� To you Claire �
Hey Claire, make a wish.
Make it a good one.
Don't be afraid to be selfish.
Who wants cake? I do.
All righty, starting South Beach tomorrow.
Yeah, that's how I feel.
So, you're 29, huh? Oh, God, I know, I'm 29.
Astrologically, 29 is the most important year
in a woman's life. Yeah, well, astrologically...
Want some cake? It's Claire's birthday.
It doesn't need to be about food, Mom.
Woo, tickle Daisy.
Happy B-day, C.B. Thank you, Steve.
How are you? Great.
Hi.
Hi, little one.
You look very chic. Thank you.
I'm in the middle of my upper east side Manhattan phase.
Oh, right.
Ooh, Sharon. Tim.
Hey, Daisy. Hi, Tim.
Up top, buddy. Really?
Yeah.
And a bump. Nice.
Well done.
I see you haven't tried the cake yet.
Not yet.
It's just that I brought it.
Sharon, I will.
Can you not yell at me in front of Daisy?
She picks up on the tension.
Did I yell?
- Cheers. - Cheers. Happy birthday.
We're not supposed to love one person, you know?
Yes. Totally. Me.
Me, I'm going to love one person for five years,
and then another, and then another, and... Cool.
So, what'd you wish for?
Wishes are private.
Hey, you didn't get your birthday hug.
Oh, I'm not really a hugger.
Claire always leaves the family. Yeah.
Christ.
29.
59. Ugh.
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Joanie! Hey, El.
Better late than never. Oh, hi.
Thank God. Come on, dance with me. Sure.
Hey, Ellen.
Hey, sweetie.
Thanks for your help.
Of course. There isn't anything I wouldn't do for your mother.
She's the sister I never had.
Hey, lady.
Hey, hi. What did I say now?
Good to see you. Good to see you.
This is the son I never had.
Thank you.
Mom?
How's the photography going?
Well, it took a while, but I rebuilt my empire.
Plus, I'm taking classes to become a medium.
Wow. Got to have something to fall back on.
So you're going to be able to tell when things are going to happen?
No, that's a psychic. A clairvoyant.
People who've crossed over use as me as like a...
tuning fork. Telephone.
He talks to dead people. Wow.
So, what have they taught you?
Just, try to eat more fiber, smoke more marijuana.
Oh, we don't do that. Me neither.
That's too long. People look at me too long.
It looks nice on you. People like it.
I heard you get a lot of compliments on it.
Yeah, I know, but it's a distraction.
I'm going to shower. Okay.
I'm going to order dinner.
Lewis?
You've got to see this blanket that Sharon got me.
It's so cute. I have to wash my legs before.
I can't just count on the soap coming down.
Oh, no.
Oh, Kendra.
Oh, the New York Times.
I want to thank you guys for a great write up.
You guys. Thank you.
Am I a genius?
No more than you are for liking the book.
I want to thank Claire out there
for being there for me.
Every step of the way, she's been there.
I am loving these new towels.
Shit.
It looks bad.
It is bad.
I don't even know how to...
All right.
I don't think we should live together anymore.
I don't think we should stay together.
I should have known when you got me a toaster.
I was trying to be nice. It's not nice, Lewis.
It was a stupid gift.
God.
I don't know how to do this.
There hasn't been a window.
Your mom's been freaking out about the party,
Sharon's been freaking out about the cake,
Kendra's been... being Kendra, which makes you freak out.
I have not been freaking out.
Is that it?
It's a lot of "it's."
What?
I'm sorry.
Hey, it's just seven years, right?
It's not Afghanistan.
I'm going to miss your sense of humor.
I'm sor... sorry.
I'm stupid.
You already know what you're going to miss.
I know, honey. That's terrible.
I'm so sorry.
Yes.
I agree.
All right, sweetie.
I hope you get some rest.
We love you. We love you.
Yeah.
Okay. All righty.
Bye.
God.
On her birthday.
Other fish in the sea.
Bob, he's not a fish.
He's the man she loved for seven years.
He's a boy.
And did you see something between Sharon and Steve?
Yeah.
Sharon. Yeah.
Are we having sex tonight?
Yeah. Yeah.
