to know what happened to me.
To you? There is no. You have a baby, you go to live with Alice
and you disappear in smoke.
[baby crying]
Sam!
How are you?
What do you have?
None. I am fine, thank you.
- No, I mean, male or female? - Ah. A boy, I think.
Ah! What do you call him?
This is complicated.
The name is Chiara.
He is adorable.
Sorry so suddenly, but what about your girlfriend?
I mean, sexually.
Luisa and I haven't made love since she was born.
- It's been six months. - As long as that?
He won't let me touch it. If I approach him, he cries.
Next time he is just angry.
The baby is great, mind.
Have you two ever felt a little trapped?
What would you suggest me to do?
I don't know. I do not know.
[Chiara cries louder]
- Okay, sorry. I'm better off going. - Good.
See you later.
[bell rings]
- Hi. - Hello.
Do you forget your key?
- Is there someone at home? - Yes.
- Daddy is here! - Mother?
Mom!
What are you doing here? Are you alone?
- Yes. - Alice?
I told him to take a walk. She's tired.
Not after you, mind.
How are you?
Good. A little tired,
but this baby is my pride and happiness.
Want to go to Daddy?
There. Now Grandma must go and go for the twelfth time.
What's wrong?
Mother, I need to lie down for a while. Will you hold it back, please?
OK, let's leave him alone.
[Ufo crying]
Let's go together.
[telephone rings]
[phone stops ringing]
[telephone rings]
Don't just stand there. Come and help me.
God, extraordinary situation!
How stupid!
Thank you.
Want to come?
Want to join or not?
[glasses clinking]
There are these children who sneaks into the villa
and skateboard in empty pools.
Yes, and they are pretty much found the future of skateboarding.
But the pool is not straight, like this, they are round.
What are your plans later?
- We leave tomorrow. - Ah.
- We will go to Berlin. - Ah, Berlin is really cool!
Do you know that? Have you been there?
- No, but it must be very cool. - Yes, this is really cool.
We will leave because our friend has a large apartment and invites us.
Why don't you come with us?
I just want to know one thing. Why are you here?
Answer me!
Remember we came here when I was a kid?
What are you talking about?
I want to know why you ran away!
Have you talked to Alice?
I talk to Alice, to Lepre,
for all your friends!
Nobody knows where you are!
Why is your cellphone dead? Why?
- I lost it. - You eliminate it. I am afraid of being sick!
Try to keep speaking.
He hasn't been billed yet, but you have to wait.
- Why don't you sit outside? - Yes sorry. Thank you.
Good?
Hey!
I don't know, Mom.
I'm not happy.
Why are you not happy?
This is not about the argument with your father, I hope.
- Are you not familiar with that? - No. No, I'm not used to it.
I still haven't received your separation.
But we separated a few years ago.
Yes I know. But it looks like the just sank.
I don't know how to explain it, ma'am. I feel weird too.
I know we will do it the wrong path.
We do it in the wrong way. I told him that we should seek counseling.
Think he is listening to me? No, he doesn't listen.
But maybe there is still time, huh?
So, Sam, why did you run away from home?
Because, suddenly,
I find my parents farewell annoying.
- [counselor] When do they separate? - About 15 years ago.
- Enough recently. - Oh, good, sarcasm. That will help.
Do you think it's about our separation? Do you think he cares?
He must have done something he would not tell us.
Stealing something, taking medicine...
What has he done, in your view?
In my view?
No, you are the person asking questions. Ask him.
No, I'm asking you. Everyone must have the opportunity to express themselves.
I understand. This is my fault.
See what he looks like? You can't talk to him.
- Then he wondered why his son ran away. - You confirmed that it was my mistake.
He and I always discuss everything, even his girlfriend.
- Do you already have a boyfriend? - Do you have a lover?
- Alice. - We have separated.
- Why? - We just got it.
So there is a connection. You split up and you run away.
- You know and you don't say anything. - He didn't say they were connected.
Are they, Sam?
I'm not sure about all this.
I will get it if you hit it.
- Excuse me? - I don't say that will help.
I say I will understand dynamics.
You will understand violence against a woman? Is this what you taught him?