You want to have sex tonight?
Boy, I wish Kendra could meet someone nice.
She's just a baby.
You're so cute.
I don't know.
Sometimes I miss the sound of a hairdryer.
You can blow dry Zippy.
I think I will.
It's your mother!
I can't talk.
She wants to know if you've called Claire.
No!
She wants to know if you've tried.
Is that my shirt?
No.
Mom, Claire doesn't want to talk.
She says that but she doesn't really mean it.
Well, then, let Claire say that.
I have an audition here, Mom.
Kendra. Uh, Kendra?
What, Mom?
Please call Claire.
Claire, Claire, Claire.
Come back later.
Maintenance.
Oh, my God.
What?
Oh, I'm sorry, Alex Cooper,
I thought this was my sister's room.
What are you doing here?
Oh, Claire.
Mom was worried. She, um, followed you.
Why didn't you come to my house?
It hurt my feelings. Sharon, please!
Really, can I just be the hurt one right now, please?
Of course.
I'm sorry.
Can you believe this happened?
It's disgusting.
Like, he doesn't love me. Fine.
But, I mean, I don't love him either.
It's like, you'd think he's so great
because he's so successful and good looking.
I'm a catch, too.
Yes, you are.
Really? Yes, you are.
I see you're eating organic.
Don't judge me.
Is this all you brought with you?
I didn't move in. Okay.
You know, I looked this place up
on the bedbug registry and it is rated
I'm not going to tell you what.
Oh, God.
Absolutely not. Yes.
No.
But I need them. No.
And do I need to pay for this or have you already prepaid?
Sharon, I'll pay for it. Okay.
Jesus!
Will someone please move the recycle bin?
You think they actually recycle?
How's the remodel going?
I don't know.
I've lost my instinct.
No, Sharon. It's great.
You've always been who you were.
Hey, Pavel.
Sharon, I really don't want to see anybody today.
And you won't.
Claire?
God, Sharon. I'm sorry, she wore me down.
Oh, Claire.
Hey Mom. I'm totally fine, really. Good.
She looks really sad.
She's very worried. We all are worried.
Uh, honey?
You look pretty.
Thank you.
Seriously, can you put your foot
on the gas and let's go, please?
Open up, honey. What's wrong with this thing?
Am I doing something wrong here?
It's baby locked, Mom. Oh, okay.
Kendra, come say hi to your sister.
Come on.
Is that Mommy?
Look at that.
How's my monkey? How's my monkey?
What time did she eat? She didn't cry for food.
Does she have to cry? For food?
Are you saying I'm starving our daughter?
I'm not starving our daughter. I'm saying...
Honey, we got some good snacks inside.
Come on in. Want something good to drink?
I just need like one second.
Okay, honey. Okay.
What?
Get out of the car, Claire.
I see Kendra's not committing to the sympathy march.
Don't fight. Mom's going through enough.
We're not fighting, Sharon, we're just...
just not talking, that's all.
Listen, I wasn't supposed to tell you this,
but Mom and Dad have to sell their house.
What?
Dad made some horrible investments,
electric dog collars or something like that.
Oh, my God.
I know.
What is that?
Oh, we're moving the pool.
Front door closed.
That's driving me crazy.
I've become so horribly sound sensitive lately.
Even a leaf blower makes me want to shoot somebody
or myself.
When did I get this way?
Oh, Gosh, Sharon, I don't know.
Come here, baby.
Oh, God. Here she is. The breakup girl.
Hey. Mi casa, su casa.
Hey, you seem okay.
Really, do I?
'Cause I don't feel okay.
Then you will be. Girls, love each other.
Mom, please.
Love these pistachios.
Yeah, I got to go, I have rehearsal.
Oh.
All right. I'm fine.
That's all I was trying to say.
And, if it's any consolation,
I always thought his beard was...
just a little too well thought out.
Thanks.
Robertson was a mess today.
He was downtown the other day,
and there's a secret onramp northbound of the 101
just south of Alameda, which is great.
Beautiful blueberries.
Low on the glycemic index,
full of vitamin C, antioxidants.
Costco had a huge giant clamshell
of these things for 5.99. Unbelievable.
You get, like, three gallons of pickles
for, like, 37 cents.
They have a travel agency, too.
They're anti-depressant.
Thanks. I'm okay. All right.
God, look at this house.
This stuff.
It's just stuff, honey.
Sharon gets all the stuff.
There's stuff Sharon doesn't get.
Sort of took you by surprise, huh?
Yeah, me too.
He didn't love me.
He's nuts. Who wouldn't love you, huh?
What's he going to do now, baby?
Dad. Bob.
It just happened.
Can I speak?
Let her just breathe for a minute. Don't ask her that.
Christ, it's like I have four wives.
Three wives, one's missing.
I just was explaining that what's his name,
Lewis, is gone, and she's going to have to be more independent.
Okay. All right. That's enough.
Can we just please not talk about Lewis for two seconds?
I mean, there are more important things going on in the world.
There are, there are. There's a crisis in Yemen right now.
Did you hear about that?
And the E. coli, you know, in...
Germany. Again with those guys.
You just got to make the most of every minute.
Take advantage of every second.
I don't want to even hear his name, okay?
Did you hear that, Bob? Got it.
Oh, Esperanza, hi.
No mas, Mr. Lewis?
No mas.
I will succeed.
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� Kendra �
� Oh, Kendra �
� Oh �
� Kendra �
� I'm at your window �
� Kendra �
Hey, Uri.
I was in the neighborhood.
You look amazing.
I like your hair.
I don't know. It came out a little red.
Nah, it's fiery.
How's Dow?
He's okay.
Your roommate still evil?
She stole my robe.
The one with the dragon on it?
She swears she didn't.
It's okay...
Hey, hey, come on.
Look, I know when that mouth moves
a little bit to the side...
I scared you.
I'm serious about love, and that scares people.
I'm not ready, Uri. Kendra!
� Go away from my window �
� Go away from my door �
� Go away, way, way �
� From my bedside �
� And bother me �
� No more �
� And bother me �
� No more �
Hey, here I am.
Racing. Mommy's racing.
You know, when I was running a company 70 hours a week,
I was actually more calm than I am right now.
Mommy was calmer.
So, okay, Mom,
sometimes I'm okay, and sometimes I'm not,
but I always have this awareness
that my life is 99% better than most people in the world.
99%.
So, yes, I'm fine.
I'm more than fine, but, you know, before all this,
I had a life of my own.
So, yeah, some days I just want to lay in bed,
and other days I want to run away.
Other days I just want to F-U-C-K everyone.
I hear that.
She just means metaphorically, of course.
Pakistani officials publicly condemned
the most recent drone attack,
but diplomats here at the U.S. Embassy
say they've heard talk privately
that Pakistan remains committed
to going after terror--
So, you know how I was telling you
I was starting to feel a little purposeless
and people had asked me, "What do you do?"
and I'd freeze?
Mom, you take care of everyone.
Well, now, I'm going to get paid for it.
This gal I went to High School with
has started this new errand business
in The Valley.
Are you talking about a job?
Yup. That's me.
Mom, if you need money-- No, uh-uh, no.
I... There will be no more borrowing.
Dad promised.
Dad. I'm telling you,
you're lucky you have a husband
who won't give you any trouble, ever.
I am.
I know.
It's great.
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Hey Mom. Oh, hi, Claire.
So, I went to the farmer's market this morning, Hi.
and I saw this really pretty plant,
and I thought, "That would look great at Claire's,"
so I just decided to quickly drop by.
What? So, knock knock.
Are you in my... Surprise.
Oh. Hi. Hi.
You're in my house right now. That's right.
Hi, sweetheart.
This is a succulent. It'll survive anything.
Very adaptable.
Thank you. Thank you.
How are you? How's... Okay.
How's Dad?
He's all right. He's all right.
So, what are you doing?
What are you up to, there?
I'm just trying to write this article for NPR.
Good.
Speaking of writing, can you believe Lewis' book
got on the New York Times' best seller list?
Yeah, Mom, I can because I wrote half of it. Oh.
Well, and you were doing your own thing, too.
No, I wasn't. I was sitting around doing his--
I was editing his blog for five years.
Who does that?
So you helped him. Feel good about that.
Do you want to feel bad? Yes.