Absolutely not! Let's try to stay calm here.
- I am very calm. - I do not think so.
You don't do anything but play with your glasses.
- Are you nearsighted, nearsighted? - Valerio! Enough! Enough!
- I know this girl wants to accuse me! - "This girl" doesn't want to do something like that.
I think you have trouble relating to women.
Are you hiding?
No, I'm looking for something.
Alice, sorry for not replying. I lost my phone.
I take a test. Want to know the results?
I think I already know.
What will you do?
Can you try saying "us"? Even if we separate, this child is yours.
You are right. Sorry.
What will we do?
I don't know.
I am thinking of suicide.
- How are you? - I am fine, thank you.
[TV Drama]
[Alice coughs and spits]
How are you?
- [Mrs. Alice] Is there someone at home? - Yes.
- Hi dear! Hi. - Ah, Sam. Hi.
What's wrong?
I want to talk to you.
It's just that I have a baby.
Is this a joke?
No.
- What did he say? - How could it be?
- No, I know. I mean... - Are you sure?
- Yes. - What does it mean to be "sure"?
- I take the test. - I understand that. What test?
- They are often wrong. - I took it twice.
- What are you doing? - Calling Lusuardi. The best is fast.
The longer it drags... How long has it been? Two, three weeks?
- The faster you do it, the better. - Do what?
- You don't want to save it? - I do not know.
You, have a baby? Yes, of course.
- [Alice] Why not? - Hello.
I am Mr. Covelli.
- May I talk to Dr. Lusuardi? - [Alice & apos; s mother] Sweetie.
Your father just tried to tell you that you have a child your age
will change your whole life.
And you have a plan.
No, Mom, he has a plan.
Good. Thank you.
["Ode to Joy" is played by telephone]
He made me arrested. Let's see if he answers.
San Filippo Clinic. Please wait, we try to connect you.
What are you doing?
I want to save it.
- What happens to "us"? - Don't be absurd.
- How can you take care of someone? - Many girls do it.
But not you! Remember what happened to goldfish?
That was two years ago.
You can't make a bed, make coffee,
boiled eggs.
We hand over the dog, because you never walk or feed it.
- How can you raise children? - What happens to goldfish?
You hate us, right? Is that why you do this?
- You know I don't hate you. - I talked to him.
- This is to hang to him... - I don't understand.
- Dad, he has nothing to do with this! - No.
- Okay, he did it, but this is my decision. - What is your mother thinking?
- My mother doesn't know yet. - Good. Let's all talk to him.
- Dad, please. - How old is your mother?
- He is 32 years old. - Christ! When are you all studying?
Hi.
What is happening?
Can we talk?
Sure. Let me dress.
No, don't be formal. Excuse me.
Can't you warn me?
- Please sit down. - Thank you.
Alice is pregnant. That belongs to Sam, of course.
And he wants to take care of his baby.
[playing kazoo ringtone]
Excuse me. Good morning. I think it's mine.
Here it is. Sorry.
I will become a grandmother?
Tell me. I am 32 years old and will I be a grandmother?
I am 32 years old and I...
I realize it's very unpleasant,
but we care more Alice's future.
And Sam doesn't matter?
- He has a future too. - Is it true?
Present.
Alice, you just found out. You can't make sure you want to look after the baby.
Don't you have to think more about it?
I want to save it.
There.
Excuse me.
Here they are. Sorry.
- there. Sorry. Goodbye. - Goodbye.
[door open and close]
So what should we do?
What should we do? I do not know. I do not know.
- I have to talk to my child. - No.
From now on, whatever you say to him about us.
Excuse me? No, I will talk with my son whenever and how I am happy!
If you think you can come to our house and listen to our conversation, think again.
Now, go.
[Mrs. Alice] Let's go.
I'm sorry.
However, I'm sure Sam will do the right thing.
Do you think it's bad luck or some kind of curse?
A little, I think.
However, this won't ruin your life.
But I'm destroying yours.
Only briefly.
So when I am your age, will all succeed?
More or less.
Then my child will have a child at age 16.
And I will be a great-grandmother at the age of 48. Yay!
Think he will reconsider?
I don't know.
I doubt that.
Okay, but you don't quit school.
No no.
The baby must be born in October.
At least I will finish this year.
- You bastard! - What are you doing?
What I do is push it!
You come out. Leave.
Go take a shower.
[whistle sounds]
Bye Go take a shower.
I am on the right.
- Well, you really hit it. - He's just acting.
I know something has happened with your boyfriend
and that's why you ran away.
You think I will hit it.
That will be better. I am joking.
I'm kidding!
You never know what you are allowed to say today.
Want to talk father-child?
- I can provide it. - Come on, Dad.
- What? - Can you cover it?
- Am I humiliating you? - Come on, Dad!
I will save it.
What can I say? I made the same mistake.
But I think that's part of our mistake.
For years we have told you that you destroyed our lives,
so you decide to damage your own.
- Do you smoke together? - But you made a big mistake.
This is your life. He wants to have a baby and you don't?
- Run to the hill! - Daddy, are you kidding me?
I only play as a devil's lawyer.
I don't want to keep it, but I have to.
Who did you take after?
If I am safe, you can too.
But you have to promise me something. Come here.
That must be a boy.
- I think that will happen. - Yes?
Heart, small feet,
spine...
Do you hear that?
That's a boy.
But why can't I see it?
It is impossible to decipher. How can you see it?
[singing lullabies]
It's done well!
Today there is special energy.
Hello everyone. I'm Davide and Luisa are my wives.
- Hi. - We are very happy to be here.
I'm Elisa and she's Aldo, my partner.
I am Sam and I haven't drunk it in 20 days.
That's just a joke. I'm Sam.
WHAT SHOULD I EXPECT FROM MOTHER?
I will consider it.
- What will you write? - Unity is closer to my wife.
Let's leave here.
- What will you write? - I do not know.
But I stole the pen.
[Antonella] I want.
[Mrs. Alice] Will you come for a few days?
Have you considered where you would live when was the baby born?
- Have you considered it? - Here.
- Here? - Yes
- Are you both? - Who do you mean?
- Sam and me or baby and me? - You three, then. Good.
Sorry, what do you expect? We together.
If we can't stay together here, we will go somewhere else.
We think Sam can live at his home to start.
Of course. If you want me to be unhappy, let's do that.
Oh, for heaven's sake! Now and then, rarely, we consider what is best for you.
That's true, rarely. Very rarely.
I have to go to the bathroom. Where can you show it?
Q do you know? Oh, yes.
[arguing in the background]
Is that what you want?
I'm not sure I talk much.
Don't say that Your whole life is in front of you.
Is that what you think when you were pregnant?
I have no choice. Can I run?
Because men can?
Stay at home. Come here every day, come and visit.
- But you don't need to move. - Mother, he wants me here.
Lots to do at night,
diapers, bait, belching.
Want me to leave it?
Go, before they tear each other.
- What is that? It's bitter! - This is ecstasy.
- Are you crazy? Why don't you tell me? - Continue?
You're very deep You need a little interference.
Thank you.
That's bad luck. What would you do?
Lepre, this time I will do the Miller Flip for sure.
Still training Tony Hawk tricks? You are very old-fashioned!
Classic, not ancient.
[Tony Hawk] You would think skaters were not made parents because of their rowdy reputation,
but vice versa.
All skaters I know very well with children.
Maybe because we all have the same mentality.
[young people singing in the apartment]
Hi, Sam.
- Hi. - Dad is here.
How did Ufo become a girl?
UFOs? Your sister is gone all soft on the head this morning.
- She's beautiful. - Of course.
- He is getting pretty every day. - Look, Marco, do I live here?
What kind of question is that? Are you alright?
If you have a fever, stay away from Tombolotta.
Tombolotta. Of course.
[electronic chatter]
- Are you going to university today? - Will I go to university?
- Why do you ask me? - [Antonella] Sam, this is your cellphone.
- Good. - Your cellphone rings.
- Hi. Good morning. - Mommy goes up.
- Hello? - I haven't slept all night.
- Can you bring it for the jab? - Puncture him?
Yes, the injection, vaccination. Can you bring it?