I want to feel shitty.
Can I just feel shitty?
Yes, you can.
I'm going to make your bed here. Thank you.
God, I cannot wait to give him back all the money
that I did not make sitting around
just reading his stupid boring words.
If that's what you want to do. Yeah.
You know, when I'm working and successful
and doing something great,
living in New York and being a journalist like I planned my entire life
until I met him and I lost my imagination.
What am I so afraid of?
Honey, sometimes we're just under people's spells.
I was under your father's spell for a very long time.
Mom... Honey, it's just time for you to get out there
and show everybody how fantastic you are.
Oh, God, Mom. Everyone should feel about me the way that you do.
They would, Claire, if you would just let them.
Remember Debbie Reynolds?
Ugh. You know what she did when she got shit on?
She just got up and danced.
Mom! Please, can we stop talking about old famous people?
Well, maybe I'll just stop talking.
Okay.
After I tell you one thing.
He called.
Who called?
Lewis. He called the house.
Wait, what?
When? Oh, I don't remember the exact day.
Wait, why is he calling my family?
Honey, don't worry. It's not about you.
He just needed to speak to your father.
Okay, so, wait, he called, and then what?
He dropped by.
What?
You guys just stood around and chatted?
About what? About how he dumped me like cow shit?
Claire. God, you're just...
You're so busy chatting, you don't even--
Wait a minute. Mom,
you told the butcher when I got my first period.
That was, like, a hundred years ago.
You told the tennis instructor how much I weighed.
Roger was a family friend.
Ellen knows everything.
Ellen is my best friend.
Did you tell Sharon?
No.
Did you tell Kendra?
Absolutely not. Oh, perfect. Great.
Now she can just sing a song about me at her show.
Speaking of which, you are going, right?
Mom!
Claire. Mom.
She's your sister. I know she's my sister, Mom.
So, what? Sharon and Kendra both knew
and neither of them called me?
Would you have answered?
I can't remember a time when one of you
wasn't hanging up on the other
or slamming the door or walking out of a room.
Always misunderstanding.
Especially you, Claire. Me?
Yes, you.
Gosh, I just would love it if one of you
would just call the other and say,
"Hi, how are you? Fine, thank you. How are you?
"I'm good, and thanks for calling.
"Oh, you're good? Oh, you deserve it.
"Oh, and you know what,
you look pretty in green."
Pretty in green. Yes.
Pretty in green.
I'm sorry.
Oh, Mom.
All I'm saying is that
I know it's not Cambodia.
I know it's not the end of the world,
but, to me, it really feels like it is,
and I just have to deal with it alone.
But where does it get you, Claire?
All that strife and warfare?
And I know I don't always say the words
that you want to hear, but I feel them.
I know you do, Mom.
Here.
One more. That's it, no more.
Bam.
Okay, Zippy, I'm going to get them.
Bam.
I'm out of bullets, Zip.
Running out of bullets.
It was nice of you to call.
Oh, just missed you.
Can't a father call his baby girl?
Honey... What?
Could you please break the ice with your sister?
Has she broken it with me?
I knew there was a reason you called.
She had just been going through a very rough time and I hear,
and I cannot reveal the source to you,
that you haven't been very supportive.
Uh-huh, who told you, Mom? Sharon?
Esperanza.
She tells me everything.
What about me, Dad?
My last boyfriend before Uri wanted me to pretend
I was Jewel.
What's wrong with my voice?
I can sing.
I have pain too, you know, you don't have to live in a car to feel pain.
Oh, honey, I'm sorry you have pain.
Dad, I didn't get into the Ashland Shakespeare Festival.
No. And with Claire and Lewis,
and Sharon and her remodels,
I can't even have my own tragedy.
Well, hey, we're looking forward to your show.
Honey, your mother and I love you very, very much.
Do you, Dad? Uh-huh.
'Cause sometimes I feel like I don't even have a family.
Sharon's always too busy to talk to me
and Claire never calls me back, she just texts me.
I know. I can talk to you,
but you're not really there.
Honey. It's okay.
Sharon was the love child and Claire was planned
and I was just the mistake. It's totally--
A wonderful mistake.
No, not a mistake. I don't mean that.
Come on. Sit down, please.
I have something I want to tell you.
What, Dad? What?
Well... Hey.
Sorry I'm late.
First I couldn't find my keys,
and then I couldn't find my phone, and...
Anyway, doesn't matter. I'm here now.
You're here. Now we'll just wait for Claire.
Claire.
Yeah. Oh.
Hi.
Always.
Oh, God. Is there anything worse
than driving to Venice on a Saturday?
I know, right.
I love Venice on a Saturday.
Oh, good.
My girls.
My beautiful girls.
I'm glad you're all here.
How are you, honey?
I'm terrible. Terrible.
Um...
What, Dad?
I have...
What, Dad?
Okay, I don't want you to get upset about this.
Okay.
They found a lump...
on my lung.
But you don't smoke.
I should have, huh?
It's not funny.
I'm not trying to be funny. I just wanted to say
that the reason I called you here together
is that I don't want your mother to know about it.
Yet.
Now, I'll tell her when the time comes,
when the time is right.
I want us to all be on the same page about that now.
Okay?
She's off hiking with her friend Ellen right now.
I don't understand.
Kendra, let him-- let him have his reasons.
I'm sorry, Dad. Thank you, honey.
I'm sorry. I just wanna know what they are.
It doesn't matter, Kendra.
So you're asking us to lie. Omit.
I'm asking you to omit. I'm asking you not to say anything
until I-- I say something.
We're not telling her anything until we get you a second opinion.
I don't need a second opinion. We're gonna get you to a decent doctor
and not the ones in your plan. I don't need a second opinion.
I'm asking you to help me.
What kind of ca-- What do you have?
How-- How bad is it?
What are we gonna do about it?
There's nothing to do about it.
Yes, there is.
Daddy...
are you dying?
Kendra.
I suppose so.
Here you go.
But not till I eat this.
I know.
I just wanna know if we're gonna talk about it.
Everybody grieves differently.
I just wanna know if she's gonna talk about it.
I just don't talk about things the way you do, Kendra.
No, you run away.
Damn it.
I've gotta pick up Daisy from drum class.
You're leaving? Oh, shit.
Jesus. I gotta go.
My, uh, car is on the street, so...
Okay.
Shit.
Eight bucks.
How much?
Eight. Eight.
There you go, darling.
Thank you.
There's my girl.
Let's get you out of there.
Yeah. Good girl.
Come on.
Let's go see what's going on.
Oops. Oh, yeah.
Ow.
There you go.
Kitchen door open.
Sharon?
Kitchen door closed.
Yeah. Okay. You know what? Forget it.
Hey, K.B.
Hi, Steve.
Sharon likes me to wear these.
Um...
Esperanza, can you run a bath for her, please?
Okay. Thank you.
Kendra.
Forgot your phone at the restaurant. Ohh!
Tsk! I can't believe I did that. Can you believe this?
I can believe it.
Anyway, I didn't mean to act like,
you know, the Dad thing wasn't a priority for you.
It's fine.
It's just-- Really.
What am I supposed to do if Mom asks why I'm acting weird?
You're gonna have to do some acting. You're an actress.
Right. Right.
Act about what?
Nothing.
Just...
My dad has cancer.
What?
Sharon? Kendra, sit down.
I don't wanna sit down.
Why didn't you tell me?
Ohh. I didn't wanna say it.
Lung.
Oh, I-- I'm so sorry. If there's, uh,
anything we can do, obviously...
Some things you just can't fix.
No-- Of course.
I don't suggest that I have the cure for cancer. I'm just--
I just meant that if things-- when things get dicey--
They are dicey.
He meant dicier. I--
Dicier.
Okay, well...
I need to go feed Dow.
Yeah.
Who's-- Who's Dow?
Her fish. Her fish.
Kendra...
So, did you talk to Claire?
No, but I don't wanna talk about Claire when she's not here.
Okay.
Hey.
I tried to call, but-- What do you need, Lewis?
I feel really bad about everything, and...
You all packed? Uh...
A few things. Yeah. I just...
I thought the sooner, the better.
Oh, I just mean that it'd be easier for you to move on.
I didn't wanna move on, Lewis.