- me? - Yes, you. His father.
- I'll be there soon. - Where are you going?
- Should I come with Emilia? - Emilia?
- I can't leave his house alone. - Ah! No, I will go alone.
- Take the car. - Car?
Is this a game? I say something and you repeat it as a question?
- Marco's car outside. - Ah. Good.
[opening sound]
[static radio]
[car alarm sounds]
Hi.
- What are you doing? - There is no. Sorry.
Ufo, look who's here!
That's Dad.
Maybe bring him out later.
- What's wrong? - No, nothing. I just see.
- Okay, I'm leaving. - Goodbye.
- Hello. - Hello.
We are here for jab, vaccination and inoculation.
- That is the same thing. - Oh good!
- I think that's weird. He is very small. - What is her name?
U SANTINI or U Covelli. I thought.
- What do you mean? - That's the name.
- Yes. In other words? - It's called Ufo.
- Ugo? - No, Ufo.
UFOs?
Are you sure?
- No. - Can I ask who you are?
I'm her father.
- You don't remember your child's name? - I'd better go back tomorrow.
Maybe that's the best.
It's fun here, right?
Do you like it?
Objection if Dad goes to spin?
- No, please. - Can I borrow your skateboard?
Sure.
UFOs!
UFO!
You give me a heart attack!
Never do that again!
Listen.
Ufo is not your real name, right?
- What is your real name? - Rufus.
- What? - Rufus.
Rufus?
How can that happen?
Hello. Hi, Ufo.
Hello. Is Alice at home?
- He is in the bathroom. - May I?
Yes, come in.
- [Alice] Did he make a scene? - No, he behaves.
Good.
Listen, remember he will be at your house this weekend.
- OK. - Good.
Sam?
Are you still there?
- Well, see you later. - Goodbye.
In your view, how do I do it? In life, I mean.
Do you want scores from one to ten?
Seven.
- Seven is not bad. - No.
What is my failure?
What do you really worry about?
Ufo, university... What makes me lose three numbers?
You have not lost them. You haven't found it yet.
But you have a lot of time and you do your best.
That's why I gave you seven.
Let me see if Tombolotta falls asleep.
[the phone rings and vibrates]
- Hello? - [Antonella] You get an average of seven!
- Did you faint? - You told me that.
When? I tried to wake you up, but I couldn't. So I came here myself.
You got eight in History, Italy, Philosophy and six in all the rest.
Forget it. Do you understand? I mean, try a little enthusiasm!
Yes, but are we talking about school? In 2017, right?
Yes right. Good. Go back to sleep.
No no!
My parents sleep well, do you know that?
We will come out. How about you? No?
No, I'm tired. And he has a lot of homework.
Of course, he will remain at school next year.
- Don't be late. - Goodbye.
- Goodbye.
What's wrong?
Listen.
Will you promise me something?
In fact, let's promise each other.
I don't know whether this child will destroy our lives.
He might do it. In fact, he will definitely do it.
But don't ever say that to him.
I promise.
SANTINI, come here.
So, it reflects the logarithmic curve and the logarithmic property,
What conditions should you apply to logarithms to be negative?
Yes. A condition that will be applied to the logarithm...
[telephone rings]
- This is not important. - Continue. Answer.
Can I?
- Yes? - [Mrs. Alice] Alice is giving birth.
- In labor? - We will go to the hospital.
- To the hospital? - Come now!
But I can't. I'm having a math test!
- Do you lose your mind? - SANTINI, leave!
- Can I really leave? - Oh, for heaven's sake! Hurry up! Go!
- Go, Sam! - Good luck, Sam!
Come on, Sam!
- [Mrs. Alice] What are you doing here? - You asked me to come.
- Enter it, then! - Ah yes.
- Contractions! - Are they hurt?
- Give them time, you fool! - Ah yes.
- Install music. - I made you a playlist.
[playing rock music]
Turn off the dirt immediately!
How long has it been?
- Wait a minute, I think. - You think?
- I don't remember what time it is. - You can't, you bastard?
Sorry. I feel anxious and lose count. Forgive me.
There. There.
This has passed.
I'm sorry.