I was happy.
No, you weren't.
So I'm the bad one, right? Yes!
Yes, you're the bad one, Lewis!
I...
I got you that shirt.
Hey, Claire, I, uh, just wanted to say I spoke with the landlord--
Oh, fuck off.
Cool.
Here we go. Oh, FYI,
Aloha Gym/Spa is half price on Mondays.
And I hear that cucumber bath at the Oasis
is out of this world.
Uh, yes, there is spear fishing,
but you've gotta get a license first.
Snack bar's open till 4:00.
Room service is available. But $12 for a papaya.
So... Yeah.
Kids, there's an arcade and dolphins--
Oh, and I got you some gum.
You never wanna buy this at the airport.
Highway robbery. Get in the car.
Say "thank you." Thank you.
You're welcome. Didn't you all have a red bag?
Oh, shit. I thought you had it. I told you to get the bag.
Hello, Officer. How are you? Hello. How are you?
We're leaving right this minute. Okay.
I saw the temporary "no parking" signs-- Mm-hmm.
...but these people actually live here,
and this was just a 15-second pickup.
I'm taking them to the airport.
But as you see, their car is in the driveway,
so I could not park there, because
they don't want people to know they're gonna be away.
Right. So, I couldn't park there.
This was my only option.
Yeah, but this is the one place you can't park, though.
But you know what? We're leaving now. So no harm, no foul.
We're outta here. Oh, great, honey.
Thank you. Could you do me a favor? This is a little sticky.
Could you? I'd really appreciate it. Yeah. Yeah, I can do that.
All right. Good. Oh, thank you.
See this little petoolah?
How cute is she, huh? Yeah.
That's my granddaughter Daisy.
She's adopted.
Not being able to have a child--
it just tore my daughter, Sharon, apart.
Okay, seat belts, everybody.
You know, I just wanna thank you for listening.
So few people do anymore.
All right. Have a good day. Drive safe.
Off to the races. Here we go.
So, what's Dad up to today?
Oh, staying out of trouble, hopefully.
He calls all day long.
"Where are you? When are you coming home?"
Then I get home, he doesn't talk.
Well, maybe he just needs you there.
He's-- He's okay.
I have a theory about why Dad doesn't want Mom to know.
He's got his head in the sand.
No, it's because it's a secret.
You know, everybody's just gotta have a secret from somebody else
so the other person can be mad when the secret comes out.
It's like, you know, it just should've never been a secret in the first place.
I saw Mom earlier. It was horrible.
Oh, God. I'm avoiding her calls completely.
Kendra's having a hard time with it.
Are you... talking to Kendra?
Well, not talking talking, but...
I don't think we should talk about Kendra when she's not here.
Okay. Um...
I gotta go.
Hey, uh, we should, um, talk more.
Yeah. Definitely. Call me.
Okay. I will.
Sharon, I really don't want Daisy seeing you smoking a joint.
She's eight months old.
Patti Smith remembers her mother's screams when she was born.
Since when do you start reading Rolling Stone?
I do.
How are your fantastic parents?
Fine. Yeah, everyone is really--
I remember your dad came down to the campus jail
to bail me out of a DUI.
He's the greatest.
He is.
And how are your sisters? Are they still weird?
Um...
You know, they're not weird, actually.
Uh, Sharon is doing really well.
She has a baby now, which is really exciting.
And Kendra is still acting,
and she's actually really talented-- Hey.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Oh, my God. I signed it.
Oh, my God.
Kate, this is just amazing.
It's so heavy.
I had to cut a lot. Really?
I can't tell you how many dead bodies I've seen.
Kate...
This is so awkward. I...
You know, we came up together...
and I introduced you to the newsroom
and all those people that I knew--
I'm so sorry they couldn't keep us both.
Yeah. Yeah. That was really hard.
Um...
You know, I didn't really have the thick skin for it,
and I think that I do now.
So... I've decided to move to New York.
Okay. Um, I don't really know anybody,
and it would be really great to have a friend.
And if you could, you know, maybe put in a good word for me or something,
I feel like-- Wow.
That's a big move.
And you're 29.
But I will definitely ask around.
Thank you.
Sometimes... we miss our calling.
Yeah. We do.
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It's my dad.
They found something on his lung.
No...
And we're not allowed to talk about it.
So now we're not talking even more than when not talking.
And I just feel so alone.
You're not alone. Kendra--
I-- Kendra!
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How you doing?
Okay.
Anyone talk to your mom yet?
No, not yet.
I called, but I hung up.
Doesn't seem very fair.
I have to respect my dad's wishes.
And what about P-A-V-E-L?
Are you gonna R-E-S-P-E-C-T P-A-V-E-L?
What are you talking a-- Oh, God.
You heard that? On the baby monitor.
Yeah. I heard it. Ohh!
Steve, that--
that's just a figure of speech.
"I wanna f"--
"I wanna F-U-C-K everyone else" is not a figure of speech.
You can check any phrase book anyplace in the world.
Like, is "I wanna fuck everyone else" a figure of speech? I'm sorry.
No, never heard it. Mm-hmm.
Look, I've got a lot of stuff on my mind.
Okay, let's hear it. Okay. Okay.
And I feel that we are at a crossroads.
What? Come on, Sharon.
"Crossroads"?
Do you remember when we used to drink and have fun?
Yeah. So you know what? Let's drink and have fun.
I can't.
I don't know why, but I can't.
Why are we always-- Why are we always moving windows?
To fill the void?
"Fill the void?"
My head is burning. Sharon, take a class.
I don't want to take a class. You need intellectual stimulation.
Hitler is not an aphrodisiac. That's all I'm saying.
I don't wanna run around worrying about how to turn you on, okay?
Hopefully, I just-- Hopefully, I just do.
Well, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were running around,
worried about how to turn me on. No, no. No. Mm-mm.
You're twisting. Don't twist. I've never seen you worry about that.
That's not what I-- Mm-mm. That's not what I said.
Why is the TV always on? The TV is my friend.
That was mean.
I wanna get a job. Okay.
I can't leave Daisy. Okay.
I hate everything I say.
Okay.
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My stylish daughter. Oh...
Ohhh! That's my beautiful girl.
Yeah.
So...
have you talked to Mom?
Soon, honey. Soon.
No need to worry a worrier.
And how about you? How are you doing?
Fine. Good. Feel good.
Really? Yeah. Really.
You're gonna get this back... with interest.
Oh, really, Dad, what's the point of having it if you can't share it?
That's right.
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Yes, they are.
Robert!
I didn't know you were coming in today.
I just wanted to check in, say hello.
Hey, Doc. Hey, Bob. How you feeling?
Well, I'm good. I feel good.
Have a seat. Okay.
Do you want some coffee? Oh, sweetheart, yes.
Um, Dad, we don't really call nurses "sweetheart" anymore,
because it's not 1910.
No, we don't? No, we don't. Mm-mm.
Okay.
Okay? Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Dad...
why is Lewis calling you?
We just had some business... to tie up--
What kind of business? Well...
we, uh, made a little investment together last year.
Koa. K-O-A. Koa.
The most beautiful wood in the world...
grows on the top of a mountain in Kauai.
When harvested properly, it's worth a fortune.
And I had an in.
I told Lewis about it,
and he decided that he wanted to make an investment with me.
Huh. Okay.
So, what happened with it, then?
Well, it's a very complicated operation.
You need lumberjacks to cut the trees down.
Then you need helicopters to bring the trees down off the mountain.
Then it turns out that the guy on the hill is a pot farmer.
He was emotionally unstable.
He was a mess.
It was gonna make us zillionaires.
Oh, Dad. I know. You wanna yell at me.
I can feel it. Go ahead. Yell at me.
It's okay.
I wanna yell at me.
All right, Bob. Let's get some deep breaths, okay? Okay.
Deep breath in, deep breath out.
There you go.
Hello.
Hey.
Hey. Hey, Claire.
Um, hi.
I was just calling,
'cause, uh, my dad just told me
about the Koa thing.
So I-- I guess I just wanted to say thank you,
I guess.
Yeah. I mean, he-- You know, he's an impossible guy to turn down.
Yeah.
I, uh-- I meant to call you.
Meaning to call you. Really?
I-- I, uh-- I heard about him being sick,