I'm glad you are here. I am really scared.
I put some music. It's like a morgue here.
[playing swing music]
How are you doing, honey?
And you?
It's done well. Push. Then take a break... [Alice groans]
It's done well! Push. Good.
One more push. Good. It's done well.
One more push and finish. Come on, one last push.
Come on, push! Good!
It's done well! Here he is...
Very good!
[baby crying]
Here he is!
Mother, who sings?
I don't remember.
Mom!
- Gosh! How are you dear? - I am doing fine.
You're beautiful! Oh, God, look at him!
He's your picture that spits!
- His name is Rufus. - What?
Yes, because when he was born, someone with that name was singing.
That can get worse.
He can be called Eminem or Bono.
Rufus SANTINI. That sounds very strange.
- Rufus Covelli sounds better. - Maybe this is not the best time.
I think we all want to give this child the best start in life.
In what sense?
If he is a Covelli, he will have a better chance in life.
Without intending to offend.
This is Grandad. This is Grandad.
Hello everyone. How are you?
- I'm fine. - Oh look at him!
He is similar to you!
- And what is the name of this beautiful baby? - [Alice] Rufus.
- Excuse me? - His friends will call him Ufo.
- Ufo? I like Ufo. - Rufus Covelli? Are you all crazy?
His name is Rufus SANTINI.
[Rufus crying]
[Rufus stops crying]
[Valerio] What do you want? Which one? Look at him reaching out.
They will think we are gay couples who have adopted it.
- He is so cute! - isn't he?
- How old is it? - Two months.
- Four. - Four, four.
- Is he a good kid? - Yes, he doesn't bite.
- I am his grandfather. - Is it true?
Yes.
- Congratulations. - For you too.
- Goodbye. - Goodbye.
There is no one like children to raise women.
- I will lend it to you, if you want. - You are mad? You need him more than me.
- I already have a boyfriend. - Come on, you know very well.
- Know what? - That relationship is destroyed.
Oh thank you. It's as if it's not difficult enough.
Not difficult, it's impossible. You cannot share a room with a baby
without both being paranoid.
Your mother and I like brothers and sisters.
And not even the type of incest.
[computer game reads]
Sorry.
We spend our time seeing this object.
- "This thing" is me. - Exactly.
It's endless. Does he eat? Does he care? Does he breathe?
After a while, we can't even look at each other.
Because when you are my age and adult, this kind of thing can work.
But at your age, the last relationship is five minutes and with a child... three.
Well, I'm not like you.
Playing.
Kill the bastard.
How difficult is it to put it in the laundry basket?
Hey! I speak to you. Hey!
- I'm trying to learn. - Of course, because he went to school.
You don't care if I spend a year, if my whole life stops here.
Do you care? No! You don't care!
[Rufus whines and starts crying]
- Now it's your turn. - Now it's your turn.
Someone is sick in your supermarket.
We run out of ointment.
Are you sick?
I only have a mild cough.
- How is Ufo? - He fell asleep.
- Maybe you should stay away from him. - Yes you're right.
Should I sleep in the living room?
No need to worry.
Maybe I can go home for a few days, until I'm better.
Yes, that might be the best for you too.
It will be more peaceful.
He is free. He goes.
So can I go too?
- Hi, Mom. - Hi, kid.
Good night. I am going to sleep.
[Sam coughing]
Does your father have anything to do with this?
What do you mean?
You see it and suddenly you move back.
Mother, I'm sick, don't you believe me?
You don't have to pay attention to him.
All he says is that I don't have to stay with Alice.
Of course. That's what he did.
That's what you told me to do too.
- Yes, but I say it as a mother. - And he said it as a father.
No, as a man. His...
Okay, anyway, you're just here because you're coughing, right?
[Tony Hawk] I know that even though I still love Cindy,
we live in two separate worlds that are not united.
In September 1994, we separated.
Unfortunately,
need this event to make us both aware of the importance of parents.
[Alice crying]
Where is the Tombolotta?
TWO YEARS LATER
That's it! Good morning!
- Are you going to university today? - I can not.
I have to take Ufo somewhere.
- Yes, jab. Sure. I will take it. - [Alice] Thank you.
Hi. He is Rufus SANTINI.
- He's two and a half. He already has... - Yes. Good. First floor, seventh room.
- Thank you. We will be a little jab. - No!
- But all children have one. - No!
- Don't be like that. - No!
- Ufo! Ufo, stop running! - No!
- Where are you going? UFO!
Where do you go?
- Is he with you? - Yes, thank you.
- Is he your sister? - He is my son.
- Ah. - Did I not see you before?
Oh yeah, I know who you are. Wait.
Every time I see it, when I feel sad, it makes me entertained.
Ah.
Come on, Ufo, should we take this photo?
- Where do you go? UFO! - No!
UFOs!
- Good morning. - Good morning. Hi, Ufo.
Go for a snack.
- What do you want? - Say hello.
Can't you wait until I'm dressed?
What's the problem?
- Is this how you examine me? - Don't be silly.
- I have better things to see. - Means?
- Nothing. - Do you sleep with someone?
- No, of course not. - You bastards. Exit!
- That's not it. - Do you have better things to see?
So, go to him and look carefully! Thank you, I look like a dog!
- But you are beautiful! - I look like garbage.
Don't be silly. You have never been prettier.
- A condom. - A condom.
- [Alice] May 2017. - [Sam] Still the same?
[Alice] After all, milk is fine after the selling date too.
[Alice and Sam kiss]
- [Sam] Are you sure they won't go home? - [Alice] No.
Alice, I know it's not going well.
Well, as usual. One minute, one and a half minutes?
Not stupid.
I mean, between us.
But maybe now Ufo is an adult, it will be easier.
What are you trying to say?
I don't know. We can try again.
So fast?
No, let's wait for Ufo to get his degree.
I just say you look happy when you leave.
I am happier now.
[door open]
Exit!
Dress!
See you Saturday.
- Sam, I think... - I know.
I know.
This is unfair.
No.
Listen, Alice.
Even if I still love you, we live in a different world.
I don't want us to separate badly.
We must try to give Ufo the best life possible.
We must do the best to make everything easy for him.
Where did it come from?
From Tony Hawk.
It feels a bit much, coming from you.
Bye
Yes!
Tony.
[telephone rings]
Who's this?
ALICE: WHERE ARE YOU?
Alice.
- He wants to know where I am. - Reply to him.
Yes, of course. What should I say?
That we are on our way.
Yes right.
[car horn sounds]
Can you reply, please?
Where do I want to go?
- [Martina] Come on, go away. - [Sam] Ah, yes.
You choose a beautiful place.
See!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
If I'm a little girl, I will like this place.
There is everything.
- That's good. - Absolutely perfect.
Ah, there is my mother. Hi, ma'am!
- How are you? - Have you ever met...?
- Are you kidding me? - Hi, Antonella.
- [Antonella] How are you doing? - [Martina] All right.
This is for Ufo, when he arrives.
That's it.
It's your birthday!
And today are you...?
No! Have you been four years?
Hi, Sam!
So, will you join us or not?
- Five-sided football. - Oh, of course.
- No, I mean, no. I am nonsense. - Come on, last time, Federico played.
- Remember Federico? - Good, I'll leave you two.
Federico doesn't even know what it's a ball. You will be fine.
We are short one player, only one. So, please help.
[Tony Hawk] And here I am.
Multiple marriages, mixed families,
a successful career as a skater.
But I feel like I did three decades before,
a skinny kid with torn pads, watching other skaters in awe.
And just like that time, I feel inspired to move forward,
increase.
Cakes.
I'm tired, but have you ever seen how happy Ufo is?
Your father gave him a Roman jersey, Rome bathrobe.
He wants to turn it into a hooligan.
What's wrong?
None.
Are you sure everything is fine?
Why don't you reply? I think Martina already knew about us.
- Martina? - We risk a lot of things, you know.
BANG, THROW, HURL
IN COMIC: DOOR NOISE COVER OF VIOLENCE
IN SKATEBOARDING: A BAD FALL AFTER ACROBATIC TRICKS
We really make notes there. Three full minutes!
And no condoms.